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P108: Crying in the Kitchen (Patreon)

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CrezD

what it do what it do. It’s an LP Friday.

Jason

Can't wait to ruin my professional image at work by having this on my company phone!!!!

Jack Troubadour

This is another brick in the wall that is my life.

Timothy

Time to start my day with some racism

Tube of Fartz

Well suck my dick and call me a faggot

GayAssBen

Ben sounds extra gay today

Lucas LeCompte

Blasting this in the old folks home today

Jake Stevenson

So glad Dave Blunts is getting some recognition from people who know real music

X__andy

Friday baby 🍋🍋🎉🍋🍋🎉🇮🇳✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾❤️❤️

Jason

Ben shriek-laughing is like the lamentation wails of an entire tribe

Jeremy Santos-Paik

Jace and the word "birthday" being brought up within five minutes Let's rock

the 🐀s gimp

The name of the episode is bens special that will be out January 6th, 2025! Super excited guys!

Jason

waste of an ep on this fat rap bit

Ned

I forgot my Grinder password

Thesafarigamer

That “Mo’ lean” joke was very good!

Ky and Lu

Most of the reason lean isn't around anymore is a fuck ton of pharmacies stopped even carrying it because they kept getting robbed for their promethazine-codeine

Stormi Early

Jay Mohr is talented... sad to see what you guys have become...

Roach Giggins

The Avery brothers are so white its maddening 🤦🏽‍♂️

timble

Worst episode so far, great job gents

BlackMetalDT

Why do I love this fucking podcast

OffTheFritz

The Jolene bit was veryyyyy good😂

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Ben when you make 250k per year you don’t need to care about dumb regards opinions

Tony Carbs

Ive been to a LP Live Show and can confirm real racists are there

Stewart

Yeah, it’s insane that anyone can vote. I asked my wife who she was going to vote for in our gay Canadian election. She picked a guy named Kody because he had the same dog as us. But the more I think about it, it’s not really any better of a reason I would choose.

Gray

Best podcast out Matt and Shane have gon Hollywood and Austin is full of hacks

Stewart

I think we should just go back to some kind of monarchy or dictatorship. at least leadership would be invested in their kingdom

tyler11700

Good morning my n-words (niggas)

Mike S
>>153342356

Yes, because Saddam Hussein, Joseph Stalin, and Mao Ze Dong, to name a few, we're so well-known for being "invested" in their community.

ChopGlockShogun

I couldn't take one more second of that fat nig shit. What a brutal half hour..christ.

Half Life 3

Haven't listened yet, but I heard it's terrible. Keep up the great work. Devan's adopted.

Stewart
>>153342356

I’m talking more Frederick the great, Napoleon, Aurelius. You can’t run anything by committee.

Skazzo

I met a friend through Lemonparty and we play Deadlock together and tonight he cucked a nerd and I'm so proud

Curt

This motherfucka smell like febreeze and depends, kick it!

Daniel

This made me cum

Charlie

Dave “Big Mac” Blunts sucks ass. One of the songs you guys played was good, the rest is shit. Corny YouTube rapper.

Sachin Simon

Devans raps have really come a long way, too bad him ad Ida split up and she’s Getting trains run on her but this is a great way to deal with the #feelings

Sachin Simon

On a separate note, it’s Truly sad to see how far they’ve fallen. That being said, Episodes 0-107 were some of their dankest content

Willycole

‘She teefless’

Dr sponge

Daves cup is notorious empty

Levi
>>153342285

I swear if i hear one more episode with Gerben and o connor ill blow my brains out

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

I know Ben won’t like any of them but threat or anything of the black album is fire. Funny that Devin knows so much about hip hop. Either way jay a did turn out to be a reptile pedo

HeBro

You guys should watch and react to channel 5 new video “confessional booth” it is absurdly retarded

Jonathan Churchill

I listen to every episode twice because I'm retarded

Nug Eater

Buddon instead of button isn’t a Texas thing. I know a lot of people in the Midwest that say “moudain” instead of mountain as well

Jeff

This is the worst music I've ever heard. Fuck auto tune

Sodomy Hussain

Lemon party is the suboxone of racism. Gives you a little taste so you don't relapse.

Terence

LGM 🤧

Andrew Kline

My favorite jay z song is Story of OJ ((()))

Riley Magician

I met Dave Blunts at a gig I was hired for. They played half of his album as I was getting ready and I tried so hard not to laugh because he was smoking weed with a bunch of wiggers on a couch right in front of me. I did a magic trick to him eventually too.

