Sperm Jacked by Vampires (Patreon)

Oh noooo Simon has been captured by vampires who will now conduct degenerate bondage-based nazi rape science upon him!

I fucking hate vampires.  Like if its not Castlevania then your vampires are terrible.  Is there any notion more fucking toxic or narcissistic than a goddamn vampire?  "OOhOHHoHohh i shall be porcelain and beautiful and smoooooooth and hairless and gender neutral and BLOND AND BLUE EYED for all eternityyyyyy Elliot Rogers is sooooo coooooooooolll". 

Don't trust anyone who's into vampires, rant over.