F'n Nuts prt 1 and 2 (Patreon)

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Anonymous Quest Funder Job 001: F'n Nuts. It was a simple job. Rob the carriage, hide the gold in the tree. It has a nice huge hollow in it, I just had to get rid of a bunch of nuts and acorns. How was I supposed to know the damn thing was sentient. Magical talking tree getting all pissy because I didn't think of the poor little squirrel guy who's winter stores I had dumped to hide my gold! "Okay Okay! I'll fix it lady... tree... lady, whatever!" But now squirrels from all over are taking the scattered nut stores and racing back to their tree! What am I shhhuposed to do?! The dumb tree shhhpirit have me buck teeth, and fusshzy ears and a Shquirrel tail! She shays I better hurry and replace the food or I'll fully change but I'm getting Ssshorter my the Shecond!

How am I shupposed to get it all back at 4ft ta-... at 3 and a half feet tall... at... Holy fuz ballsh can you quite it already!

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