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You Were Taught Better Than That p7-9 (Patreon)

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2026-09-19 22:58:03
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2026-09

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Brandon Chan

What happened? Find out on Season 3: FIFTH GRADE

Ry Roo

I appreciate you interspersing things like “Mario on the cross”. It makes the uhhhh religious trauma go down slightly easier. It’s also fucking hilarious.

Lord Chaos

Going to love how he handles Biblical porn like the Song of Solomon.

Othello

Mario died for our sins. 🫡

Quilly

Oof, maintaining that cognitive dissonance and trying not to think too much about the unfortunate implications of how you were born are both extremely relatable as someone who was raised catholic. This has been really evocative for me.

Vet

And now it appears this cross stuff is wrong. Early Christianity used an X. Which is a cross. When you "cross" out an item you don't use a "t". You use an X. A true fact is crucifixion is an extremely torturous event done correctly. Not the JC way through the hands and top of the feet as commonly depicted. It is through the wrist joints and heel bone area. Check it out on the net. You are not just standing there reminiscing about your life. Romans were masters at inflicting pain and suffering as a punishment. Something to think about. Now if you are a true believer then that works for you. I have my own way of looking at it. But I do believe that we all need to live together in peace. We only got this one place to live on. There is no where else.

CuddlyMuffin

The page with Mario had me saying, "Momma Mia..."

Arc

Yeah. Honestly I thought the only reason none of it made sense was because I wasn't baptized. I figured once I was all the wisdom would flow in and the lines of communication would really open. Nope.

Tru7h

Was that last line Olaf? because it kinda sounded like Olaf

Cirian

That last panel of the second is amazing without context. XD These really are a fascinating read, though~