Vic boss

What the fuck is garbage you’re listening too, holy shit I’m about to shut this off, did you actually call this good? This episode was pretty shit…

Patrick Gilbert

You just know Dave blunts has to take a break between each "yeah" in all his songs

TheBostonTickler

nothing funnier than a big fat pig like Jace doesnt realize he’s a big fat pig and he makes fun of another big fat pig

TheBostonTickler

what the hell are these retarded faggots listening to

beefsmellington

This one's rough with all that racket. Jesus

Michael Pelletier

10 minutes of making fun of how someone looks on an audio format lol

Ricky Rich

Jace killed it. Love it when you guys have him on the show. In a huge JACE head. Can't get enough of the guy.

Jason Fontaine

You guys making fun of fat people is everytime peak content

Poon Don

Beyonce is the most overrated bitch of all time. Devoid of personality ass dead-eyed robot ass hoe; Dave Blunts forever

Sodomy Hussain

Jace correcting himself about condescending/ condensation make me feel like he saw my comment about melanin/melatonin. Sad

Mariner42069

Need to include the full “el paso” track at the end. Goes insanely hard.

J

Great ep for the audio listeners

J
>>153376531

Made it about 8 min. Gonna have to nope out of this one.

DanielDragon

I was placing an order at chick fil a when Jace said “penis and balls” and I had to lower the volume 😂

Lunds snake

Dave blunt on the gobcast is some wild shit

MOBYLICK

This fat retard says yea more than James Hetfield, more like James hefferfield. Am I right fellas?

Liam

Ben I have aids please help me

Dogburndan
>>153362289

Remember after they built the new studio and everyone said it was shitty so they made fun of people for watching the podcast?

goonwagon

“Hospital Bed” is the funniest Dave Blunts song. Leave it to this podcast to not understand that his entire persona is schtick / a bit lol

cmears76

This ep was the tits.

Lord's Only Son

Ben discovers autotune.... the pod.... I kinda thought the home schooled "babies come from poophole!" Ralph Wiggum act was, well somekind of an act, or maybe some abstract Andy Kaufman with Texsas flair thing.... no he is just retarded. Sigh.... can I get a refund on this ep at least?

Chad

“I thought the bitch was black”

Dan Brekus

31:00; not to be that dude but these Bert style stories where there is some made up or super fuzzy strawman set up to somehow try to make himself cool, and the only part of it that is relevant to the conversation is the first few sentences then it goes absolutely no where and the base point is to make yourself look cool is getting super old super quick. Alright, 1. The stories about this black roommate change his personality drastically every time. First he didn't talk to you at all, and walked in on you jerking off, now he's sitting you down saying "you don't know real rap" 2. I refuse to believe anyone is retarted enough to hear you go "I like the Jay-Z songs where he isn't rapping" and go "that's cold as shit". This part of the story only serves the function of trying to say that you're cool. Oh you're so cool you're getting validation by a black dude by your "hot takes" about rap, which don't even make sense 3. Jay-z has like 2 songs he sings on, so what do you mean by the ones he doesn't rap. You only like '03 Bonnie and Clyde and like Smile? Which was on 4:44 which in the past you've mentioned being hooked on, so right there is you creating this story based off fragments in your mind, or, you knew about a song 11 years before it came out. In the end, this nonsensical story serves the greater purpose of calling Jay-Z a pedo; but Ben is starting to develop Pig like tendencies. Are we going to see him at the Beverly Hills Hotel next? Calling random people while he's on the show, grasping for straws after Devan and Jace get pushed out after Ben gets sensitive about certain jokes about himself? Only time will tell, it is only poetry to watch a man who has built a life in the wake of the mistakes of others, begin making those same mistakes. (I finished the episode plz feed me more slop)

Soos

Finally racism against Dominicans

justin calderara

Ben this is my favorite pod but I swear to God if you keep getting the worst music ever made stuck in my head I'm gonna fuckin unsubscribe so I don't hang myself

