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“What is she…” Arwin started, still looking back at the door that had closed between them and the dark room, where Esmerelda had been left a

“What is she…” Arwin started, still looking back at the door that had closed between them and the dark room, where Esmerelda had been left alone with Mask.

Rodrick put a hand on Arwin’s shoulder. “You don’t want to know. Trust me. I asked once. While I was trying to figure out what she was capable of. And I’ll say it again. Trust me. You don’t want to know.”

“Right,” Arwin said slowly. “Is everyone in my guild secretly a terrifying monster walking around in human clothes? And do you all feel like you need to protect me from that because my sensibilities won’t hold up to finding out?”

Rodrick just patted him on the shoulder. “You’re a good man, Arwin. Stay that way. There are a few of us that can never become that again. Let us keep the burden for you. Gods know you’ve already got enough of that on your back.”

“And I’m still a monster when I take my clothes off,” Lillia said. “I can hope you can attest to that.”

Arwin coughed into his fest as Rodrick arched an eyebrow.

Raya’s nose scrunched and she laughed as she held her hands up before herself defensively. “Ew. I don’t need to hear that. You’re both too old.”

“Old?” Arwin exclaimed. “I’m only a few years older than you are! And you’ve pointed that out yourself! Multiple times!”

“Only when it suits me.” Reya stuck her tongue out. She pressed her back to the wall, then waggled her fingers at them. Then her form rippled, turning translucent as she slipped through it and vanished.

Arwin stared in disbelief at the spot where she’d been standing a moment before. Then he glanced at Lillia.

“Am I old?”

“I’m the same age as you,” Lillia said. “Am I old?”

“I’m not answering that question.”

Rodrick let out a snort and gave Arwin an approving nod. “Nice. Good— ow!”

He glared at Anna, who looked away innocently as if she hadn’t just prodded him in the side with her elbow.

“What?” Anna asked. “Were you saying something?”

“No,” Rodrick said, ruffling her hair and chuckling. “Nothing at all. We should probably be off. There’s more to be done. A lot more. But first—”

“Hold on,” Arwin said. He glanced over his shoulder at the closed door, then shook his head and returned his attention to Rodrick. “Don’t get too far ahead of yourself. We know the Guild is doing something in the Guildwall, but that’s not a place we can just traipse into. We’ll die. Even your disguises won’t get you far.”

“Oh, I’m well aware. I’m not suicidal,” Rodrick said. “We need to get stronger. A lot stronger. In every single way.”

“That always seems to be the case, doesn’t it?” Lillia asked with a wry smile. “But we’re always doing that anyway.”

Arwin nodded. “Yeah. But we’ve got a pretty good way to keep moving right now. I think we should relent on the Guild for a little. We need to be careful here. I know you want to keep digging, Rodrick, but if we bite off too much, we’re all done for. I won’t risk any of you.”

Rodrick shook his head. “Well—”

“We’ve got other things to do.” Arwin said firmly. He was pretty sure he heard a scream come from the room behind him, but he pointedly ignored it. “The Blacktongues gifted us with access to that vault. We’ve got new deals to solidify, and—”

“Arwin!” Rodrick exclaimed. He grabbed the other man by the shoulders. “By the gods man, I know. You’re wound like a spring. I’m not heading off to do more work. I’m going off to do unspeakable things to my wife.”

Arwin blinked. He looked from Rodrick to Anna, then back to Rodrick. “Oh.”

Anna gave Arwin a thumbs up.

Rodrick glanced at her.

“What?” Anna asked. She lowered her hand.

Rodrick just shook his head, a grin crossing his lips. He scooped Anna up, tossing over his shoulder as she let out a surprised — but not particularly displeased — yelp.

“Be seeing you,” Rodrick said as he strode for the stairs. Anna waved to them over his shoulder as they ascended up to their room.

There was a thud a few moments later as they closed their door behind them.  

Arwin and Lillia were silent for a few moments. Then Arwin scratched the back of his neck. He glanced at Lillia, only to find her arching an eyebrow in his direction.

