Kurger Bing (Patreon)

I had seen this one around and, honestly, it made me laugh, and I wanted to voice it, so here we are. There are a lot of my posts that are like that, where I don't really think they're good """content""" and I don't think they'll do numbers or anything, but *I* thought it was funny and I wanted to voice it and I wanted to have the feeling of making it exist. That's the way the channel started so that's the creative direction that I will keep driving in, whimsy at the wheel as ever. Hopefully all the fluke good bangers haven't gotten people too expecting of quality. Heh, oh god no. Not me.You'll notice that there's shitting audio, I was thinking about having it sound like he was taking a dump on the floor in the background between the messages but felt like it was funnier if he just sent the next text immediately after as a casual follow up statement. I figured as much, but you probably know by now if you listen to these a lot, that if I even *think* I might use some audio in a shitpost, I'll just go ahead and record it to be safe.