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P099: J-1000 (Patreon)

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Comments

James Cook

I’m going to blow my brains out at my desk

Liam

Ben I have aids please help me

Lucas LeCompte

Reupload? Sad to see what this podcast has become.

jake

Really it is sad to see what you’ve become Ben Avery

Matt Long

They only pay their POC who edits the audio $180 an hour. Can't expect too much.

Sniggering
>>147371255

Yeah I agree there wasn’t really enough detail, if the boys could open up and really say what they mean I’d appreciate it.

Will

There must be some way out of here, said the skittle to the tea 🎵

comixbrainz zzz

Ben’s life is really that Norm bit on Larry King about being a deeply closeted gay guy.

Don chepe

I’ll stop listening if they have a big guess for ep. 100. Who cares what episode it is just make good content

tucked between

I love this show for the racist jokes! If told with irony I am oblivious to it!

Ridge

Bike thieves is a veiled Owen Benjamin reference. He wrote a song called That N!gga stole my bike which evolved to bike thiefs

Joey C

The Bob Dylan/ George Zimmerman bit is a top 3 moments of this podcast for me

CrezD

Can’t even upload a quippy comment calling Ben retarded before the ep has to be reuploaded. Sad to see what they’ve all become.

Ridge

Jace - too lazy to try has a segment on the Trussell Rogan episode where Rogan also says if he was a woman he would love to get fucked by the biggest terminator style cock in the land. Talk about a shadow revealing itself. You might need his patreon to get that content idk

Ridge

Osgood schlater takes us back to puberty very good Devan referencing growth plate disorders

jonathon

The J stands for Jonathon and the 1000 stands for how many times Ben said the N-word to me backstage at the Arlington, VA live show.

Ridge

Ben you might have bipolar depression in addition to the repressed annoying gay shadow

goon time

you upload 16 gigs, and what do ya get? another day gayer and deeper in debt

Ninjachucks

Is this what it's like being poor? 🐴PaHbubbu, this sucks!

Ratsnest

Audio fixed, too bad I'm dead and won't hear it

Ridge

Ben you gotta rub a little whiskey on the baby’s gums as the teeth come in. Or orajell but what would cormac do ? What would Ole Suttree do ?

Ratsnest
>>147371255

Devan said hard R three times at the 28:34 mark. Don't worry I clipped it

Ridge

Nothing would make me happier than the downfall of Kill Tony. If he gets this Netflix deal I’m going into a depression

Ned

Wow I was having fun until the end when Ben called Taco Bell “bell” for short. That is so fat I am actually bothered by it

Jake Durrant

Damn this one got SO gay by the end. Holy shit. Tricked me into listening to another man tell me his dreams.

Jake

great ep, you retards were firing on all cylinders. God Bless Gay Ben <3

Stewart

I think the rage is normal Ben. The out side world seems to be doing everything to reck kids with bullshit. At least that’s how I feel.

wolfmanjeff

Excellent episode. I’ve been struggling with the same anger/rage issues as Ben. It might be because we are Dads and pissed the world sucks for our children’s sake.

Ambientus

Ben, cease this "bettering yourself" faggotry and embrace being a hater.

Don chepe

7 months and waking up every night crying in the middle of the night?!? Wtf you 2 must be terrible parents. Ever heard of a sleep schedule.

Free Thinkin Man

My favorite undiagnosed bipolar disorder podcast

JT

Ben will self actualize but only after his coming relapse. Do your best to do the opposite of your father.

Soukha Mahdiq

I can’t smell it really either, shame

Mid 1010

Pod doesn’t taste the same since the new studio. Sad!

Lord's Only Son

This one was quite an eye opener into Ben's inner psyche. If he was 10 IQ points dumber, he would be breaking into Section 8 apartments in a bad part of town whilst on parole, and if he was 10 IQ points smarter he would have offed himself after shooting up a school, or a mall, or something. Yes, Ben, life IS high school forever. You are just mediocre, dude, like most people.

Soos

Devan is gonna be the baby’s uncle Stan

Jeff

Lot of hot takes here, boys. Very good.

George Floyd Minion

I went to KT at MSG so I’m pretty sure Jayce thinks I should KMS

DesertSolopsism

Fuck Devan, he doesn't even know what solopsism is because he never read a book. And Ben hates Hubslife because he's jealous and knows he's not half the hub that Hubslife is. Also Devan should know that Joey sucks ass and John is way funnier than Joey or Devan.

Vaughn Collins

Ben is the most flamboyant “straight” guy of all time. I’ve been calling him gay for years. This racist twink has confronted the shadow, and that is admirable.

P J

On the topic of how hateful you all believe yourself to be, it really is a superpower. I, and likely many others, are comfortable cynics in our own lives. I can look past and not orate that which should be annoying but that's why I come here. You guys don't let anything get by without critical analysis and that's what I love about this show. So keep on hating, it's way better and far more interesting than liking

Jeff
>>147408970

Well said and I agree. These types of podcasts really amount to catharsis for the majority of the audience I imagine. Things we think about often but know it would be improper and damaging to ourselves to say in polite society.

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

The best part about Rogan / Schaub "joke stealing" controversy is Joe actually stole that joke from himself. It was a bit on the Rogan and Stanhope version of The Man Show that no one watched from 20+ years ago..

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

There was an old obscure internet forum that talked about Kevin Spacey's gay escapades over a decade before it was revealed. Same forums talked about Joe Rogan showing up at bath houses and gay bars to get railed out. Just sayin' Most of it has vanished from the internet as the old forums hosting companies went obsolete. But thewaybackmachine still exists and there screenshots of those posts somewhere on TFATK subreddit. I'm Joe Rogan and also I'm Gay.

