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VT - Chapter 13 - Interlude PHO

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  • 2026-09-12
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♦ Topic: Fight in Backwater PennsylvaniaIn: Boards ► Possible Cape Fight UpdatesAntigone (Original Poster)Posted On Jan 1st 2011:So, I have a booty call who works at the regional 911 center, and we were talking about later on as he told me something interesting about a little mining and quarry town.Apparently, the town suddenly went dark about an hour ago, and apparently it is protocol to send in a police cruiser to check on a town if they have gone dark for more than 15 minutes, keeping in mind the cape horrors that live in our backyard.So, he didn't tell me much but apparently, the police cruiser came back and told them something that has everyone in a tizzy. From what I can tell, it is likely a cape fight.It is a very remote town, with barely 5000 people living in it. Basically, a dying town so make of that what you will. This might just be the most interesting thing happening there in decades.Edit : Ohmygod! I feel sick just thinking I made fun of them for it. I....am sorry. Just sorry.

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►ArchmageEinReplied On Jan 1st 2011:Eh. Probably some low tier cape fight. Hold on, I have some contacts in the Sheriff department of a nearby town. BRB.Uhh, guys? I think this is something big. My friend told me that EVERY law enforcement in a hundred mile radius has been called to that town. The order came from pretty high up.Edit - HOLY SHIT!

►ChromeReplied On Jan 1st 2011:Holy Fuck, guys! I just got a text from my friend, a cop, who was called there, and was the closest to that town actually.It is the Slaughter House Nine.I repeat, it is the S9 in that town.What in the fuck!

►Brilliger (Moderator: Protectorate Main) (Veteran Member)Replied On Jan 1st 2011:All discussions and reactions for the Slaughterhouse Nine event in rural Pennsylvania have been moved to THIS thread.This thread has been locked down now.

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♦ Topic: S9 confirmed sighting!In: Boards ► S-Class threat sightingChaosfaith (Original Poster) (Veteran Member)Posted On Jan 1st 2011:S9 spotted. Multiple members confirmed. Multiple casualties were confirmed as well.All roads leading to the town have been blocked. All local PRT chapters en route.No confirmed deployment of the Triumvirate.Please be advised that all surrounding towns have received an evacuation order in case the S9 decided to break out of the encirclement.

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►Anonymous Warrior!Replied On Jan 1st 2011:What the.... I went to that place last year, when I lost my GPS signal and one helpful couple that ran the Gas station guided me back to the Interstate. It is pretty deep in. I think the nearest interstate is like 70 miles out. The town itself is at a dead end, with nothing but mountains on both sides.To think that.....I need to hurl somewhere.

►Anonymous Reader (Banned)Replied On Jan 1st 2011:So, I have a couple friends who have access to equipment that, let's just say, they shouldn't have.When I read this, I forwarded this page to them, and currently, they have pointed thier, let's just say high power and totally legal telescopes towards that town and they have confirmed to me that there are multiple high powered events happening there.They told me that they can confirm the existence of the Siberian, Shatterbird, Burnscar, Mannequin and even Hatchet Face.While they were unable to confirm anything else, I think it's safe to say that Jack Slash and Bonesaw are there as well.....Good luck to the people of that town.Also, don't ask me anything. This is a throwaway account for a reason.

►Anonymous Reader (Banned)Replied On Jan 1st 2011:A blanket information ban has been enacted on and around the town. Direct orders from the PRT.Understandable since the last time the videos got out, there was anarchy in the streets in some cities and more than one death due to the heart attacks, panic attacks and suicides.

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♦ Topic: Confirmed Info - S9 DEAD!In: Boards ► Slaughterhouse NineBagrat (Original Poster) (The Guy in the Know) (Veteran Member)Posted On Jan 1st 2011:Alright, it's your Guy in the Know.So, first of all, cheer and rejoice!Slaughterhouse Nine, the terror that has plagued North America for decades is finally dead!Yes, it is confirmed by the PRT, The Guild, Dragon and even some of my independent Thinker friends. I don't think you can get any more confirmation than that.The details are still being sorted out, but as of now, an S-class threat has officially been wiped out.I won't say much without further proof. I just wanted to get it off my chest as soon as possible.The people that TOOK CARE of the S9 were not the Triumvirate, or even any known entities.Will update soon.

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►Reave (Verified PRT Agent) (Protectorate Employee)Replied On Jan 1st 2011:Okay, Bagrat. One of these days, you are going to find yourself in deep trouble.As for the information, I have been authorised to confirm that yes, the S9 are finally gone.More information will be revealed in due time but I have been authorised for this at the very least.

