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What are you here for? (Patreon)

Published:
2025-10-17 02:58:58
Edited:
2026-01-15 16:09:50
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2026-06
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Poll

What are you here for?

  • The Official Podcast 877
  • Red Thread 284
  • Criminally Stupid 435
  • 2025-10-17
  • 1596 votes
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Content

Hey guys, Just wanted to post this poll to see what brings the most people into our membership sites. This won't change anything really as we're committed to finding what works for each series the best but I was personally curious to see what show had the biggest draw to membership sites currently. No combined options as it will dilute the purpose, but if you want to share that opinion as well, you can leave a comment. But #pickaside. Thanks,Jackson

Comments

HmmmPaul

All of them!!

Joe Larson

I like all the shows but the bonuses are the main appeal for sure

Medexter

I’m here for you Jackson pookie 😍😍😍

Aed

Im here for Jackson

Jeff Riffey

Every show is great + bring back reel boys!

Jamie Hind

Came for OP, stayed for Criminally Stupid

person

All of them.

Wizerd

Where the all button ayat

Snafu

Past month or so, mainly Red Thread and Criminally Stupid

Mewgaming

OP and criminal stupid!

Connor Arrington

Obv all of em, but the podcast brought me in and has made me stay fr fr

Logger

I watch all 3

Brecken

Never for a second have regretted following this podcast. Kaya and Jackson could talk about how the sky is blue and they’d make it interesting somehow.

itsJugo

The Australian and the Turk

Aditya Deo

All of them! Killing it with the content

Enox

Reverse order that you posted. Criminally stupid and Red Thread are miles more entertaining than the OP

verdis77

You jackson im here for you❤️

galileeo

I'm here for reel boys jackson

connie martinez

Jackson where is the all of them option and when is reel boys coming back

meembino

honestly i’m here for the after dark/bonus episodes and criminally stupid

Indgo04

I love listening to all 3 but I’m mainly here for the Offical Podcast.

Blake2002

All 3 but mainly bonus episodes

Grelk

I watch all of the op and cs, i’ll watch a RT ep if the topic interests me

Jackson Werner

Also here for reel boys cuz I love hearing you guys break down movies while I work lol

Pedro Gaona

Post the video format of all the shows if possible 🙂‍↕️🫶🏾

poop inspector

all of it, pretty much an essential part of my routine now ♥️

Jae

Honestly I came for the podcast and stayed for the others

SugmaNard

Hearing the familiar boys talk about something I wasnt aware of 👈

GelatMaru

Was mainly here for main show, but still watch red thread and criminally stupid. Tho I still gotta catch up on Red Thread 😓

RippZipp

I usually go for Official Podcast, then directly into After Dark, (other podcast), Criminally Stupid, (a few other podcasts), then Red Thread. Not to say I don’t like Red Thread, but that’s typically the podcast I save for if I’ve got loooong work days, a lot easier to binge that way.

Mr.Corn-Bread

Always listen to all of them, but Criminally Stupid is more comedic than the others so I personally favor that one

Seb G

Official podcast out of habit but my favourite podcast rn is red thread because Jackson and Jordan have the best chemistry

Strags

Here for all 3 but i find criminally stupid funnier

Aed

Is this how you’re going to divide the money? Because Andrew should be paying us

Snadow

extra content, for the official podcast. and i love criminally stupid since i’ve not seen anything like it out there. it’s rather fresh and very detailed too. that’s why i like coming back, and the red thread is a bonus!

Julio42K .

Red thread,regular podcast,criminally stupid in that order

SoulReaper644

You know I came here years ago because I always saw Charlie uploading it to his channel and I wasn’t a big podcast guy but decided to watch it and it was the so funny you 3 are hilarious happy I got to discover this gem keep up the great work btw hot take think the show is better now when it’s just you three retards lol

Brandon DeMand

I personally like all of them. They all bring their own type of character to the table. Red Thread has had its ups and downs, but I am really enjoying the established crew (for now lol). Criminally stupid is hilarious and Kaya’s predator voices crack me up sometimes. & I genuinely enjoy your guys’ conversations on the official podcast. I honestly just think what you guys are doing now is the perfect balance! Long time listener & the content that’s brought to this Patreon is incredible! Thanks for all your hard work, Jackson!

