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Casi

💌

Rick Hagen

This ep is a fat dyke

Say Gex

This is probably there best ep

georgedagain

We need to get Will Blunderfield on Rogan.

Ned

And the edging clock begins

Benjamin Schlegel

My tiktok algorithm was women who masterbate horses

tyler11700

Let the edging begin!

the 🐀s gimp

I want to kill myself, karma for telling Jace to kill himself probably

simp for katie

Sad to see what David Lynch has become, honestly.

avaragejoes

Why if jace is so fucking depressed has he not taste tested a gun yet god I hope ben forgets his birthday again

justin calderara

"Playing Russian roulette with the gun sideways" - Devan on black guys in Vietnam. Very good

Matt Long

Good morning handsome fellers. Hope you have a good weekend. Get some bluebell and say some slurs.

Tommy Bahama

something wrong with the audio? can barely hear ben with david lynch's cock down his throat

Johnny Malloy

I’m only 24 minutes in. Is Jace back to talking about killing himself? He’s a grown man. Doesn’t he know that’s weak ass emotional manipulation and he needs to cut that shit out already. I remember when he would talk about how “three years ago I wanted to kill myself” only he said that for about three years straight.

Johnny Malloy

I don’t hate him. I actually like him a lot, but he says a lot of things where I’m just like, “oh fuck off with that bullshit”. I don’t see how someone with that dark of a sense of humor can equally be so smug and self righteous at the same time.

e. g.

of course the dei fires came for a guy named "Lynch"

Stewart

Earl Woods was special forces green beret. If I remember, he got a bru star. In the tiger book I read Hank. Haney said Tiger tried to leave the tour when he was 30 some to join the Marines.

Tommy Bahama

love listening to all 3 of these illiterate retards add a 'P' to 'Chomsky'

Funny Donor

Lynch movies are not good. At least most of them. It’s a cop out to say I don’t know what the movie means. It’s whatever you want it to mean. It’s harder to make a good coherent thinker flick

Funny Donor

It bothers me that Jace works 8 hours a month and makes $700 per hour. Thanks Ben & Devan and Dillon

Curt

Korean fried chicken came from the Korean War, not Vietnam.

synchromancer

favorite lynch quote was "roman polanski should be free after raping and sodomizing a 13 year old girl, and we film makers are dismayed that he was punished for this". inspiring.

Danny

Reddit.com/r/lemonparty New subreddit

Liam

I am not jack nonce

Stewart

El Presidente to announce 📣 Ben warm beers Cum guzzling Devon Double Citalopram Jace

Liam

Ben I have aids please help me

Vic

Yeah, because my favorite kind of chicken is Vietnamese style fried chicken I buy from Koreatown. Retarded fat fuck.

avaragejoes

Lol my dad did love me i dont spend my time pretending my dad abused me like jace

farma cana

I’m just waiting for the big milkerrrrrs

Dr sponge

Haven’t listened yet but I guarantee they’ll talk about Twitter for at least 20 minutes!

Brazil Nut Minus Toe

Ben’s voice is the sole reason that black people call us Honkies

Jeff

I love that it’s all jokes but it’s obvious Ben is going through a pretty extreme rightward shift. Personally I’m here for it. On the other hand, Jace might be a lib cuck but he’s a comedic genius, the funniest man on the show and I love him. Devan is the middle man that holds everything together.

Gaynigger from Outer Space

I’m worried about Jace moving to Baldwin Hills. I know 3 white people who were either shot or mugged

Michael Pelletier

“Im wildly misinformed and I dont trust my own judgment “ i finally feel seen

Johnny Malloy

I love David Lynch more than anyone but Jace is right, Inland Empire stinks. Twin Peaks was my favorite show and season 3 was even better, a beautiful miracle. It was an experience.

Johnny Malloy

Yes. But sometimes they leave you a cool little slug in your belly. It’s like a little treat. (Seth Rogen laugh)

DankHill

I hate David Lynch. If I was his doctor I would have subverted his expectations of medical care.

DankHill

Twin Lungs but cancelled

Jonathan Lemkin

I don’t know half the comedians you guy’s mention but please keep on hating them

DankHill

“I love David lynch more than anyone” I’m mailing you aids and anthrax send me your info. Season 3 is gay pseudo bullshit. “Oowowoww the audience like dale so let’s make him not even really a part of the show ooooooooo” fuck off

DooDang

Solid ep. God bless these fags I can’t function without this hack show

DankHill

David Lynch = Reddit.com /r/cinephiles

Benigno C.G IV

Jeff dye is so hack thanks for calling cuck ass

Davy Jones Locker

biggest red light district in Thailand was started by a black guy Vietnam vet

Grant McCarty

Dye is the last cowboy in L.A and you will respect his authority

john

I can only imagine how grotesque and atrocious your posture and face looked while typing this. Take a shower and get off the internet fag. Someone who types “my dad loved me” probably has never seen a vagina up close and or worked a job that pays more than $20,000 a year

avaragejoes

Guess we found the guy who was molested jesus you can clearly see you are stuck in a state of arrested development by the molestation by the fact you use a Lego star wars character as your Profile pic

Stephen

U have been top notch since the lil gay fight. Keep it up

Grant McCarty

Blowing up every Jeff Dye Twitter post with "this is how legends are made" I'll be killed by the last cowboy in LA soon enough

simp for katie

TikTok is like door dash for mental illness. Very good

Lemonlover69

This podcast killed David Lynch.

