It's too late, Joker (Patreon)

I get a really special delight about invoking the experience from my various day jobs. I came this close to getting forklift certified when I worked as a receiver for a brief time, in fact it was the only reason I took the job, but after a few months I think I found a better gig closer to home or something so I never ended up getting that certification. Damn. Ah well. At least I can still enjoy the memes about it. Godspeed, forklift operators.