OPD: The Cleaning Bell (Multi French Maid TG) (Patreon)

By FoxFa[REDACTED]

Story Tier Prompt for Scoo[REDACTED]

Office of Paranatural Deviation - Object of Power Report: The Cleaning Bell

Report Filing: D027-234

Reporting Officer: Agent Lisa Harris

Item Number: 109 892

Item Name: The Cleaning Bell

Summative Assessment:

Report filing for a confirmed Object of Power (OOP) recovered from a Hotel Grande building located in [REDACTED]. The Cleaning Bell is by all appearances a completely mundane bell, of a type and make used to summon a maid service, or other hotel service, and is of a kind that is usually located on the front desk of older hotels. The Cleaning Bell is solid brass with a silver finish, and its design indicates that it is an older model from the early 1900’s or late 1800’s, though this is merely speculation. The bell is seemingly impervious to damage, and is unaffected by extreme cold, extreme heat, radiation across various spectrums, or even the use of [REDACTED] energy beams.

The Cleaning Bell falls under the jurisdiction of the Office of Paranatural Deviation (OPD) and our standard protocol (Obtain, Protect, Detail) not due to the above factors, but its powerful yet thankfully temporary transformative effects. Agent Lisa Harris (reporting officer for this account) and Agent Timothy Sykes responded to a paranatural alert on the 29th of October, 2026 at 10:31am (Eastern Seaboard Time), regarding a disruption at a hotel that mysteriously contained an abundance of maids and a distinct lack of other hotel staff, as well as some missing hotel customers. On arrival, the agents discovered that there were seventeen maids present in the lobby floor, all of whom were wearing a nonstandard uniform for the Hotel Grande chain, and all of whom were identical. Site was immediately contained, swept for paranatural objects, and the various maids and others present were interviewed and processed. After seventeen hours, the maid effect ended, and each individual reverted back to an existing staff member or hotel guest. During this time, it was determined that the Cleaning Bell was the cause of the paranatural deviation, and it was taken into protection. The following information has been obtained:

Properties of Object of Power (OOP):

The Cleaning Bell is a Level-4 Object of Power with the ability to near-instantaneously transform those who hear it into a very stereotypical French maid. This is achieved when the bell is rung, and anyone within auditory distance of the bell who can hear it is changed. It might be more accurate to say that they are ‘replaced,’ because there is only a five-second stretch of panic and awareness shown in our experimentations, at which point the individual always blinks, and then proceeds to usually giggle or smile and act as a whole new person. 

The French Maid, as she shall be referred to, is always of the same appearance, no matter how many people are transformed in a single area. She is a young, mid-twenties Caucasian female with curly blonde hair, blue eyes, and archetypal attractive features (lips, cheekbones, eyelashes, etc). She is 5’6 feet tall, and she possesses the slightly wider-set eyes and button-shaped nose typical of French ethnicity. Body shape can be described as similarly attractive, with prominent bust (measured to be 32 DDD-cups) and slim waist, hourglass figure. Agent Sykes has repeatedly made the rather unprofessional comment, in this reporter’s view, that The French Maid also has “a fucking A dumptruck.” He has insisted this make it into the report repeatedly, and has made similar comments about her “stellar rack.”

Costume for the French Maid is, appropriately, a stereotypical French Maid costume with an obviously kink-based design. It is a short-sleeved black dress with white ruffles and decorative apron, with built-in support to emphasise the wearer’s breasts/cleavage, and a short hem to the broad skirt design to similarly show off legs. The French Maid is always in black high heels despite the nature of her work, and sheer stockings cover her legs, though a gap of flesh is visible between the hem of her skirt and said stockings. Agent Sykes has added the comment to this report that this is “the hot as fuck stocking gap and all fellas know what I’m talking about.” I again refer Agent Sykes to D-Class testing for these comments. The costume also includes a white frilled cap and black ribbon around the neck, perhaps emphasising a further sense of submissiveness to the attire.

When the OOP is rung, those who hear it are instantly transformed into this woman, complete with described attire, and always have a feather duster in one hand. Three specific poses have been identified immediately after this anomaly occurs:

1. Hand on cocked left hip with bright smile pose

2. Hands clasped in front of body emphasising cleavage pose

3. Arms by sides with hands spread outward, legs crossed suggestively pose

Upon appearance, The French Maid always begins cleaning work, and her bodily movements are always in a seemingly compelled sexual manner (swaying hips, bouncing to emphasise bobbing of breasts, bending over to display underwear and rear, etc). She is a fully sapient individual, capable of speech, discussion, and emotions beyond the initial bubbly and submissive manner, but the OOP also seemingly compels her to return to this ‘default’ state. Most fascinatingly of all, each French Maid is the same French Maid. No matter whether one French Maid has been summoned by the bell, or up to two dozen voluntary testers have undergone the transformation, the French Maid seems to exist as  some kind of [REDACTED] or hivemind, possessing a single individual personality across all bodies, and even showing bewilderment when there are, quote, “too many of me!” 

