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Goblin traders (Patreon)

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2024-08-18 19:43:42
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2026-06
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Hydrea is NOT pleased with the goods provided.

Hehehe… better luck next time little goblin.

Yours truly

Hammer

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The Incredible Bray

How do Goblins manage to tame races much large and stronger than they are? Granted, humans have done the same to animals but they don’t have our intelligence.

hhammerh
>>146915679

With great difficulty and great casualties… goblin men only expect to live to about a few decades…

Bluepeter

This seems like story writing material

Alexander Pontier

Sure Hydrea, you just want to “experiment” with breeding. What does your crystal ball history look like?!

hhammerh
>>146915679

Well if they eat healthy and exercise regularly and don’t live in constant stress… somewhere in 80-90’s area if not older. Note, Goblin females often reach this age… it’s only the males - who are also the dummer part of the population of Goblins, who don’t reach more than 25

hhammerh
>>146915679

Most goblin females don’t wanna breed with the males of their kind, because they find them… well… dumb… and annoying. But yes, Goblin mothers don’t wanna have sons. They are a nuisance.

hhammerh
>>146915679

We are working out their family tree at this very moment. Personally I like to think that Goblins are a subspecies of Elves that through evolution got shorter and lost all grace and wisdom. Orcs however are NOT elves in this particular scenario, but are related to Jotuns - the giants in Norse mythology. Elves are sorta like a relative to Jotuns, but not exactly Jotuns.

The Incredible Bray
>>146915679

Huh, interesting. So Alfhiem and Jotanhiem were connected in some way? I hope I’m not being annoying with all these questions, I really like mythology, fantasy, and worldbuilding

hhammerh
>>146915679

If you were annoying I wouldn’t be answering ❤️ Here is a short version of Pellucidaria’s history. Pellucidaria is a continent in a different dimension to Ron’s world (where Middleton is located.) Pellucidaria once had a link to the nine realms. It was a realm in the nine realms - formerly known as ten realms, and Jotuns, elves, goblins and also humans crossed over to populate it. The Greek Pantheon all crossed over at some point in time, and abandoned the realm known as Midgaard to the Asir. The Greek pantheon built a new empire in Pellucidaria and became the de facto rulers of the realm. The Nordic gods didn’t move to Pellucidaria, as they saw the movement of the Greek gods - their rivals as a retreat and a surrendering in the war they were fighting (in a way it was). Therefore they sealed the way to Pellucidaria so the Greek gods couldn’t not return with a new and stronger army.

Mastermav

Are the recent orc pictures a hint of a female one joining the harem

goblincomics

I know this is a bit off topic, but since your having ron basically run around disney, Harry run around his own world, is it wrong for me to suggest using Samurai Jack in the world of Cartoon Network? I ask... Mainly to plant the idea of him surviving to the modern day due to his immortality or some other time travel nonsense just to see some CN waifus. A classic is dexter's mom.

hhammerh
>>146925478

I am just gonna be blunt with you. If Samurai Jack is your kick and you’re hoping to see stuff like that here, then let me end that dream now. Because I am NEVER gonna make Samurai Jack stuff. As a kid I didn’t like Samurai Jack - I know, I am weird. My brother loved it. He has the brains of the family if it’s any comfort. But I can assure you, Samurai Jack is NOT gonna be on this Patreon. Sorry if it’s a disappointment, but it’s a fact. Hope you can forgive me being so blunt.

hhammerh
>>146925478

Uuuuh, that’s gonna be happening… from time to time, but I think I will be more surprised than you when it happens.

goblincomics
>>146925478

Fair enough, still enjoying whats here. The story is getting really nutty with gods, goblins, and orcs. I'm just wondering if an Entwife is going to pop up at this rate. Or a dwarf perhaps.