John Rudolph

these guys have to much movie trivia in their heads its not healthy

Jack Vandelay

Jesus Christ accidentally hit play at work and Devin screamed “a black person” from my phone. Thankfully no one was around or else I’d have some splainin to do

Johnny Malloy

Are you still upset that Cooper didn’t come back until near the end? The show aired in 2017. Get the fuck over it you colossal loser.

Misery Index

Can y’all just go back to shaming fat people.

Jack MacLeod

General Darts, the Bastard of Dachau

DHexus23D

We know y’all love eachother. Show honestly has been so good since your falling out.

Jacob Fain

Ironic that ppl think you guys fight because I assumed when the mics turned off you all just fuck and suck each other like crazy

Blake Williams

I’m a car salesman. I was showing the car that I drive frequently. to a Lovely black couple, My phone auto connected to the car and it was when Ben was in the middle of saying not the actual N-word, but N-word itself over and over again. i didn’t sell anything that day.

megaman

If there's hate in your heart let it out brother

Johnny Malloy

When I get out of my car I always turn the volume all the way down just in case YouTube or Patreon accidentally play. Any random three seconds of this video could lose me my job.

Johnny Malloy

The podcast is going to have a bad second season for a little while now that they revealed the mystery of who killed David Lynch.

justin calderara

Jokes aside your Jace hatred is unfounded and clearly coming from something internal. I know cuz I do the same thing to Ben even tho he can be very cringe

justin calderara

This show is the Ark of the covonent it must be carefully guarded from the public for their and our safety

avaragejoes

You are correct had friend commit suicide and it fucked me up for awhile so hearing a guy who has good friends and a good job not to mention willing to help him out and hear him out constantly but yet he says nothing gets better and how his brother not being able to be there for his birthday brought him down to his knees was pathetic

Jeff

Ben I don’t have AIDS and don’t require any help.

Love Monger

lynch fucking sucks, common Devan w

Jeff

Love when the boys go on the attack against the biggest names in comedy that I’ve never heard of and never will.

David Eric Ricketts

I watched “Inland Empire” years ago and needed a two hour stroll to shake that off. Everything was surreal and dream-like. I’m retarded; it was over my head.

David Eric Ricketts

That’s ok, you saved the finance boys great frustration when they eventually learned of their 400 point credit score.

Michael Polites

David Lynch was a legend who I knew little about before Ben and the boys started referencing him a couple years ago. Glad I got to celebrate him a little while he was alive thanks to this show. ❤️

Jeffrey James Fratus

16 minutes until the end of the episode. I swear to God if they don’t recommend Wild At Heart i’m going to axe murder someone.

Daniel

Gay ass ending boys and you will call me a faggot retard but nobody listens yo the show for you film opinions which suck ass by the way the danish drinking movie sucks which I know you retards like

justin calderara

Sorry about your friend man that sucks. I hear what you're saying but I think that was just a small thing that was part of a larger problem and they worked it out. Plus Jace was actually abused as a kid and their dad does seem like a nightmare so I empathize and don't hold his worst moment on the show against him, that's all

avaragejoes

Real talk how was he abused ? If it's the whole religion thing I dont count that as abuse

justin calderara

I usually do see both sides of every issue and Boardwalk Empire is my favorite show so I feel personally attacked by Ben today

justin calderara

They talk about it in an early episode he was abused at daycare as a toddler during his most formative time. No matter what fucked him up I understand your logical frustration with the fact that he has people that love him and try to help and still has issues but when you're brain is broken it doesn't work that way. I have a great family and support system and I'm grateful for it and I still want to kill myself all the time and feel guilty for it, it really sucks but that's mental illness. I'm really sorry about your friend and I hope you find a way to let go of the anger and pain you have connected to his death so that people who remind you don't trigger you as bad. It's one thing to be mean here when it's funny but projecting that level of hate on a stranger is only hurting you, that's all

avaragejoes

I will agree with you not because I think anything you said was right but because I saw another comment of yours saying board walk empire is one of your favorite shows and its also mine so your right buddy

justin calderara

Haha fair enough. I know the trauma talk can be gay and people affected by it are tough to deal with. I don't like to make excuses I just get where he's coming from. Regardless we can clearly agree that Boardwalk Empire is a masterpiece

Sam Stich

I’d happily pay $100 for eggs if they cancel this damn dei

Dexclusion

one of the retarded logan brothers tweeted it. the maga crowd are literally just mirroring woke talking points but its about saving american culture. retarded fucks

Clay Ivy

I was like who tf is Jeff dye why do I know that name? Oh yea he's the retard I turned off MSSP because of

Clay Ivy

Chomsky let me down when he became a big pharma shill after spending a life time critiquing corporate america

Clay Ivy

Devan don't get gaslit by these two cowboy Christian cult southern dickheads. Lynch is cool, but his movies suck. There's nothing to get, if a movie is boring a movie is boring

Leanne

I don't understand how Devan watched the first 15 minutes of Lost Highway and wasn't enthralled.

Willycole

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Crawford Box

Devan always seems to be shitting on something I like. It’s just how it is. They are all to Jaded to fuck the auto blow now.

Dylan Bartz

its very funny to read these comments by the people that the lemonparty boyz' are literally making fun of and youre too dense to get it.