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The Official Podcast #454 - Different Coloured Sperm (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-04 07:06:14
Edited:
2026-01-15 16:09:54
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2026-06
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PingedBarley

Whoever just beat me to the first like Frick you.

meembino

i really wanna check and see if “realwomanvaginas.com” is actually a thing but it feels illegal to search something that stupid

Spreehox

Funny episode boys

Red Boi

I feel like Andrew enjoys sniffing his own farts

Jeremiah

Big boomer Andrew

T Mo

When will Jackson realize he’s the only one on this podcast. Wish we could hear what the voices are saying though

Odesxy

Just found out me and Jackson have the same middle name

Haha Beans

Kaya’s homework for next week is impregnating Jackson’s mom

ZestyDonger

Andrew is too right about filming concerts, if you have your phone up and in the way for more than 30 seconds I'm crowd killing. At least have the decency to stand at the back to film

Richard Wagner

Andrew spending his time at a concert watching people film 30 seconds of a song they like & being annoyed rather than just watching the concert for his own enjoyment which is what he claims to be doing... sometimes it's nice to record things for your own memories.

LunaTrix

Straight up don’t use AI for math it’s really bad at math. My boyfriend is a mathematician and nuclear physicist and about every other week he checks in on their math and it confidently spits out all kinds of wrong answers. It just makes numbers and graphs up. But if you’re not great at math, are you going to be able to manually do the equations yourself to make sure it’s right? AI has its purpose, but for some reason I’m not smart enough to understand, math is a problem for it. He would definitely be able to explain it better, I’m literally a sculpture artist and went to art school.

Luca Palomo

I do honestly! I had to rewatch the vids I got of The Weeknd’s concert before I had to delete half since they took up so much storage 😭

Simon Hughes

As for getting complimented on your penis during sex, if she's still capable of speech during it then I'm doing something wrong

leatherhand

I'll eat rice with my hands, anything. Dropped off the floor just about anything as long as its not physically dirty and the floor is pretty decent, never get sick. Parasites need hosts theyre either in water, feces, or animals lol. Dont be a bubble baby, actual immune risks with that That said chopsticks are nice for eating chips etc. While using your computer so you dont get your keyboard dirty

Negatron

lol imagine not being able to cum because your ink cartridge is running out of magenta or some shit 😂

Bandos Godsword

Maybe we could post photos of the fellas cocks for audio listeners?? Tired of this visual podcast

Coors Light

Best Andrew performance 👏 15 minute pussy rant is why im here

3rdSt

I do. I show ppl my concert videos bc they ask to see them. It's called having friends 😜. Ice also been to concerts where I'm so far back and somebody in front of me is zoomed in with a nice phone. Shit I'll look at the phone screen as well to see the stage better.

slash

Im the exact same way as you James, I used hate it when I had to use my hands to eat food and would try use forks and knives whenever I could. But a few years ago I got the thought of using gloves, like the ones subway employes use, you can get a pack of like 100 for 5 or 10 bucks. It's honestly been a game changer, idk why i haven't thought of it before. You can eat the most greasy, oily, sticky food and get absolutely none of it on your hands as well as not having to worry about them smelling. Im never ever going back to not using gloves like a normal loser

Annika

burger king foot lettuce

Zz

I reckon we need Jackson to try eating Indian food like Dosa or Ildi on the podcast using his hands. Get him over this ick, like exposure therapy for him, and pure fun for Kaya to watch!

Carlos

55:32 Dam Jackson Alpha'd Kaya pretty hard, it was a long time coming

Ret Retro

Ayyyy this is what I’m subbed for. Good ep boys

Bwoods

Andrew’s joke about climbing up to the highest leaf to be eaten by birds was hilarious and deserves to be recognized as such.

Luca Palomo

At the Clairo concert last year, it was so crowded that I had to hold up my phone so the people behind me could see! I’m 5’7, so tall people are the real problem, thanks Andrew

Richard Wagner

I saw clairo during the immunity tour when beabadoobee opened (not as many ppl knew her at that time). Me & my friend smoked a fat blunt in the middle of the crowd relatively close to the stage while surrounded by mostly teenage girls. 😅

SugmaNard

My middle name is also James!

Dry Soap

I still see a lot of young Merediths

Dreezy

When it comes to volume I want it in increments of 5 CANT be 22 or 34 has to be 20 25 30 35

Peyton Grayson

This is basically the “old man yells at clouds” podcast. Keep up the good work!

klongus

Andrew talking as if he gets any pussy recently lol

David Mangiaracina Jr

DUDE I'M LITERALLY THE SAME WAY! I hate when it's any other number than increments of 5 lmao

Warpup

Halo ai: DOUBLE KILL

Warpup

Natural cause death by ai

Warpup

Stein Erik soulberg named his ai chat... bobby

Warpup

You'll be my best friend forever? What hasnt everybody seen chucky

Warpup

Jackson: this was inevitable lol true

Warpup

How about a pill you can swallow that will make your penis bigger Jackson. How about that. I dont care about my cum being colorful, I want my dick to be bigger

Warpup

Glow in the dark cum could be cool

Warpup

Not pitch black, just like wtf Jackson you always fucking mid day? Some of us have jobs and things to do

Warpup

I'm with Andrew, my gf ALWAYS closes her eyes when we have sex

Warpup

What does a good pussy look like? Hmm

Warpup

Imagine a rainbow vagina. Ew

Warpup

Andrew is dr guess rn

Warpup

Andrew you should write the book on dicks and how they look

Warpup

Is this a dick? IDK. DO YOU? perfect name

Warpup

Andrew every girl says your dick is big. Just like you always say her hair looks good or she's beautiful without makeup. Same thing

Warpup

Jackson's scared about a sexless marriage

Warpup

I'm 30 and I still question my penis sometimes. Girls have said it's big and I think its fine, I've made multiple girls cum, BUT DID I REALLY?🤔

Warpup

Andrew thats not true you saw what Elon named his kids. There's always wacky shit

Warpup

Emma? A rich flapper girl named? Bruh Andrew stop looking them up

Warpup

Yeah Andrew is super new. Like Andy

Warpup

Andrew is so judgemental and retarded

Warpup

You didn't even so Reginald Andrew

Warpup

Beth

Warpup

Eustice, eugine, I think John will fizzle out eventually. James will go for awhile. I think names have just evolved more over time, prolly women's more than men but they all derive from something

Warpup

Andrew washing his hands: "I hate this sooo much wahh"

Warpup

I just got over having to make the tv volume having to end on 0 or 5, just started forcing myself to make it on an odd number and got over it

Warpup

Andrew if you take a napkin to the whole lower portion of your face how tf do you miss any of it

Warpup

How tf you eat ribs and wings with a fork? It's messy and gross but its so good that its worth it

Warpup

I remember the first time I got blasted by the water jet and cummed so hard in my grandma's apartments public pool. I think she knew what I was doing

Warpup

Wahhh Andrew's mad when people film the concert of a band that they never see again wahhh fuck you Andrew

Warpup

You're so wrong about the filming a concert Andrew so wrong, so dumb

Warpup

Don't look at their phone then retard