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P101: Hummus Propaganda (Patreon)

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Phil Sidock

Thank you for for being on time, retards. ❤️🍋

the 🐀s gimp

Jace isn’t fat, I’ll say it. “Wink”

Willycole

Just heard about Wendy’s new meal for SpongeBob’s 25th anniversary… how excited are you all for the food reviews on YouTube ?

Lucas LeCompte

The shade of Blue that Jace is currently is wrong while I am listening so I am not listening to this crap anymore. I am going listen to the father and the kid now.

Rick H

WOLF FIRE BEAST

Daniel

This made me cum

Liam

Ben I have aids please help me

Stewart

All the water in your home comes from the same place.

Chessmaster

Booga booga awooga wooga

Goblinfire

Happy Friday sweet sweet retards

Ratsnest

Wow Ben, the lighting fucking sucks! Literally unlistenable

Barto

Sad to see

Stewart

Sabra is part of PepsiCo foods

Keith Shaw

What orioles player? Need to buy his jersey

Dan

Time to spark up a Ruby’s Flowers joint and listen to this ep to get in the zone for my EMS job. 911 may be late today guys! Lol 😩😜

tizm

People like Ben are the reason things keep getting worse

Willycole

& yeah there is about .1-4.0 ppm (mg/Litre)chlorine in our tap water Devan, it’s what we do at treatment plants so that we don’t get Typhus or other viruses from the water we get from our sinks & showers! It’s why Europe was magical for hella long & next to infant mortality rates being low until the last century is probably the most prominent killer at least in Europe before peeple knew how to treat water any way different than the Romans did (Lead aqueduct pipes, actually did kill bacteria but also made your brain’s neurons turn to mush)

Curt

That chick fil a thing seems like election season shenanigans.

George Chauvin

Im on a lethal dose of fent and using counterfeit bills at your local bodega

justin calderara

Sugar in hummus Ben? Every time I think you can't get more retarded you enthusiastically prove me wrong

Funny Donor

Why am I funnier than Jace? And straighter

HONKE

These are getting more and more gay

Caleb Nelson

The boys transition to alt right trump lovers is coming true

Parker

Mamahuevo mamahuevo, a ben le gusta chupar verga

Tommy Bahama

holy shit ben's knowledge of what's in food is astoundingly retarded. he needs to stop speaking confidently on any/all topics of conversation. i don't think there's anything that he has a correct read on

Benjamin Schlegel

Easily the least funny episode. Go become something

Sachin Simon

The conversation has taken a turn for the worse, fame has finally got to them. Sad.

Starryclub

Sad to see what you guys have become

Danny

I’m a doctor (MD) Ben, to your point on Japanese people and rice, they have evolved to process and digest rice over thousands of years of reinforced evolution and dietary isolation. You’re white, you can’t do that, but as an Anglo Germanic mutt, you can probably drink all day with minimal long term health effects.

Jeff

Props to Ben for getting a colonoscopy. It’s miserable drinking that foul liquid and shitting all day, but worth it. Everyone get a colonoscopy if you have any family history of colon cancer. My grandmother on my mother’s side died at 39 from it. I’m 37 and had my first colonoscopy early, took out several polyps, one “pre cancerous”, second colonoscopy was clear. I get em every five years now. Probably saved my life.

Frontside shitslide

Ben there's like 1 gram of sugar in a whole container of hummus. Stop gaslighting Devan

Chad

So that’s where “Troon” came from. I knew it meant Reddit trans but the origin is trans coon. Very good Devan.

Johnny O

Every time i see or hear about olive oil i hear “boing appetite” in my head

Damien

Thinking asmongold is serious is hilarious

Cousie

It’s always so funny watching people take asmon seriously lol, been watching the dude for like 10 years now, he’s great

Robert

sad to see what this show’s become, Jace doesn’t even know how to spell monkeys

Canadian pie

WAY TOO MUCH BLUE THIS EPISODE WTH

Jeff

Leave Asmongold the FUCK alone. He’s beyond you all.

Jeff

My favorite animal crossing character, KKK Slider.

Jake

35K a month and we get an audio episode a week extra, God Bless Ben Avery and his Gay Work Ethic <3

Stewart

You can hear whispers coming from Ben’s thighs. the heat from the friction must be making the studio unbearable.

breakingbad3500

audio episode where just commenting on media? Great fucking job

Buttz

Ben's got sugar in his brain

DooDang

BEN MAMAHUEVO

tyler11700

Ben Avery is not fat whatsoever

Danny

That fat white guy was speaking Spanish you retards, he said “Fuck you ball sucker, faggot dick sucker”

Vaughn Collins

I worked in a deli for 3 years. Go fuck yourself Devan, Boars head is the shit. Any deli with class carrys it. You shop at Trader Joe’s. Every item at Trader Joe’s is low quality and absolutely disgusting. Boars head isn’t the top deli meat but it sure beats whatever bullshit meat you buy at Trader Joe’s you far eyed fuck.

RockinRandy

This one hurt cuz I'm a huge asmongold fan lol

Jeff
>>148717975

I get the feeling there’s some decent overlap between lemon party and asmongold fans lol.

Davis

Jace started off rough but really saved himself when he said George Floyd would cave in the Gerbling's head with a rock

Riff Michaels

750 calories in 4 little things if chic fil a sauce????