“Were you about to go work on your armor?” Lillia asked. There was something in her voice that made Arwin hesitate for a second before giving her an answer.

“Well… I was planning on getting some work done, but there’s no huge rush. It’s just going to be some analysis of how the Gehenna armor fared during the battle. Nothing that has to be done right now.”

Lillia grinned.

 ***

About an hour later, Arwin headed out of Lillia’s room and made his way over to the Infernal Armory, a small grin still lingering on his lips. He was a fair bit more tired than he had been after he’d gotten back from the party — but strangely enough to anyone who might have been looking in — quite a bit more energized.

Maybe we should take more lessons from the way Rodrick and Anna handle themselves. They seem to know exactly what works.

The Infernal Armory was waiting for Arwin when he returned. It closed the door to the inner room behind him the moment he stepped inside, manifesting itself within a pillar of twisting red smoke.

“You made me wait,” the Armory said, a slight note of displeasure in its voice. “The Den informed me that you arrived some time ago, and your business with the Adventurer’s Guildsman was concluded quickly.”

Arwin adjusted his shirt. “I was otherwise occupied.”

“That’s one way to put it,” the armory said irritably. “I don’t understand humans. Don’t you already spend half of the day in bed? Why do you want to lie in it for extra—”

“We don’t need to spell it out, okay?” Arwin asked, his eyes narrowing. “I didn’t say what time I’d be coming back. And don’t snoop on what I’m doing by asking the Den.”

The Armory grunted. “How would you like it if I got in bed with the Den and wasted a ludicrous of time?”

“Can you even — you know what? Never mind. I don’t want to know. Now stop acting like a brat. What’s gotten into you?”

There was a moment of hesitation. Then the pillar of red shifted to the side, almost as if in embarrassment. “I… got hurt. I did not enjoy it.”

Arwin blinked. “What? Hurt? You?”

“Yes,” the Infernal Armory said. “The Guild’s dagger. When it cut the Gehenna armor, it managed to injure me as well.”

“Badly?” Arwin asked, worry cutting through his thoughts. “Is it—”

“Approximately equivalent to a thin scratch for you,” the Armory said sheepishly. “But it hurt. I am not used to this sensation. Pain is not an emotion I know. There is no significant damage to me. I have already recovered from it. It simply made me displeased.”

“Well… just say that next time,” Arwin said with a small sigh of relief. “I’m glad you’re okay. I can’t be losing you. It’s pretty concerning that those daggers can injure you. Do you think it’s the daggers specifically? Or do you take a small portion of the damage that the armor does?”

“I am uncertain,” the Armory admitted. “But I believe it to be the latter. The daggers may simply do more damage. They target magic directly, and our connection is pure magic. Unlike the purely physical connection you were making with—”

Arwin glared at the armory, and a distant laugh rolled through the roiling red mist.

Lovely. It’s developed a sense of humor. Just what I needed.

“What, are you going through your teenage years all at once?” Arwin grumbled. “Stay on topic. Now, do you want to take a look at the Gehenna armor to see how it fared, or are you going to keep being jealous?”

“Jealous?” the Armory exclaimed. “I am the perfect being! An optimized cauldron of creation that brings forth to weapons never before seen in this realm, so long as you give me the proper attention! How could I be jealous?”

Arwin stared at the mist for a moment. Then he burst into laughter.

“Holy shit. You are jealous.”

“I most certainly am not. I do not know the definition of the word.”

“Yes, you do,” Arwin said. “You’ve got all the knowledge I have. But you’re a building. You definitely aren’t into — oh, shit. No way. You can’t be serious.”

“Stop,” the Armory said. “Don’t do that. Don’t look at me like that. It’s… unsettling.”

“The Den?” Arwin asked, aghast. “You’re into the Den? I mean — it makes sense, but how does a building even—”

“I can make a body!” the Armory protested. “That’s what we did! We made me a body!”

“You are not going to boink the Devil’s Den in my armor,” Arwin said flatly.