The effects of The Cleaning Bell last the course of exactly twenty hours, at which point the bodies instantly revert back to their previous state. Those who have been transformed seem to suffer no lingering side effects except perhaps a lingering desire to avoid litter and mess (two days maximum, varies according to person). However, each remembers the experience of being the French Maid, including experiencing the compulsion to clean, act in an attractively submissive and flirtatious manner, and be as stereotypically feminine as possible. This has resulted in reported embarrassment from male members of staff, particularly Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and Agent Jeff, all of whom have submitted I-42 reports for time off. 

Still, voluntary testing has remained, in order to continue interviews with the French Maid, who while paranaturally affected by the Cleaning Bell does not, in fact, seem to be a paranatural entity herself. See below for interview excerpts.

Primary Report Interviews Concerning The Cleaning Bell/French Maid OOP & Affected Individual:

The following is an interview with the French Maid, conducted in section of the OPD library.

Interview Conducted by Agents Lisa Harris and Timothy Sykes:

“Mon dieu! I am back already? How long has it been?”

Agent Harris: Just an hour. We wanted to test the auditory nature of the Cleaning Bell first before we continued.

“Listen, you mustn’t play with the bell, madam! It is very dangerous. I would not want anyone else to fall under its spell as I have! Oh dear, is it just one of me this time?”

Agent Harris: Just one this time.

Agent Sykes: Unfortunately. Three was a rather lovely sight.

“Oh, the handsome monsieur is much too kind! I feel compelled to offer my services with as many of myself as possible if it pleases you!”

Agent Sykes: Well, I’m sure we could always get a couple more volunteers and ring the bell so we can-

Agent Harris: We’re getting off topic. You were saying something about being under its spell? Can you tell us who you are, exactly?

“Oui, oui, I can! Or at least, I can do so to the best of my ability, mistress. I cannot say my real name. The Cleaning Bell, it makes zis impossible, no?”

Agent Sykes: No?

Agent Harris: Yes.

“Oui! I cannot tell you much about my life before I found ze bell. I have tried many times across many decades, but something about its curse or spell or whatever magic or science it is means I can only say that I am your lovely French Maid, and I should love to clean for my master and mistress. Is there something you wish for me to clean?”

Agent Sykes: I’ve got a few ideas.

Agent Harris: Shut up, Tim. We’re happy for you to dust the, er, bookshelves over her while you talk to us.

“Merveilleuse! I shall bend right over and let you appreciate the sight, handsome monsieur. I apologise, but I cannot help but act zis way. It is another part of ze Cleaning Bell’s curse. Ahh, cleaning! It makes my mind so happy, even when I want to be not! I can tell you zis, I was once a man. I was thirty-three years old, and I was not French; I was English! Ah, how embarrassing, to go from English to French, and to be a woman like zis besides! I was a burglar, you see. Someone who breaks in to steal, though I promise I was never violent, and now I cannot hurt even a fly, though I must clean the webs! When a local hotel was closed for repairs, I broke in one night to take what I could. I found zis old brass hotel bell, and thought it might be worth something to some antique collector. I took it, and as a joke, I made it go ding! And that was when I ceased to be!”

Agent Harris: What do you mean, you ceased to be?

“I suppose I did not exist. But for me, it was like ze blink of ze eye. One moment I was standing in the abandoned hotel, and the next I was standing in a room by myself! Only I was dressed like this, and in zis body, with its magnificent bosom and remarkable face. I can see that the gentleman agrees.”

Agent Sykes: Oh, he agrees. Where were you?

“I was in someone’s apartment! I was alone, but I had such a desire to clean! I swept and removed all the mess, and did my best to be useful to the master of zis home. I didn’t find out until later that I probably had taken over ze master’s body after he rang the bell! I do not know how he acquired it, but I was shocked to see that five years had passed!

Agent Harris: Five years and you didn’t age?