Johnny O

Glad Jace had a big laugh lol

Dan Brekus
>>153400236

31:00; not to be that dude but these Bert style stories where there is some made up or super fuzzy strawman set up to somehow try to make himself cool, and the only part of it that is relevant to the conversation is the first few sentences then it goes absolutely no where and the base point is to make yourself look cool is getting super old super quick. Alright, 1. The stories about this black roommate change his personality drastically every time. First he didn't talk to you at all, and walked in on you jerking off, now he's sitting you down saying "you don't know real rap" 2. I refuse to believe anyone is retarted enough to hear you go "I like the Jay-Z songs where he isn't rapping" and go "that's cold as shit". This part of the story only serves the function of trying to say that you're cool. Oh you're so cool you're getting validation by a black dude by your "hot takes" about rap, which don't even make sense 3. Jay-z has like 2 songs he sings on, so what do you mean by the ones he doesn't rap. You only like '03 Bonnie and Clyde and like Smile? Which was on 4:44 which in the past you've mentioned being hooked on, so right there is you creating this story based off fragments in your mind, or, you knew about a song 11 years before it came out. In the end, this nonsensical story serves the greater purpose of calling Jay-Z a pedo; but Ben is starting to develop Pig like tendencies. Are we going to see him at the Beverly Hills Hotel next? Calling random people while he's on the show, grasping for straws after Devan and Jace get pushed out after Ben gets sensitive about certain jokes about himself? Only time will tell, it is only poetry to watch a man who has built a life in the wake of the mistakes of others, begin making those same mistakes. (I finished the episode plz feed me more slop) 31:00; not to be that dude but these Bert style stories where there is some made up or super fuzzy strawman set up to somehow try to make himself cool, and the only part of it that is relevant to the conversation is the first few sentences then it goes absolutely no where and the base point is to make yourself look cool is getting super old super quick. Alright, 1. The stories about this black roommate change his personality drastically every time. First he didn't talk to you at all, and walked in on you jerking off, now he's sitting you down saying "you don't know real rap" 2. I refuse to believe anyone is retarted enough to hear you go "I like the Jay-Z songs where he isn't rapping" and go "that's cold as shit". This part of the story only serves the function of trying to say that you're cool. Oh you're so cool you're getting validation by a black dude by your "hot takes" about rap, which don't even make sense 3. Jay-z has like 2 songs he sings on, so what do you mean by the ones he doesn't rap. You only like '03 Bonnie and Clyde and like Smile? Which was on 4:44 which in the past you've mentioned being hooked on, so right there is you creating this story based off fragments in your mind, or, you knew about a song 11 years before it came out. In the end, this nonsensical story serves the greater purpose of calling Jay-Z a pedo; but Ben is starting to develop Pig like tendencies. Are we going to see him at the Beverly Hills Hotel next? Calling random people while he's on the show, grasping for straws after Devan and Jace get pushed out after Ben gets sensitive about certain jokes about himself? Only time will tell, it is only poetry to watch a man who has built a life in the wake of the mistakes of others, begin making those same mistakes. (I finished the episode plz feed me more slop) 31:00; not to be that dude but these Bert style stories where there is some made up or super fuzzy strawman set up to somehow try to make himself cool, and the only part of it that is relevant to the conversation is the first few sentences then it goes absolutely no where and the base point is to make yourself look cool is getting super old super quick. Alright, 1. The stories about this black roommate change his personality drastically every time. First he didn't talk to you at all, and walked in on you jerking off, now he's sitting you down saying "you don't know real rap" 2. I refuse to believe anyone is retarted enough to hear you go "I like the Jay-Z songs where he isn't rapping" and go "that's cold as shit". This part of the story only serves the function of trying to say that you're cool. Oh you're so cool you're getting validation by a black dude by your "hot takes" about rap, which don't even make sense 3. Jay-z has like 2 songs he sings on, so what do you mean by the ones he doesn't rap. You only like '03 Bonnie and Clyde and like Smile? Which was on 4:44 which in the past you've mentioned being hooked on, so right there is you creating this story based off fragments in your mind, or, you knew about a song 11 years before it came out. In the end, this nonsensical story serves the greater purpose of calling Jay-Z a pedo; but Ben is starting to develop Pig like tendencies. Are we going to see him at the Beverly Hills Hotel next? Calling random people while he's on the show, grasping for straws after Devan and Jace get pushed out after Ben gets sensitive about certain jokes about himself? Only time will tell, it is only poetry to watch a man who has built a life in the wake of the mistakes of others, begin making those same mistakes. (I finished the episode plz feed me more slop) 31:00; not to be that dude but these Bert style stories where there is some made up or super fuzzy strawman set up to somehow try to make himself cool, and the only part of it that is relevant to the conversation is the first few sentences then it goes absolutely no where and the base point is to make yourself look cool is getting super old super quick. Alright, 1. The stories about this black roommate change his personality drastically every time. First he didn't talk to you at all, and walked in on you jerking off, now he's sitting you down saying "you don't know real rap" 2. I refuse to believe anyone is retarted enough to hear you go "I like the Jay-Z songs where he isn't rapping" and go "that's cold as shit". This part of the story only serves the function of trying to say that you're cool. Oh you're so cool you're getting validation by a black dude by your "hot takes" about rap, which don't even make sense 3. Jay-z has like 2 songs he sings on, so what do you mean by the ones he doesn't rap. You only like '03 Bonnie and Clyde and like Smile? Which was on 4:44 which in the past you've mentioned being hooked on, so right there is you creating this story based off fragments in your mind, or, you knew about a song 11 years before it came out. In the end, this nonsensical story serves the greater purpose of calling Jay-Z a pedo; but Ben is starting to develop Pig like tendencies. Are we going to see him at the Beverly Hills Hotel next? Calling random people while he's on the show, grasping for straws after Devan and Jace get pushed out after Ben gets sensitive about certain jokes about himself? Only time will tell, it is only poetry to watch a man who has built a life in the wake of the mistakes of others, begin making those same mistakes. (I finished the episode plz feed me more slop)