“It’s my armor,” the Armory countered. “I can do what I want in it.”

Arwin opened his mouth. Then he paused. That was a fair argument, actually. The armor was meant to let the Armory roam around as it wanted to. He’d been under the impression that would largely be for fighting, but apparently his forge had more desires than just bloodlust.

That’s actually probably a good thing. Not that I want to be thinking about how two buildings get together — much less what would happen if they did — but at least the Armory isn’t a complete bloodthirsty psychopath.

“Fair enough,” Arwin allowed. They were both silent for a few moments.

“Do I get the Den flowers?” the Armory asked quietly.

“Oh hell no,” Arwin said. “I am not becoming the de-facto romance advice distributer. I could barely help Reya. How do you think I’m meant to help you? You’re a building! The Den is a building! How could I know what to do?”

“It’s your fault I don’t know what to do,” the Armory protested. “I’m born from your knowledge. And who else can I ask? Wallace? Koyu?”

“Certainly not,” Arwin said with a grimace. “Does the Den even actually talk? I’ve never heard it.”

“Not in the same way I do, but the Den talks,” the Armory replied.

“Then maybe you should ask what it would like,” Arwin said. “Seems better than trying to guess at it with the help of someone just as blind as you are.”

“You can do that?” the Armory asked in surprise. “It’s allowed?”

“I don’t think there are rules for this,” Arwin said dryly. “Now… are we going to look at your armor or not?”

“Yes. Yes, the armor.” The red smoke shifted in what Arwin suspected was its best attempt at giving him a hurried nod. “We should do that now. I need time to think.”

Arwin’s lips twitched in amusement, but he didn’t say anything else. He just summoned the Gehenna armor from [Arsenal]. It materialized in the air before him.

And, as he and the Armory got to work inspecting it for any lasting damage from the fight against Mask, he couldn’t help but wonder what turn he’d taken in the past to somehow end up here — and how, if time ever reset and he came to that exact branch in his life once again, he could make sure to take the exact same turn.

This was the Menagerie, and he wouldn’t change a single damn thing about it.

Chapter 480

Arwin and the Infernal Armory ran a full set of diagnostics on Gehenna, examining every inch of the armor to see the extent of what Mask’s magic-stealing dagger had been able to accomplish.

But, as it turned out, Gehenna hadn’t taken much damage at all. There were only a few thin, almost insignificant scratches on the armor’s surface. That in itself spoke to just how dangerous the magic-stealing daggers were. Any non-magical weapon wouldn’t have even been able to leave a scratch upon Arwin’s armor. Even most magical weapons would have been hard pressed to do anything.

Fortunately, the damage was easy enough to fix. Arwin didn’t even have to do anything. In the time it took them to observe the damage, the armor had already passively fixed itself. The Armory also reported that Gehenna wasn’t about to run out of power and destroy itself anytime soon.

But, just in case, Arwin and the armory kicked up the heat and forged several magical bracelets. He ate most of them, then gave the remaining one to the Armory to use as food for Gehenna when the time came. None of the bracelets were anything special — but there was just enough magic within them to stave off the hunger for a few more days.

He was hopeful that they’d do the same for Gehenna when the armor got hungry. After all, it was the same as him. It needed to consume magical energy. And they weren’t the only ones. Consuming magic was a trait they both shared with the world itself.

That thought brought a small frown to Arwin’s face. Whatever the Adventurer’s Guild was up to within the Guildwall… they’d find out. Just not yet. They weren’t strong enough — and their biggest advantage right now was that the Guild had no damn idea who he and Lillia were.

As long as that held true, he wasn’t going to overplay any of the cards in his hand. Taking things steady and building up their forces was probably the only way they had to challenge an organization as powerful as the Guild.

He shook those thoughts off as he finished his work in the Armory for the day. After bidding it farewell and the best of luck with the Devil’s Den, Arwin set off to group back up with the rest of the Menagerie.

