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P122: Rage against the soda machine (Patreon)

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2025-01-31 04:56:50
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hey guys this is ben. i edited this one and am releasing it early for you guys. enjoy

Comments

Dr sponge

Adam Friedland did Jesse Lee Petersons show you should too Ben

Justen Peters

Sad to see what you guys have become (Jayce is not blue enough)

Johnny O

Hell yeah bruther gobbless!

Dan

Very good

Hate Rider

A little early lemonparty to go along with the lucky Pierre I’m currently in. What a night!!

Mike S

GREAT. JUST FUCKING GREAT. I adjust my entire gooning schedule around a show that I complain about constantly, and you release an episode early. GOD DAMNIT. Now an evening that I was going to spend jacking off and being worthless is RUINED.

Poon Don

Hell yeah Ben ya goofy faggot I'm drunk as hell on a long walk and this is perfect

EDub

Midnight faggotry

Andrew Charles

Sir, a DEI pilot has hit the second tower.

EDub

Honestly post earlier every Friday. I get to work 2 hours before release time and I have to just goon until it drops.

jake

You’re a total faggit, Ben

26chairs

Lemon Party on s Thursday night!? I wasn't gonna goon tonight but... I mean...

Baby Gaylien

Why do Ben type in all lowercase like bieetch? I am dirty Indian man

GhostofCadia

Thanks, Ben. Also, you're a huge fag

Mike S

In all seriousness, the "tranny at the library" chunk was massively refreshing. Stop painting these freaks as "born this way" normal, functioning members of society; and start depicting them accurately, as mentally-ill, one notch above the homeless, sexually deviant pieces of shit.

James

Thanks Ben! We love Dev

autismo

I love you guys

Logan Orton

I just came here to say: I really enjoyed the show in Austin. Being away from my family and friends made me realize how much I love the Lemon Party show.

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Ben’s pretty fly for a white guy and Devan is pretty smart for a Mexican Syrian Indian

Stephen

Ong frfr

megaman

Just try to remember the good times boys

jonathon

Dear Ben - releasing this early is like my torturer ripping my molars out earlier than expected. Thanks.

georgedagain
>>163063491

Who isn’t a mentally ill, one notch above the homeless, sexually deviant piece of shit? Like if one doesn’t think that exact wording applies to him - he’s cringe, he’s a fag and deserves to be eaten by Ben’s dogs.

Cannon

RIP Jace.

Clay Ivy

Damn boys, time to unstrap the velcro on my sneakers and huff the rest of this leather cleaner, the cast has dropped

Lemonlover69

Gay ass fagcast? GOOD. Very good. ~ Jackoff Shillink

Half Life 3

Im usually at work before the drop, ill be changing lanes pn the wood grain with this one

Stewart

Despite all my rage, I am too fat to fit in the cage

Russell Dauksis

I saw Ben last Saturday night 2am wearing a tie dye shirt and sombrero getting his dick sucked behind an ampm gas station dumpster… poor caty

Timo F

Thanks Ben……ya homo

Parker
>>163063491

Says the bald, fat degenerate commenting on a paid episode of an irony podcast.

Jarrett Wood

Devan needs to stay in camera, very difficult to listen to without seeing him

jumagrue

Ben has to update his black voice, jokes and references. They're cringe. Gotta do his research so he can do it better. Put it on the back burner till it's better bud.

Jack Jenkins

Hey Jocko, A 🚁 just flew into a ✈️ and everyone exploded. Good!

Alex Hackel

On behalf of the greater Madison WI community…I apologize

Chad

You can put your library card info into the app Libby and check out free e-books and audio books.

Jason Fontaine

You guys actually have to make a new skit called “Very Good” that’s based on Jocko’s Good clip

Mike S
>>163063491

Which one of your ladyboy friends did I offend that you have to anonymously talk shit?

Max Larsen

Totally had the chance to blame the past shite episodes on the studio layout Ben.

Darion

No Marty Robbins at the end? Sad

Grant McCarty

Despite all my rage I am still just a fag in a cage

Kevin Burnham

Riff ideas for next ep: Kash Patel(h1b) dropped a hard N in his confirmation hearing. Hilarious

Mike S
>>163063491

No joke; if my dad was actually trans, I'd be glad that he's dead. I would sincerely be like, "thank GOD I don't have to explain this freak to anyone." I'd be mortified just at the mere thought of my dad existing.

M

The Book of Job, but it's Jocko Willink saying "GOOD" the entire time until both God and Satan get sick of his shit

simp for katie

Didn’t get sucked off by math teacher? GOOD. Ask your chemistry teacher

farma cana

Obamas daughter picked up Devon’s left eye after it rolled off his face

Tyler

3 inches of blood kicks so much ass

Poon Don

I took my shirt off for the mosh pit at the last metal show I went to and as I was walking back up the stairs two separate fat couples looked at my abs and scowled.