Austin Erber

I voted for OP, but I love all three.

theofficialpodcast

Hahaha, no. This doesn't impact anything production wise or payment wise. Just wanted to see what has the biggest impact in terms of bringing people onto the membership sites. -J

MonkeyOnStilts

I'm here waiting for reel boys comeback

Declan Armstrong

Official podcast brought me here and stayed on and off. The red thread is currently my favourite podcast that the official channel does Criminally stupid is a fun listen for me when I need something to listen too, I wish you covered more “stupid” criminals as sometimes the chatlogs can feel uncomfortable to listen to without headphones

Chad

I like all the shows but you and kaya's chemistry and banter on criminally stupid and the official podcast is what keeps me listening and supporting , you guys are hilarious 😂

Tungsten Haze

OP & Podophiles, although I still enjoy Red Thread I do miss when it you was you; Charlie & Isaiah. But please Jackson, I am trying to sleep - it is 4am

C Khanh

Been listening since the beginning and initially came because I was a fan of Charlie, but now I honestly am a bigger fan of the production now that he’s gone. Keep up the good work!

Plumpy

#pickaside? Whose side are you on?

Plumpy

Fr tho here for all 3 + bonus episodes of OP

OniLife

I'm here cause I like yall, and wan a listen to stuff early and ad free. Pretty simple tbh but I'm just impatient and do like supporting what I like

samantha

started with the official podcast, but have really grown to like personalities. I absolutely love criminally stupid because I love Jackson and Kayas chemistry, and have started to really enjoy red thread now that friendly jordies and kira are on it

G07HD4D

How do I mark all of the above? Love all the shows, miss having the Goon on Red Thread but maybe Andrew can make a few guest appearances on it and Criminally Stupid

Jordan

Subbed years ago for the main podcast and it is still the main reason I stay. Criminally stupid is a really close second now and I listen to most red threads bc of the banter between you and jordies.

Epicfinn

All of them honestly, but I do really wish Kaya were on red thread. The banter between Jackson and Kaya is top tier

Bo Timbles

The official podcast for sure, I do like the other two as well. I also do wish you three would play games together again though : ( Yall remember them playing PubG together 😭

connor

Red thread is kinda dead after it losts it main members lets be honest but criminally stupid and the main show is huge

Ashton

I watch all of them most of the time

Kaden Sanders

I find it hard to believe red thread is that low

Zachary

OP Is the most bang for your buck. So many episodes and bonuses. No ads makes a huge difference when I binge listen to the show. Sometimes an episode won’t be as funny when I first hear but I’ll hear it again after sometime has passed and it’ll hit different. Really enjoy all three shows though as well as the random bonus stuff. So much content for 5 bucks

Māsōn

Combo of Pod and Red Thread

SUUDZzz

OP was always my go to, but I absolutely love criminally stupid as well. Red thread has its moments but I'm not into deep conspiracy episodes. I do tend to listen to the goofy ones though.

Jeremiah

Love all but criminally stupid is by far the funniest, would love if you got Andrew on their as well for an episode and see how the vibe works

Quintin nance

I came here for charlie but found myself years later here for Kaya, Jackson, and andrews antics. I love all the shows equally!

Paul

I refuse to pick just one.

Jacob Tuck

Came here for Official but love Red Thread

Dingalo

I’m here for all but prefer the main episodes

alycat

I’ve been listening since episode 1 of the OP and subbed to the Patreon since the beginning. I come every week for all of you but lately Red Thread has been making me the most excited I can’t wait for each episode. I love the chemistry Jackson, Kira, and Jordan have. It’s very refreshing and fun.

DraculasAssCheeks

Red thread is my go to on long car rides or if I have housework

Magga345

Came for the bonus episodes, stayed for all the things you put out

eric_et

I listen to all but my favorite is Criminally Stupid. Can’t get enough of laughing at stupid pedos

missmosh

Video games, pc annoyance, maybe some longer criminally stupid because I love the Kaya/Jackson chemistry. I’m still waiting on more Alien talk with Jordan. I also love Kira on Red Thread. I’d love to see more of her. But that’s her comfort level. As a women, I enjoy listening to other women have an input with true crime. Connor is a tough one for me, since I listen to audio only, and don’t care about race cars or movies that are too fresh to view before hand. Would still be super open to knowing him, and enjoying him. It’s hitting that universal common collective. But I’m also the 1% of women listening. So don’t listen too much to me! Edit: I also, personally, loved the quizzes. I’ve been listening since the podcast started and it was a fun way to get the hosts to mingle with a niche interest

Jesus Alba

Mostly Red Thread and Criminally stupid

Yeetskeeter477

All, but hypothetically if I had to choose just one it would be between The Official Podcast and The Red Thread, and I couldn't decide, they're both pretty entertaining/educating (imo) just in very different ways (still love Criminally Stupid also)

Max Sinclair

Most surprised at the low amount for red thread. I enjoy the banter, but I understand it might be too niche or frustrating for others Personally I enjoy it :)

JakeP_2002

I will always be a podofile

Holly May

came for extra official podcast, stayed for all the content in all honesty

Bleach_x_Coochie

here for all three but i do miss the Reel Boys

Jack gill

I love all three, but originally I joined for the Official Podcast.