The tavern was empty when he stepped through the door. Lillia wasn’t opening it back up to the public until tomorrow. That was probably equal parts due to giving them all some breathing room and so that she would have time to do her preparations for the next round of meals.

Unsurprisingly, she was in the kitchen when he returned, hard at work preparing what seemed to be dough. Arwin didn’t bother her. They’d have time to talk later, and he didn’t want to interfere with her flow state.

He’d never known just how long some recipes could take to make before he’d met her. It gave him a whole new level of respect for chefs. He probably would have been more than content to stand near the door and stare at her for a few more minutes if he hadn’t felt someone else’s gaze boring into the back of his neck.

Arwin turned.

Eleven sat at a table in the corner of the tavern — but she definitely wasn’t staring at him. She was slumped across the table, hair splayed in every direction as her back rose and fell with long, slow breaths. An occasional twitch shook her body.

She looked fast asleep.

With anyone else, that probably would have been the end of the story. But this was Eleven. There wasn’t a single moment in time when she wasn’t trying to fall asleep… and there was nobody else in the room paying attention to him right now.

The rest of the Menagerie were scattered around several tables, all caught in their own conversations. None of them were looking at him.

Arwin made his way over to Eleven’s table. The chair across from her had already been pulled out just enough for him to sit down. He didn’t miss the message, lowering himself into it and leaning back as he got comfortable.

“Arwin,” Eleven said, mumbling his name into the table. “Five more minutes?”

“If you want,” Arwin said with a small shrug. He didn’t have anything else to do today. A little rest didn’t sound like such a bad idea.

“Really?” Eleven asked in surprise — though not enough surprise to lift her head from the doubtlessly comforting embrace of the hard, wooden table. “Nobody’s ever said yes to that before.”

“What’s the point of asking if you don’t think anyone would say yes?” Arwin asked.

“It’s out of habit at this point. Figured it couldn’t hurt to try. I just never got this far,” Eleven said.

“Do you want the five minutes or not?”

“I want em.”

Arwin shook his head, a small grin tugging at the corners of his lips. He kept true to his word, staying silent for just about five minutes. His gaze trailed across the tavern, passing over all the members of the Menagerie within it, and a smile pulled at the corners of his lips.

Only once five minutes had passed did he pull his attention back to his own table. He cleared his throat.

“I’d say just about five minutes have passed. We’ve got some things to discuss, Eleven.”

“Five more minutes?”

“Now I know why people say no,” Arwin said with a laugh. “Get up. You can sleep after this.”

Eleven let out a grumble. She pushed herself upright, and her long hair draped past her face in a shut curtain that completely blocked it from the outside world. She pushed her hair away from her face and over her shoulders. Then she yawned, rubbing at her eyes before resting her elbows back on the table and squinting to focus on Arwin.

“You know why I’m here, so let’s get this over quick,” Eleven said. Then she paused, sniffing the air as her head tilted to the side. “Wow. Something smells good.”

“Lillia’s in the kitchen. Of course it smells good,” Arwin said. “I’m sure she’ll let you join us for dinner once we’ve finished our discussion… and gotten our payment.”  

“Right,” Eleven said. She yawned again and rubbed at her eyes once more. It was a minor miracle she hadn’t rubbed them out of her own head at this point. “The party. How bad did it go?”

“What makes you think it went bad?”

Eleven stared at Arwin. “Did you not go?”

“We went. It didn’t go bad. I mean, it could have been a lot worse. I’d say things turned out pretty well for us.”

“I never said they didn’t,” Eleven replied. “I said the party went bad. Which it did. The Menagerie is not the party.”

“I — okay. Yeah. Fair enough,” Arwin admitted. “We burned their mansion down and set a crazed half-naked woman free to beat the shit out of a bunch of nobles. We also stole one of the Blacktongue’s heirs to recruit him to our guild. The Blacktongues sent a team to our street to try and look for what we got from the dungeon they invited us to, but we caught them and sent them back to trick the Blacktongues to showing up somewhere where we won’t be in a week. I’d say that just about summarizes it. Oh — Esmerelda may have also sold chili paste as a contraceptive.”

