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CoffeeJack: ONE MILLION DOLLARS of bad coffee! (Patreon)

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2019-12-18 13:56:28
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  Well, its happened, CoffeeJack is now over a million dollars!!

 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hribarcain/coffeejacktm-the-pocket-sized-barista/description 

In their video they claim it will make coffee equal to the highest quality industrial machines. The bizarre thing is, in response to my original busting video, they released a video showing CoffeeJack ‘working’. Its clear the pressure of extraction isn’t even up to entry level consumer machine. Hell it looks like its only somewhat better than drip coffee!

It takes a certain degree of shamelessness to lie to someone face this brazenly!....

Even dumber, you can already buy a virtually identical machine with a significantly better design off amazon.

….. a million dollars…. That’s what… like 20 x 1kg solid gold hammers!

to what... develop something that already exists, for a cost higher than whats already on the market, and produces much worse coffee than something that costs half the price!

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CoffeeJack: ONE MILLION DOLLARS of bad coffee!

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Zane Revai

They couldn’t even be bothered to put the stupid Fucking thing on a scale to show how much force was being applied to the piston while pumping it up???? WoW!!!!! 😲 Now That’s Some BullShit!!! So not only do you have to be extremely careful when you’re pumping above the open chamber of boiling water, which you have to heat up separately, but then what came out of their prototype was just slightly pressure extracted drip style, no steam, runny covfefe??? Because it’s certainly not an Espresso shot or Drip Style Coffee, it’s a sad imitation & is going to be 100x more cleanup than the $40 Capsule Machine which actually heats up the water internally and produces steam during extraction and when you’re done you just toss the capsule and you’ll be done with the cleanup. That’s not including the bean grinding and the tamping down the grounds and then dealing with scraping the mushy oily grounds back out of the extraction chamber, plus the fresher the grinding of the beans is to the extraction the better the taste. AKA now you need to boil water separately, grind and pack the beans separately and no pre-grinding or you ruin the taste, you have to pump it up with boiling water exposed directly beneath the pump… So then basically the $40 Pod machine is a better value for the espresso made with 1/100th the cleanup of the Coffee Jack-ed!!!!