Hey (Patreon)

This is either one of the funniest things I have ever posted or one of the least funny. I can't tell, but what I do know is I was fucking cracking up at it, so either way *I'm* satisfied. The original draft when I jotted it down had it go on way longer but I ended up feeling like I should just get through it and 20 seconds of the gag (heh) was enough. I think what really kills me is him choking to death, coming back, and *still* trying to proceed with a casual "Hey". I originally intended for it to be like he was choking on spit but it ended up sounding more like he was choking on a dick, which honestly is even better so I just ran with it. Go ahead and believe whichever canon you want. I know I will 😏