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ASK US QUESTIONS (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-07 02:18:45
Imported:
2026-06

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We are baggin' again! Please send in your burning inquiries, both basketball-related and non-hoops ones. General compliments about our sexual attractiveness are also welcome ;)

Comments

Mark Ordner

What would 80s and 90s basketball look like if it was played in today’s shoe technology? Which player would benefit the most from this?

France Schell

What’s the oddest halftime act you’ve seen? I was watching Boston on league pass last season and the Lithuanian National Choir performed

Chris Pinto

My wedding is in 11 days! Any pieces of advice for the actual day?

joose10

Whose getting the Bill Simmons "team USA bump" and why is it Devin Booker?

joose10

Is Nikola jokic only at the Olympics because he gets to watch the Equestrian events for free?

Tyler

since he has stated he’d wanna compete in other sports, name the top three sports anthony edwards would be good at besides basketball. or perhaps more interestingly, the ones he’d be worst at

AJD

If you three were the base of an MTV Rock and Jock team, who would you want to round out your five man team? The teammate pool can be a current/former player or celebrity, and you’ll be playing with the 25-Foot Rim for 25 points like it’s 1993. Also, because you asked for sexual attraction complements — if I had to play Fuck-Marry-Kiss for the three of you, it would go: Fuck - Red Leather Pussy Destroyer Marry - Ian Kiss - Zach

William Townley

Should the NBA (or Ice Cube) put more emphasis on 3x3 events moving forward?

Franklin Cramer

What is the one rule change you would impose if you had the power?

Arthur Mueller

Who is the worst NBA player to have their own shoe/colorway/player edition? I just bought a Thanasis colorway of the latest Giannis shoe

Dude Diligence

When I was a kid growing up in Northwest Ohio in the late 80s, all my friends loved Michael Jordan and/or the pistons. I, however, developed an unexplainable affinity for Bernard King, who was in the twilight of his career with the Bullets. Did any of you have a similar attachment in your youth to a random old player?

Luis

What non-basketball event do you most want to attend in person at the 2028 LA Olympics and what are your Tom Cruise stunt predictions for the closing ceremony.

Crandy

What piece of clothing or gear looks awesome on a pro athlete but lame on the average Joe?

Jjsgca@gmail.com

Why is everyone acting like the Grizzlies are gonna be ass? Did they forget about Ja Morant? Are they stupid? Mix of both?

Sabastian Hart

How is college football 25 going for y’all? I just won the natty with Akron in year 6.

Brett Olds

Which NBA player would be the best at Olympic Handball?

Mark Ordner

How long could you sleep on the cardboard beds in Olympic village?

Roger knox

Quick fantasy draft of players who are better in international than nba?

Kevin Fennell

What were the specific teams (years, rosters) of your youth that got you to start watching basketball?

Sir Puggleston

Top Golf for basketball idea. Bunch of hoops with a three point line and racks set up like the 3-pt contest. Compete against friends (while also drinking and eating). Why wouldn’t this work?

Anthony Rascati

If we had to send NBA players to the Olympics to compete in equestrian dressage, speed rock climbing, and the balance beam, who are we sending?

Pulin Joshi

Thoughts on the French pole vaulter losing out because of his magnum dong? In a way this might be an even better outcome for him

Casey

Does Ian know my name now

beardjam

Are there any summer sports that could translate to the winter games or vice versa? For instance I love to see a snowy bike race, chains on the wheels. Or summer ski jump, some kind of wheels situation on the skis.