Morticia Addams (Patreon)

Really cool guys, really cool! 😒

You know, one thing is being tortured to the afterlife by a hot and emotionless goth chick with medieval style instruments of pain and her immense booty of suffocation… really scratched an itch I have had for a while, so thanks ♥️🤗

But another thing is letting me rot in hell for several seconds… you know that is like months down here right!?

Urgh, please at least tell me that you are gonna go through the resurrection ritual with Morticia! I mean… I know artists are supposed to die young, but… captains are supposed to go down with their ships too, but… I still think some rules are a little silly!

Hello?

Am I getting through!?

Urgh, Lucifer why in hell is the WiFi so bad down here?

Lucifer: Well, can’t have everything now can we? Now get back to your drawing desk, silly little artist! I want that painting of me done!

Urgh… fine…

Guys! Please get me out!

Yours truly

Hammer