Johnny Malloy

I loved this episode even without the video.

Play Clemons

Ben I love how retarded you are lol. Can't tell if they actually think that music is good or it's part of the schtick 😂... Every song starts the same and flows the same. I'm giggling too hard

red

that fat fuck’s music is so bad lmao

tizm

is the large one still getting getting magneto

Kalín

Moelean bit was superb 🤣

Bandito

VOTE TRUMP FAGS

FlavorousMage

The MoLean part killed me in the grocery store parking lot

Dan Vegas

Especially enjoyed seeing Dave Blunts wearing a cap backwards and his fat fucking forehead seeping through the gap 😂

Asher B

What Jace said about unreleased Kanye projects is very true, Yandhi version 1 is a masterpiece and no one even knows what it is

ThexNeo

Hey. If you guys are going to talk about fucking Youtube videos for the first like 30 minutes of the episode can you please just make it a video episode. This shit sucks.

Blake Williams

I love this Dave Blunt is from my hometown. I fucking can’t stand the fat fuck

Blake Williams

dave blunts broke several chairs at school

Jeff

That style of rap is atrocious and we should not pretend it’s good. Shame on all of you.

Jeff
>>153411589

Yea I can’t tell. That’s genuinely the worst style of rap music that exists. It’s beyond horrible.

Jeff

Anyone have a time stamp of when the shitty music ends? I’d rather have a nail hammered into my ear than listen to that autotune trash. Not your best work boys.

Kenneth Cadieux

I’ve been listening to this bullshit music segment waiting for the episode title connection. Mother fucker this music is awful

Cool

Psyllium Husk isn’t bad for you, devan just heavily drinks so his shits suck

Jeff
>>153614708

Did you get to where it stops? Please share a time if so. 🥹

Jeff

Great episode after the bad rap segment. I forgive you wish I coulda been there.

Dexter

Wait till Ben finds out about juice wrld…he’ll go through the emo rap phase in his mid thirties 🙏🏻

Misery Index

Yall crackas cant eben get the structcha of dis big fella ova here

Huey

Ben I’ll whoop your ass on the links. I’ll give you a few on each side

Huey

That rap sucked my grandpas dead cock.

Jason Fontaine

38:21 Devan is actually such a good singer get out of here

Kenneth Cadieux

As a retard- I can 100% assure the show I’ve never been offended by hearing the word. It’s good representation which is the most important thing in any form of media.

Kenneth Cadieux

Do you know how much good I’ve been holding back on doing waiting for Ben Avery to say it’s okay- shame- real shame-

dust

I think leamon party is the new warmode

David

22 mins in of listening to the worst rap of all time....

Gleb Budilovsky

Devin’s analysis about Kamala is more spot on than all of mainstream media combined

Bling

Redbar changed y’all

farma cana

Devon’s worst joke ever in this ep…. When he says running a train is like going on a walk….even worse when he realizes how bad the joke is he then follows up by singing the joke out of tone completely….sad what’s Devon become