Alphonse Lord Tubbington (Patreon)

No my housemate's cat, Alphonse Lord Tubbington, of sausage-on-Chonk (Order of the Big Biter) -- Scion of House Pufflestein, isn't trying to get the Holy Grail before it falls into a crevasse.

But there *is* a kibble treat down there...

A reminder that there are more pics of His Tubbiship free to view at https://ko-fi.com/owenkcstephens/gallery#galleryItemView