►Bagrat (Original Poster) (The Guy in the Know) (Veteran Member)Replied On Jan 1st 2011:Ha! You'll never catch me alive, copper!Anyway, as promised, I have more information about the whole thing.First of all, there have been only glimpses, but from what little the police have been able to take off the CCTVs, there have been advanced humanoid suits that took care of most of the S9.They flew over the skies, and then four of them flew high in the air before exploding with a spectacular explosion.Thinker analysis tells me that those four suits held the more fragile members of S9, killed in that explosion. Smart move to take care of Bonesaw before she could get any plagues out.Crawler was taken out by what can only be called a behemoth of a suit. It towered over Crawler, and took it straight into the sky. After that, an explosion was reported as well, but and get this, the explosion was the largest energy explosion ever recorded, even more so than nuclear weapons.Make of that what you will but Crawler has not been seen since then, so it's safe to assume that the monstrous cape is finally dead.Siberian was nowhere to be seen, so I assume they took care of the Cannibal Cape as well.Hatchet Face and Mannequin were presumably taken care of by the suits as well.All in all, the two biggest threats, Siberian and Crawler, capes that were the most likely to rampage after being attacked and seeing the rest of the S9 die are nowhere to be seen. That is the biggest proof of their deaths.Will update you guys as I get more informationBagrat OUT!

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♦ Topic: You're Welcome, World!In: Boards ► AnnouncementsGrand Chariot (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)Posted On Jan 1st 2011:Rejoice and Celebrate, for we have rid the world of a truly horrible plague that has somehow persisted for this long.Yes, it is us, that has taken care of the Slaughter House Nine.Now, before anyone asks us for proof, we have already attached HD Videos for everyone's perusal.Also @TinMother as well as the Dear Mods, are warned not to interfere with the dissemination of the Videos, as we shall take it as a personal attack, and while attacking unpowered humans is beneath us, we can do many other things.Now, moving on from that warning, let the questions Begin!We will be here for the first hour.JackSlash_Explosion, Siberian_Popping, Bonesaw_Explosion, Crawler_Disintegration, HatchetFace_Spineerasure, Mannuequin_Melting, ShatterBird_Explosion, Burnscar_Explosion, UnknownName_Burning

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►Anonymour Warrior!Replied On Jan 1st 2011:HOLY SHIT!It was you!Now, those are some graphic videos!Couldn't have happened to a more deserving group, though. Good Riddance!Also, I think the MODs heard your warning and have kept it up.Also, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

►Brilliger (Moderator: Protectorate Main) (Veteran Member)Replied On Jan 1st 2011:@GrandChariot, please refrain from threatening the Mods of the website. Your account may be suspended due to that.

►Anonymous Reader (Banned)Replied On Jan 1st 2011:Ha! The Mods folded immediately. I knew you guys were spineless fuckers.

►FeychickReplied On Jan 1st 2011:Hi @GrandChariot. First of all, Thank you so much for killing those monsters.I lost my father to that monster Jack.I just went through the videos and as morbid as it is, the title of the videos really made me chuckle.BURN IN HELL, Jack!In death, you were eventually made fun of.I...have to go and get drunk now.

►Grand Chariot (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)Replied On Jan 1st 2011:@Feychick.We are sorry for your loss and hope that this helps you even a tiny bit.We hope that just like you, there are countless others who will find their deaths a little satisfying.If it helps, WE didn't lose a SINGLE member killing their entire group.

►Reave (Verified PRT Agent) (Protectorate Employee)Replied On Jan 1st 2011:@GrandChariot - I have been authorised to send this letter to you from PRT as a whole.First of all, on behalf of the entire country and more, I would like to thank you and your group for getting rid of the S9. You managed to do that without triggering any of Jack's contingencies, and with minimal casualties.For your heroic deed, the President would like to confer upon you a prestigious honor, on top of increasing the bounty amount.Having said that, we would also like you to register with the PRT as an independent group. It allows us to aid you should you need it, and have other benefits as well.You can contact ANY Protectorate chapter nationwide to get registered.Also, a word of warning. Your act, while heroic, will gain you the attention of the wrong kind. The PRT strongly suggests registering to gain the umbrella of protection that the PRT can provide.P.S. - And this is from me personally. Thank you, and please, Be safe.

►Grand Chariot (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)Replied On Jan 1st 2011:@Reave - We have received your message, and as we told the Three back in Pennsylvania, we would like the money to be donated to legitimate charities.WE WILL CHECK.As for registering, we believe that our anonymity is the best protection one can ask for. We know the statistics about independent capes, and have accounted for that.Please tell the President that we do not wish for any accolades. It was simply something within our ability to do and so, we did it.

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A/N - This is my first PHO chapter, and I would much rather prefer to write normal chapters than this, because holy shit, this was so much time and work. Anyway, do tell me what you thought of it or if you know any better way to get this done.I used the Myrddin PHO generator online.Also - Poll Below

Comments

Nicolae

They're fun, but they're not needed. You could do it as a wrap-up that happened between the previous one and the current PHO chapter. whenever a large event happens

SilverWolf

Thanks for the chapter

reader

more pho