Jeff
>>147408970

Also it’s basically like masturbating for your brain, except instead of cum it’s the thoughts you can’t say being ejaculated out of your mind vicariously through someone else saying them. In the Platonic sense you might even say that you are manifesting the idealized form of yourself. As Ben would say in Jungian psychology it’s kind of like balancing the anima and animus within through shadow work or some gay ass shit like that. Sorry I’m gay as shit and retarded and ate an edible about an hour ago.

Jeff

At first Glance you might say, well Dr. Peterson, it’s just a few fellows making jokes for an audience of laugh starved young men who’ve resigned themselves to complete submittance to the modern zeitgeist of the woke mind virus. And you might be right. But GOSH man does it get dark if you dig a little further below the service. Like, REALLY REALLY dark. Nothing short of the complete physical manifestation of a mentally unsound mind battling the psychological and emotional dragons of being raised in a socially repressive extreme fundamentalist Christian upbringing, representing the domineering mother figure, AS SUCH. And boy is that one hell of a path to go down.

Chowderhorn

Yeah I mean obviously everything but like Jesus Christ, do you guys even fuckin realize how bad Tom Cruise's teeth are? FUCK

Bryan Parker

Interesting fact for Ben: The Germans used the heat produced from burning corpses to heat their furnaces in the camps. The engineer responsible for the technology, Fritz Sander, said his main regret was that he couldn't patent the technology because it was a state secret at the time. They also used the ashes from the corpses as fertilizer. David Talbot wrote about it in "The Devil's Chessboard".

Christian Fuentes

I can’t explain the happiness I feel every time Jace does his cholo Mexican voice

red

good to see Ben is finally realizing he’s a fag

Jeff

If you think about it masturbation is kind of gay. You’re literally stroking some guys cock until he cums.

Leo capoferri

Welcome to fatherhood ben, embrace the rage. The dark lord protects his children.

Sean Sullivan

holy shit you guys write really long comments. cringe

Gruntch
>>147453598

“Don’t be afraid to touch yourself, it’s your own body”

BrooklynBorn

Ben didn’t know we have ships with guns?? Why am I listening to this retard?

Sam

I hope those 1000 drunk Muslims in Germany have their way with Ben

Gruntch

Freud would have a field day with Ben in this ep

Logan V

Ben needs Orthodox Christianity

Jack Vandelay

Ben is slowly becoming Albert Fish

rolon96 2810
>>147454572

Lol I don't need a kid for that got enough family abusive trauma to do that. It costs by having a shitty life because of it.

rolon96 2810

Ben the huberman of how to be fat he became the whale his favorite movie

jake

Pee pee and poo poo

rolon96 2810

😂 the military ships docked and having to pay rent is so indignant to a ally in war. Goes to the ship pay up bitch while pointing a missile. I take cash app

rolon96 2810
>>147414593

Lol ben drunk will be great. All of them drunk on the podcast is more fun. Joey is right on hate watch podcasting sober is weak. I will be drunk on a podcast for more comedic stuff to be said with ease.

ThexNeo

for what its worth, i love when ben talks about his kid

Clay Ivy

Ben seeking to be so retarded that he is considered a genius. Sorry Ben, you're just redacted, nothing more nothing less

Clay Ivy

Ben look up Yemeni Jewish diaspora it's pretty interesting and they black as hell

Johnny Malloy

This was a good one. I love the episodes where they get introspective and it gets raw and real. That being said, Ben, life is about peaks and valleys, right now you’re in the valley. Just keep moving forward.

Jeff
>>147613780

He’s following the arc of many of the greatest western writers. Bit of a tortured artist, full of self doubt and deeply racist. These podcasts are like the racist letters the great authors would send to their contemporaries to discuss skull sizes and the curvature of noses with one another. Can’t wait for Ben’s novel to go down as one of the greatest works of modern literature 100 years from now long after he's died penniless, sick and alone. In all seriousness I AM looking forward to whatever his book ends up being, he’s got a sharp mind.

HeBro

Tim Dillon episode 100 guest was leaked on Tim’s new twinks OF

Fred Lelcaj

Devan screams and cackles like Kamala, wtf is wrong with him

Seymour Buetts

Great episode guys. All around super duper.

John

Guys that wasn't incel rage. Ben was having an incel PTSD attack. Pls be kind

John

Also stop listening to the comments Ben. You're really just chumming the water

Johnny Malloy

I appreciate Ben liking my comments, but I have mixed feelings about being lumped in with ManipulateMansplain. I get along with him in the comments just fine but I feel like we’re different animals. But I agree with Devan, enough of us already.

Johnny Malloy
>>147744572

I like the real talk. In a way, it was good friend therapy for Ben. I get inside my own head too sometimes and you need your close friends to offer guidance and hold you accountable.

Lord Snake

LP is the Caesar Lombroso of podcasts

TheBostonTickler

Jace: *says something unfunny* "Yeah." The comedy stylings of Jace Avery, ladies and gentlemen.

Sam Stich

Barry Stanton for MP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Lord Snake

New Dad jitters & exhaustion are normal, Ben. Parenting is not easy.

naoimh

❤️ you Ben

Karl Hungus

You guys really are on fire lately, Holy shit

Poon Don

I always knew that getting fully sober and/or acquiring a relatively normal life would never actually change these feelings inside of me. Thanks Ben I'm gonna drink at work right now

Charlie

“ I’ll trade 5 teeth for some cum “ 😂 😂