“Non. I do not age, I think, not even when I am summoned. When someone rings the bell, all who hear it become me. And I am everyone who hears it! You are not even ze first organisation to find ze Cleaning Bell! Others have studied me, but c’est dommage, they could not bring me back to my old self, or even stop my curse. The bell has trapped me, master and mistress. I am its slave. I am its maid. When I return, I must always clean and clean, and I must appear une bombasse! Like a woman of great sexual appeal, no?”

Agent Sykes: Yes. Very much yes. 

Agent Harris: Keep it in your pants, Sykes.

Agent Sykes: I’m just saying, yowza.

“Ah, but zat is another thing! I have ze strong female desires, you see? Such voracious appetites when I’m not cleaning, and even when I am. It is even stronger when I am in many bodies. So confusing; they all operate independently but they are also me. A me in every body, and yet I can feel every sensation from every body. Most erotic! And it has led to so much expression of lust. So great ze humiliation, so great ze passion! My old self would be ashamed, but alas, I cannot help but act like ze sauciest French maid imaginable.”

Agent Sykes (as an aside): Lisa, perhaps that’s another area of testing we require. We can examine those desires of hers, particularly with two or three bodies at once. I’d be happy to volunteer and-

Agent Harris (much louder): Agent Sykes, I am the lead here and I am not remotely allowing you to conduct such studies, or anyone else, for that matter.

“Oh, but my loins tingle! It is unfair for me, to feel like zis, when I should be a man, and feel strong lusts for a woman like myself. You know, you could summon many of me, madam, and there would be enough to go around. Ah! I am sorry! Such words I cannot help but say. Ze compulsions of zis stupid bell are too strong. But please, do not put me away! Being rung so often, even if I must reside in this silly body - or bodies! - with its incredible breasts and eye-catching derriere, I would prefer to be allowed to keep on existing rather than wake up to find another ten years have passed. Is there not a solution to this? As long as I am summoned, the bell will not want to move either, and that may make things better for you so zat you do not lose it, non?”

Agent Sykes: See, Lisa? We should find a way to keep her around. Multiple hers,  in fact! We’ve had budget cuts to the cleaning department anyway, right?

“Fantastique! But who would be willing to let me use their bodies? They do keep a memory of what it is like to be such a luscious and lustful maid, do they not? Who would be willing to allow such a constant change?”

Agent Lisa: I can think of one way we might be able to help you, French Maid. And a few people who might be volunteered . . .

End Interview

Current Protection Protocols for The Cleaning Bell:

The Cleaning Bell must remain contained behind sealed doors with no passage of air. During an event involving another OOP, the [REDACTED], the Cleaning Bell’s containment doors were opened, and the bell showed a power to teleport to various accessible locations throughout the facility. This led to a total of two-hundred and fourteen French Maids existing at once. Warning signs and mandatory staff training have since been reformed to prevent this from happening again, though the OPD building has never been so spotless (note: several brief extramarital affairs also occurred that day, however).

Testing on The Cleaning Bell has largely concluded, and its properties and paranatural deviations have been extensively charted. After clearing my proposal with the Ethics in Research Division, however, and with consideration to budget cuts and recent personnel shortages in the kitchen, cleaning, and service area staff, The French Maid has been cleared and hired on as an official member of the OPD team. It would be immoral to leave her phased out of existence with the Cleaning Bell permanently in protection, so she is now able to help maintain an acceptable level of cleanliness on the premises. Volunteers were too few for this course of action, so instead various Class-D subjects have been utilised on a rotating timetable, with a maximum of four French Maids on-site at any one time to share the load. 

Note: Class-D subjects refers to individuals under performance review or who have recent files on record pertaining to harassment, inappropriate conduct, or theft of office supplies. This agent is happy to announce that Officer Timothy Sykes is doing a remarkable job ‘volunteering’ his body for the French Maid’s use three times a week, more than any other member of staff! He has complained repeatedly about being possessed by, quote, “a sexy French maid I want to fuck, not be fucked as”, but given his personal financial debt and need to remain working at the OPD, this will likely not present an issue. And you know what? I won’t lie and say I haven’t had some personal fun with the French Maid. She’s lusty and horny and I’ve always been bisexual, and behind all the compulsive cleaning and stereotypical sexiness, she’s a really great girl. And knowing that Timothy gets to remember me fingering his pussy and sucking on his tits when he changes back only makes it all the sweeter. Yeah, yeah, I shouldn’t be writing all this, but why can’t I be the one to be a little inappropriate from time to time? I’m not a total stick in the mud, you know!

Besides, no one ever reads these damn things anyway.

End Report