Narcissa Malfoy (Patreon)
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2023-01-13 23:28:52
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Harry: And kids… that is the true story of how I met your mother.
James: Wow dad… did you really threaten big bro Draco?
Harry: I sure did. Back then, you brother and I weren’t on such good terms. But thankfully I was able to talk some sense into your mom. I made your mom purr like a kitten and squeal like a…
Narcissa: AHEM! I think that is quite enough, Harry. Bedtime children.
James, Albus and Lily: But mooom…
Narcissa: I said; Bedtime!
Yours truly
Hammer
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