Tommy Bahama

first metal show ever? sometimes i forget how sheltered these 3 little fags are. so cute

Poon Don
>>163116904

I did feel conflicted, stuntin on fats is always a great thing to do yet I hate having things in common with homosexuals

rolon96 2810

That joke on PTSD and overachiever is true and I am like that. It's a gift and a curse makes me good when I decided to go full overachiever at something. That explains my art skills. About to do that with skateboarding and motorcycle riding later.

Garrett Browne
>>163122022

GAY! My PTSD just makes it so I'm hyper vigilant with night terrors, I don't trust people and can't leave the house without my dog and knife. Pssh pussy, sad to see what you've become

Garrett Browne
>>163116904

No, moshing wish you shirt off is wack, nobody wants to feel your sweaty skin, it's bad enough to feel it through a shitty band tee

Blake Williams

i must be a idiot because i cannot figure out where to find the lemon party twitter community

Poon Don
>>163116904

That is a very fair point that I hadn't considered. Most pits since I was a kid have had a contingency of about 20-30% shirtless dudes, so I'd always considered the skin sweat to just be the cost of doing business

cmears76

Ayo Big Mike 🍆

synchromancer

can't support jace's liberal "art" career any longer. cancelling for hatewatch.

Senor Avery

Who da fuck is Ben and why he editing this shit?

Danny

Jace is such a fucking retard, giving himself a chronic respiratory disease by inflicting black mold on himself

Connor Meehan

Just a wee note from a newly qualified Scottish doctor, Jayce you have literally shortened your life by 3-5 years. If you taste blood in the next 2-3 weeks go to the emergency room immediately

Blake Williams
>>163125769

these homosexuals have given me no choice with the banning of the reddit. also twitter is cool because i can say the n word on there.

Grant McCarty

46 confirmed blue on blue friendly fire deaths for bruiser squad... good

Allan Thibedeau

Why is there no video anymore? Am I retarded or gay?

Nelson J

I knew a podcast back in the day that used to promote shilajit, it was called the Ten Minute Podcast. Need I remind you who two of the three members were? You're on the road to rape allegations boys, make a course correction.

Steve
>>163119343

On the other hand, that's so cool you're a metal show groupie. Level 10 faggy.

Mike J

Ben discovers music lol

Paulie's Walnut

Ben walking into a theater in Harlem: "What up muh Snuggies?"

Jeff

Ben I’ve lost control of the plane please help me

Liam

Ben you gay as hell

Russell Dauksis

Ben Pleaseeee video conference into recine time. It’s revolutionary. Avant gard. Chefs kiss, or get the hate watch boys on it, this hooker kicks ass and John should romance her!!!!!!! Xoxoxoxoxo oxi

Jeff

Jace I’m a Doctor. After listening to what you said I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m gay. I’ll send you a bill.

justin calderara

Been to a lot of Metal shows and Ben is right. Good people but also the fattest, ugliest and angriest people you will ever meet. Nothing but guys that look like Jace if he ate Devan and fat goth bitches in black leather that cut themselves. It's a real horror

Jeff

I love going to sleep at night wondering if a terminally ill mexican child is going to rain down from the sky and ignite my apartment in flames

Ricky Rich

Eggers movies are for masculine men

jake

Jace, I just watched you IG story. Your golf swing is looking pure. Hope get more golf content in the future

Asher B

My aunts husbands sister dated Obama before he met Michelle, I’m not kidding either

Funny Donor

Jace you’re getting a LITTLE better at letting the boys jokes sink in before you open your cabbage hole. It’s still bad though. Good luck not interrupting other ppls jokes. You got a long way to go. I believe in you. Oh and your jokes aren’t very good. Just be less what you feel is good

Funny Donor

Jace: Binjay Taco Bell (PS- Mownins)

Jeremy Santos-Paik

There's only good music biopic and it's Control from 2007

beefsmellington

This came out Thursday and here I am on Sunday barely listening lol. I've always thought of heavy metal as orc music. Sad

Nelson J
>>163159377

The two out of three comment refers to the other two out of three guys.

Jeff

Devan Costa? More like Devan COCKSUCK lol

Clay Ivy
>>163122022

"about to do that with skateboarding" Let me know when you can tre flip bro

BlackMetalDT

Thanks. I just spilled my grinder full of weed, this helps

DHexus23D

Once you hear that Ben talks in the cadence of Louis CK, you can’t unhear it.

Grand Mogwai

Everything in LA is cringe and gay, except for John, he kicks ass.

David Eric Ricketts

Hearing Ben and Jace talk about the Los Angeles libraries enraged me and reminded me of when I lived in Long Beach at a girlfriend’s place. I came from small town Illinois where one can use the library system in peace. I walked one day to the new library in Long Beach and it was already surrounded by a homeless encampment. Anyway, I’m home in small town Illinois again using the library system. The diverse homeless monsters were close to turning me into vigilante Travis Bickle. I praise the boys for being sane there; I couldn’t handle it.

j shane Garrett

Thank you ben for calling us ugly rage ❤️

David Bosquet

I regret to inform you that hibernatingsportsman has passed away

Stewart

Finally, a break from watching videos on the Jews, Israel and translations of speeches