The Burger Lord (Adventurer) (Patreon)

This latest advent in quick cuisine fare comes courtesy of a bustling franchise out to serve your adventurers with the calories they need on the quick. Whether as a dine-in experience or a quick stop by the trot-thru window, the Burger Lord restaurant is here to cater to your needs. Just don't expect the stone-facade to provide any actual protection in the case of an attack from the Brisket Bandit or the gelationously purple Grimooze who so frequently antagonize guests.

I don't know why I made this, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.