Brandon

Mama huevo ball sucker

Jimmy wheels

Criterion-like branded collection of internet videos and memes would honestly be Bens most profitable idea

Luke

Would be fucking hilarious if it was Gunnar Henderson lol

Alan

Reddit isn’t great it sucks

HairyDaddyDick

Boar’s Head is the shit you desert monkey

Roach Giggins

Man so many faggots in the comments but hey what else is 🆕

Vaughn Collins
>>148716989

It’s what John calls the tip of his penis. It’s also a brand of deli meat and cheese.

Misery Index

Tiktok users should be publicly executed.

Jackdacandlestick

Anytime you guys have ever talked about nutrition it’s made me lose roughly the same amount of brain cells as huffing rubber cement keep it up 👏🏻

Frontside shitslide

My friend. Please show me sex American sexy sex big beautiful blond bair biig butt for me please. Send vegan Bob's? No send vageene! And bobs please baby pleeease BBY please.

Huey

Devans not read enough

T

Ben caught yellow fever from spicy orange chicken

applebot

Saved the podcast for dinner company. I’m not sure if the pod makes the kfc famous bowl better or vice versa. Ben eating the rolo hummus was believable and funny. I’m less sad now 🙂

justin calderara

Devan "Can you abort adults?" If so these 2 need to be taken to the clinic immediately

DooDang

MAMAHUEVO MEANS COCKSUCKER IN CARIBBEAN MONKEY LANGUAGE YOU UNCULTURED F@GS

TheBostonTickler
>>148688834

yes, that is what every girl you have a crush on does. to be fair, your tiny pink cocktail weiner never stood a chance.

pickedKnows

Asmon is great, fuck you guys. Charls Carroll attempted to click farm him too, SAD

Jeff
>>148773961

Ben too busy on his retard research that he doesn’t know about any of the actual cool people online. Sad to see.

Josh Newton

“She takes the kid” hahahahahaha had me dying

DankHill
>>148773961

charls is a self important skitzo, mde thinking its a grandiose esoteric euphoric intelligent troupe of artists is gay as rainbow flavored aids.

CrezD

800 588 2300 gerblin empireeeeee, today!

Alex Hedstrom

HEY BEN, Nickacado Avocado is skinnier than you….

tizm

tell the one about the bullroarer again

Tommy

What’s the timestamp where they talk about asmondgold? I need to hear this

Sam Stich

Ben chimping out

cj
>>148773961

Why? Asking as someone who has seen about 10 mins of that guy. Made almost no impression on me. Seemed boring with extremely standardized opinions.

Drew's Brew Crew

Gripping my steering wheel white knuckle screaming with a rictus of pain on my face during Gerblin Empire.

pickedKnows
>>148773961

Asmon is 100% real, authentic and genuine guy. He isn't acting for clout like the other retards mentioned here: gerbling girl, costco guys, etc.

Jester_Erectus

Completely unrelated to the episode, but I bet Ben is devastated about Nikocado not being a fat retard anymore

Phil Sidock
>>148673116

Thanks for the lovely message, and I'm sending you positive vibes as well. ❤️🙏❤️

mferdude

Yo real talk I miss the days when Devin and ben shit on everyone but weren't so sassy with each other....legit turn it off when they start sassing each other its so gay and not joking is brutal to listen to, this started a few months ago and legit it kills the show. Make fun of everyone untill they kill themselves but stop the sass between the boys... sad to see what you've become...sad we need more avery origins stories and Devin rants and gay shit

ConSpicMom

I fukin cried laughing hearing Jace story of throwing the kid off 🤣

cj
>>148773961

Maybe he's authentic. To me he is authentically boring. I've been more entertained watching water run down a gutter. Also, he absolutely is acting for clout. Of the few minutes I've seen most moments were embarrassing soy style over reactions to basic information or game features.

Asher B

59:50 I was so close to skipping forward I’m glad I didn’t jaces laugh at Devan’s reaction killed me

Danny
>>148711624

That is how you know Ben is actually racist. Worked in a kitchen in LA, grew up in Texas, lived in Austin - still can barely pronounce ‘Hola’

whippin

asmongold is the goat yall are crwzy

Jordan Kolbmann

Let’s get back to basics. Make fun of fat people again

Dana Reinhart

Dear Ben, My brother and I both really love the show, and during our reunion this summer we discussed how much we miss soyfave. I'm reaching out in hopes that you will consider bringing it back to the beloved showwwww. Sincerely yours, a true fag

rolon96 2810

Lol ben needs to do a john Madden for fast food testing on a episode here. What combinations are good to order. In a whale costume.🤣 I will definitely watch that laughing on the floor.

Sachin Simon

The quality has taken a dip, let’s be honest.

Jonathan Churchill

My girlfriend loves the show now. I find her falling asleep to episodes like I do. I think this is love but I don't know because I'm a gay retard.

rolon96 2810
>>148901158

Lol me too .devon gaslighting him letting it happen says its fine laughing at jace

rolon96 2810
>>148782072

The fat jokes on roasting her where funny. It works to lose weight. My best friend did that and losing weight and almost back to normal weight. He said to me once," of course you are a fat fuck you eating pizza and having beer." And told me to control my eating habits and exercise. 😂 It works lol I will do the same like they did to ben on here. Be like lose weight you fat fuck my car is about to go through the asphalt to a friend.

Chris Mullin

The devan Ben beef is really getting good Ben ultimately leans on devan as a good friend but Ben has a dark fantasy his gluttony and reliance on devan come together in a primitive wish for devan to enable him and fill him full of oily goods not only does Ben wish this but also he is both jealous and angry that devan does not partake himself as a post fat kid his learnt and heathy lifestyle enrages ben soon only gluttony will remain his novel will end up being just a recite for a McDonald’s order at this point

Dillon Sanders

"The tear of racists called out to the media"