“Does that work?” Eleven asked, blinking.

“Depends on your definition of work. If nobody has sex in the first place, then I suppose they can’t get pregnant.”

“Oh. Yeah. I suppose that’s true,” Eleven said. “And the Guild?”

“Ah. Yeah. We kidnapped him,” Arwin said. His features darkened. “The Guild has a lot of those magic-stealing daggers. More than we thought, at least. They’re using them to distribute magical classes among their people and feeding the daggers to something in a pit within the Guildwall.”

Eleven’s features were unreadable for several seconds. Then she frowned. “Feeding?”

“Yeah,” Arwin said. He had more thoughts on the matter — but he wasn’t so sure he wanted to share the truth of his class with Eleven yet. She wasn’t an enemy. He was pretty sure of that. But Setting Sun hadn’t proved they were outright allies yet either.

“That’s it?” Eleven asked. “You didn’t deduce anything else?”

“We did,” Arwin allowed. “But I think we’ve held up our end of the bargain, Eleven. Now the Setting Sun’s turn. We’ve gathered information about the Adventurer’s Guild. I believe it’s your turn to pay. You promised us information about how to Sunset our classes.”

Eleven nodded slowly. “Yes. It’s just about time for that, isn’t it? You’ll have to give us a little more detail about what you’ve found… but that can be handled at the meeting.”

“The meeting?” Arwin asked.

“Yes,” Eleven said. “This is going a whole lot above my level now. I’m the scout, Arwin. Not the one pulling the strings.”

Arwin squinted at her. “Are you? Or are you just too lazy to do it yourself?”

The sheepish look on Eleven’s face told him that he was at least partially correct. She coughed into her fist.

“I’m not lazy. I’m just tired.”

“Right,” Arwin said. He shook his head, hiding a small smile. “Well, I think I’m in agreement regardless. If our guilds are going to work together, then maybe it’s time I meet someone else from Setting Sun. Actually, now that I think about it, I haven’t met any of your other members besides that asshole Twelve. Who’s next? Ten?”

“No,” Eleven said. Her eyes darkened. “You’ll be meeting with Two.”

Comments

Lizy Flore

Romance “next door” takes on a whole other meaning 😂

Skitzpop

Wonder if they'll be in the war against the guild

Kai

I ship it. Didnt even cross my mind as an option but i whole heartedly support

Crow Says Caw

Actus turning the banter up to 11 in these chapters! Even armory got in on it hahaha TFTC

Crow Says Caw

““You are not going to boink the Devil’s Den in my armor,” Arwin said flatly. “It’s my armor,” the Armory countered. “I can do what I want in it.”” Omg! I have made jokes about little building babies running around and IT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN PEOPLE! 🤣😂🤣😂

SnuggleCat

But... Can they make more magical buildings this way? That would be really useful. I mean, they can make more with dungeon hearts, but natural reproduction is free.

Crimson wolf

Hey guys I need help. I stopped reading this story a few moths ago and have no clue around which chapter I left off. Patreon doesn't have bookmarks, and all I remember was Arwin getting confronted from the smart noble kid with a bad leg about being the former hero

TheCrazyDuck

Chapter 300 is the introduction to Art, the smart noble kid with a bad leg.

Ibuks5

ChatGpt is pretty good at finding chapters with vague info on them. For next time

Chien Do

Doing unspeakable things to your wife in bed is tight.

Sinful Cyanide

Lol, only problem with Lilias joke is that no one's seen that she's a monster with her clothes off, especially not her boyfriend who is blinded by her magical darkness everytime

J Bonhomme

As much as this is a joke, I think it's be more like warforged since it would be from two animated suits of armor . . . except, I think they'd have to get called the Hearthforged since they'd be born from the combined powers of the Living Forge and the Hearthkeeper. (Read: I just want to see some cute, little demonic-looking armors running around that get to decide who they want to bond with.)