Jacob G

I’m here for you.

Garf

Most people were here for Wendi and Charlie on that Red Thread train. He screwed off to go do Creep Cast, Charlie quit. I like Jordie. However, a lot of the Red thread topics are kinda boring now, it’s a hit or miss for me. You have an unlimited supply of weird and mysterious. They have focused on some boring topics. I liked t when they brought in people for the topics.

Anthony Cruz

I came for official when Charlie was still around. Stayed for the rest of the group, but mostly Jackson. Love the other two podcasts easily as much as official. Sometimes I wish Wendigoon and/or Caleb were still around but Jackson, Jordan, and Keira are the goats. PS: I miss the name Podophiles

sildownic

Love all the shows but originally here for TOP

Max Sinclair

For sure! I get it. For a lot of the topics it things I've already been familiar with. The satisfaction for me come from having people that are unfamiliar with a topic learn about it. Then again, I do enjoy the other podcasts you mentioned as I have the time to experience them, but I understand its not to everyone's taste nor the time commitment needed to listen to it all.

Awwwcrap

IM HERE FOR MICAH BELL!

Not_Muchh

I’m here for everything Jackson

James Becker

Dont dislike any of them. One exception. I think Red Thread is best when covering light hearted topics.

Awwwcrap

Criminally Stupid is my favorite, but I like listening live to the recordings of OP when I can and interact with people in chat

JeremyBeezy

I literally listen to each show the day they drop. It's all good shit, I guess if you want to know WHY I have the patron membership it's so I can get the after dark episode and criminally stupid uncensored.

Cyonated

official podcast and bonuses

Cyonated

criminally stupid pedo episodes are fine but aren’t relaxing to listen to, and felt satisfied with red thread after first 20eps or so

Monica Wagner

started with OP since the beginning! but in the last few years ive been here more for Red Thread and Criminally Stupid

Dead Moonlyte

I love everything you guys do, I originally came for Charlie but I started to love the personality each one of you guys brings to each different show, absolutely my favorite podcast and I'll be listening till you stop then I'll be relistening again

Ryuko Matoi

My mom and dad had me after a bon Jovi concert. That's why I am here

Knatzar

All of the above, especially criminally stupid and red thread

Dylan

Criminally stupid for me

Dongs

Podophiles for the fuck ass voice acting, but also red thread when the topic gets too esoteric to be covered by the gazillion other true crime podcasts. Sometimes i might listen to them just for the bants, but If i am too familiar with that topic I wont usually bother. Stuff like the CwC episodes are pretty fun though

Andre Padilla

Exclusive content! More video formats on Patreon would be preferable too. We want to see you guys in character 👀👀😎

Danigoddamnit

OP & RT for sure, but I'm someone who listens at work so don't ever engage in content that depends on video. Bonuses are the #1 reason for sure

Needle937

I love listening to criminally stupid at work, I’ll be dying laughing in the back by myself and when someone asks why I’m laughing I just shrug because there is literally no explanation that sounds sane to a coworker, red thread is good for cleaning around the house, I will honestly never forget about the ant hill kids, worst thing I’ve ever heard and I watch a lot of true crime, thank you for shedding light on the situation by speaking about it when many don’t. OP is ol’reliable , get my game updates, fun games, and good banter, they’re all good for different reasons

Shmubligong

I came here to escape the ads originally. Listened to every episode. Andrew really ruins many episodes he's in i end up skipping them. I miss Charlie please bring him back as a guest some time soon.

Cody Nickell

Honestly I am here for Jackson

Matt Mulligan

I originally subscribed many years ago for extra episodes of The Official Podcast but the Criminally Stupid episodes are definitely the most worth it part of the subscription. The bonus episodes are still worth it but it does kind of seem like its something that's a chore rather than something the crew actually wants to do. I guess lately the bonus episodes kinda seem phoned in.

Carpfu

The official podcast has always been my favorite. Love the other shows as well, but I'm partial to the og podcast. I think all three hosts(rip charlie)bring something different to the table in terms of personality and humor playing off each other well. Thank you, boys!

