Milk Wars: Day One (Patreon)

Returning to the fabulously weird DC alternate universe, inspired by the equally fabulous and equally weird DC crossover!

Since Milk Wars, DC has been on a strange Stepfordization kick, actually. Wonder Woman has been stepfordized twice more (in Sensation Comics and her current series), Poison Ivy has been stepfordized twice (both during DC's Knightmares event, along with Catwoman, Harley Quinn, and Batman, once each), and there have been covers implying the same to characters like Batwoman or Big Barda in the pages of other comics. We'll see if they actually pan out, but it's definitely interesting!

This story, however, is a bit of a prequel! It's the story of how Retconn created Milkman Man, Father Bruce, and Wonder Wife, as well as why, exactly, this universe played out differently than the main DCU's version of events...