Ben Crawford

Red thread and i miss Reel Boyz

Cheesepuff

Mainly for OP. Kinda fell out of Red Thread after Caleb/Isaiah left. Thank you for your hard work Jackson!

Fixer171

I ask my self that alot

Wootman

Came here to get ad-free videos of red thread and OP only to discover you only upload the video early for YouTube which kinda pisses me off

Rello_15

Im here equally for all your podcast. I like what they bring, and find the price really affordable compared to the extent of content that we get. And then i looove when you do movie nights, but i dont know if thats a membership exclusive thing. But that would probably be enough for me to pay a subsription in itself

AnusExplorer

Came for OP and staying for OP, but the other stuff is a great bonus too

crazypata

I like all of them, but I feel criminally stupid it my fav

FYFE

Voted op but listen to all the shows

Cris

Nah cause wtf do you mean “what are you here for” IM HERE TO SEE THE BOYS FYMMMM

AltitudeF4

Listen to all of them mate your consistency keeps me coming j

Corey

all of them should be a option

Hekseblad

Big fan of these three, but honestly I gotta give it to the main podcast, the three of y’all have such good chemistry it keeps me coming back even when I don’t give a shit about the topic

MeMEGoingGreen

The fourth option should be “all of the above” because I like all of them equally. But most of all, I’m here for the boys (and one girl I guess). I didn’t listen to any podcasts but the official podcast for the last almost decade. And to be honest, I bundle the other two into the official podcast as well. It’s your podcast, I don’t give a shit what it’s called.

Jackson Hite

I mainly listen to Red Thread and the Official

zImFoX

Official podcast and red thread.

Adrian Romero

I subscribed mostly cause of criminally stupid since the episodes take months to upload and hearing you two dunk on pedophiles makes my work day go by so much faster

Plad Ken

I love how you push out red thread so much and pretty much the least favorite show

YungOwl

Criminally stupid and official podcast

Dave Matthews

Red thread and criminally stupid for sure. I just prefer podcasts with specific themes and a designated topic per episode, and are partially conversational not entirely

Bamgat

Criminally stupid, official podcast and some eps of red thread that catch my eye mostly the cryptid ones.

Ehmecks

Love listening to official podcast and red thread. I listen to criminally stupid once in a while.

Oleg Lebediev

Ad free official podcast and the after dark

Erik Karlsson

I’m here for Jackson, my all time favorite podcast host

Roman Achille

I want more spicy red thread topics. Y'all won't touch Snowden tho. Like the official podcast. Criminally stupid is pretty good as well, extra dose of Kaya. So basically everything and this comment is a waste.

Dry Soap

Came for the free snacks and cum🤷‍♂️

coffee_knife

Getting access to most episodes early is the biggest draw for me being a member. I tune in to every show every week and enjoy them all for different reasons: different vibes, different topics. In terms of the poll, I chose Criminally Stupid more from a logistical side that I get access to the episodes way sooner. CS is tied with Red Thread being my favorite pod, which is also a big draw for me and the OP After-Darks are just a great added bonus. I came for OP but stayed for all the rest. But, life depended on it and I /had/ to rank, I would say: 1) CS 2) RT 3) OP AD 4) OP

Andromeda

I’ve just been here too long to quit.

Damian Cylkaa

Im here because im held hostage by kaya

TheAllAroundMan

You guys got me through a tough 2017 so I initially just subbed to throw a coin at yall. Lately I've been listening to more criminally stupid and red thread than the main show.

Ed

For me it’s a toss up between OP and red thread. But I like criminally stupid as well as

SugmaNard

Im here for everything you make

AngelMN

I’m here for everything but I did originally subscribe for the main show

Tristan

All three and whatever else you guys put out .my favorite podcast series

Chase

All 3 as well

Bill

I think most of us subscribed for TOP but personally I mainly check in for the criminally stupid episodes and if I need something to listen to I listen to the main pod

pepperpasta

Clinging to the hope of a new Reel Boys

Wyatt Breck

Personally I consume all three and love them all but as an F1 fan I'm also always holding out hope for a new episode of pole position

Noe Matias

I’ve been here since before both criminally stupid and red thread but I’ve definitely come to stay for red thread

Wyatt

All of them!

Alex Kostiuk

I’m mainly here for the OP but I listen to all of them

Vincent Shirayuki

All, but Crim and Off Pod are what keep me here.

Dreezy

I enjoy all of itv

Levynxspark

I voted for Official Podcast but Criminally Stupid is also great

kosmic

I Consume everything i love all the shows

IStoleYourCoke

I voted for the official podcast but I tune in to all of them

Alex Hines

Came for the pod, at this point CR and RT hold my attention the best, the main pod is more routine at this point but still enjoyable of course. Threw my vote in for RT, but I feel like it’s 50/50 at this point between the bonus shows

waterChestnutz

I work a 12 hr nightshift, and having any new content to listen to makes shifts more tolerable 😎

Deochar

Honestly, Red Thread and Criminally stupid have been highest quality and have felt most natural to me

Caulin H

ALL OF THEM WHAT?

Zz

Podofiles (aka Criminally Stupid) It is the show that benefits the most to have uncensored. It is also a great partnership of Jackson and Kaya that makes it great too!

Gerrit Ringling

I chose criminally stupid but honestly I am here for it all at this point Jackson and friendly jordies is a perfect match and criminally stupid is better than chris Hansens podcast and the official show has andrew

Nick McCosker

Big fan of red thread, but the bonus content for the podcast is nice as well

Simon Hughes

I'm here for literally whatever you guys wanna produce, specifically though I'm on patron for the bonus content, even just the little side bars you did for red thread or shit like the reel boys, I'm just here because I have 12 hour shifts at work where I'm able to listen to stuff, and time always seems to fly whenever you guys are yapping

Carlos

Voted Red Thread despite me enjoying TOP more generally, when you got a good Red thread ep i'm hooked but i'm just not interested in some of the topics on Red Thread they're too goofy or soft for me. TOP is a "ehh i dont have anything to listen to fuck it" for me. No hate

Millls

bonus episodes keep me around for the most part. would probably stay a member even without them, but they're a nice treat

Martin

I’m here for everything. Honestly probably the lives is what keeps me here 😭kinda wish you did it for red thread if possible someday

GuitarGuy115

I love all of the shows but admittedly I’m here because of the official podcast. I love JAK, and all of the Andrew haters can suck a fuckin egg, he’s an integral part of the show

Will Meade

All of the above Mr Jackson

KushSmoker69

Im here for everything. Lately, ive been enjoying Red Thread and Criminally Stupid. I still love the Official Podcast. But, lately, its been feeling like more of a yap session. Its fun/funny for the most part. But, it can only go so far. I miss when you guys had guests. Hell, even put Jordan on for an episode. Maybe some mire guests? Do what you heart entails. These are just my thoughts

SugmaNard

Does everyone not watch all of them? Unless your strapped for time I csnt imagine only watching one over the other.

SugmaNard

We dont hate Andrew sometimes he says things that he genuinely should probably just keep to himself and thats okay.

SugmaNard

How tf do you get into the lives?!?!?

Martin

What do you mean? 😭 but idk man just sounded like a good deal to me I was like yah sure I get new episodes live and if I miss if well I get it earlier than I usual. (I think)

Monkeyrocke

I voted for The Official Podcast cause I've been listening to that since like episode 20 but my real answer is all 3!

MISS_ROSE

All of the above, however I had to go with official podcast because I like the bonus episodes. Second would be criminally stupid because it get nuked from YouTube most times

Western Philosopher

I agree, he’s an integral part of the Official Podcast. That’s why I stopped listening, and now I’m just here for Red Thread and Criminally Stupid.

Wyatt

I’d agree but also say that Jackson does that just as much as Andrew. Hell even kaya here and there. But that’s not a knock against them !

Wyatt

Discord!

Xvier

All of it, gimme all of it

Frankie

I haven't kept much with red thread myself

Greasy Little Torque Wrench

Official podcast for bonus episodes but also criminally stupid cause it gets taken down.

GuitarGuy115

Here bud, I’ve got something for you 🥚

SugmaNard

How do I find the discord?!

Ace

Criminally stupid IS my favourite, but I listen to all of the shows with equal enthusiasm!!

Alex Jordan

I’m here for it all but was primarily brought in during the earlier days of the Patreon for the original show.

James Edwards

Go to the Patreon website on your web browser and link your discord account through Patreon settings.

Tanner

I really like all the shows and side stuff, but I've been listening since the first episode so the official podcast is my favorite by default.

kaiju

All of the above

big friend

Originally was for the official podcast but now I enjoy Red Thread and Criminally Stupid more, at the end of the day I'm here for whatever you guys are putting out

Eve

To limit the amount of places I can store my brain thoughts.