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S3E20: Deadlier than the Male (Patreon)

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2024-05-30 23:37:32
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This movie, based (loosely) on the Bulldog Drummond series of pulp novels, posits the question "What if women?". The answer, dear listeners, may surprise you.

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Ros

Expectations based purely on the episode art: HIGH.

Zeroisanumber

Glad you're back. Tell Nova she's not allowed to get Covid again

Public Universal Foe

I will continue to say that it's wild that they've both not done ghost in the shell and aren't including it in the gay movie night

Noblese Oblahaj

Leslie Fish did a good song based on the Kipling poem, on her album 'Horse Tamer's Daughter'. Look up Leslie Fish 'Female of the Species' on Youtube. Glad you're back, and don't get sick again Nova.

Sequoia Alexander

Okay so the idea of a scene between Bond and M where M is just like "Listen here closely 007, our man 009 was killed under mysterious circumstances, and if we don't figure out what happened our insurance policy is going to shoot through the roof." - that's a great bit. I am now imagining a situation where, because the three of you have so extensively studied the bond and bond-alike genre, you produce a spoof film which involves a series of bits, maybe like a Leslie Nielsen flick. Like honestly maybe its not where you want to take your career (or maybe it is) but if y'all made something like this you would fucking kill it.

BarFly

I watched this last week because it's on YouTube for free and my observations were as follows: Oh I think the 1960s Woman Dysphoria is going to hit Nova hard this episode I wish Sylvia Koscina would shoot me with a speargun This torture scene is going to get a whole section of the episode to itself.

BarFly

Holy shit, I did not recognize Richard Johnson from the (unfortunately pretty mid) Frank Sinatra/Gina Lollobrigida war film Never So Few. In my defense he spends the movie with a monocle and a dumb mustache.

Andrew Dunn

The only Leslie fish I've heard is the sci-fi syndicalist shanty "wobblies in space". I think I need to listen to more Leslie Fish

Andrew Dunn

If you're getting into pulp, I'm salivating for coverage of Doc Savage. The books were written before World War ii, and he is unironically portrayed as the ubermensch and there is casual race science in them. They made a movie with that Tarzan actor Ron Ely. First book, the villain is described as "too handsome for a man" and the Doc and his crew are too heroic and scientifically curious to notice all the women throwing themselves at them. There's a line between Doc and a beautiful woman, shown in the movie trailer, that a trans podcast could make about 5 minutes of hay with.

Noblese Oblahaj

She rules and has a huge library on YouTube.

Moray Macdonald

OK I've mentioned it before but if you're doing Bulldog Drummond then you HAVE to do Bullshot! It's a parody these pulpy racist novels, as well as taking a swipe at the British class system. It was made for about £2.99 in the 80s, no one has ever heard of it and it's hilarious.

Jack Fennell

At first, I thought your charity's mission statement was "Date All Da Women."

Winson Paine

Watching this on Tubi and I have figured out what this dudes face looks like. He looks like Connery Bond and Mr. Bean had a kid.

Winson Paine

Also Tubi is nonstop Hims ads, they are confident that I crave boner pills

Winson Paine

oh christ i fuckin devoured those books when i was a kid, doc savage and his five amazing male companions and now i want to revisit them

Andrew Dunn

It's fascinating to see the pre superman, pre World War II heroism and phrenology and eugenics and anti labor and all that shit. It's funny, each of his friends is a specialist in a certain subject, and he doesn't rely on them, he is better than each of them at their own specialist subjects. Oh, and the biggest one in this day and age: HE LITERALLY PERFORMS BRAIN SURGERY TO REMOVE THE CRIMINAL ELEMENT FROM THE CRIMINALS HE TAKES DOWN. THIS IS PORTRAYED AS UNAMBIGUOUSLY VIRTUOUS, AKIN TO BATMAN'S NO KILLING RULE. Never any sense of danger. After a cliffhanger, every chapter basically starts with "but of course Doc Savage foresaw that and started planning for it 3 hours before." And they definitely need to talk about "a feast unknown", the 1960s doc savage/tarzan crossover novel where they have literal rage boners and have a porksword fight

Mags

Ridiculous that it's called the SCUM system but can't account for women commiting crimes.

Sammi

I dress up fancily for all my gooning because the psychiatrists keep asking me what I wear for it, and I don't want to seem like a slob.

Brad Porter

If you all would believe it ... Dick Johnson is the name of one of Australia's most famous racing car drivers

God's Eepiest Soldier

constantly thinking about "digwell carol" the post-nuclear class warfare song

Andrew Dunn

My operation room, Codename: Operation Room

matthew

I mean, that too

Naniwhat the 3rd

Dick Johnson!!?!!? I imagine that the overlap of KJB listeners and Deadlock listeners is literally just me, but I had to stop listening for a few seconds to get Pulse shouting “DICK! THE COCK! JOHNSON” out of my head

Prince Jade

I come in here with an offering of a weird movie which idk how you could fit anywhere but a bonus. The 1998 film Knock Off directed by Tsui Hark, starring Jean Claude Van Damme. I think everyone would have fun tearing it down and analyzing it

Sylvie

Well now I feel a bit weird about being 24. Just not really sure what to do with that.

Brian Danger Hicks

I did enjoy this movie but I remember being pretty disappointed that what I thought was an evil organization of hot evil women bent on world domination and/or insurance fraud ended up being an evil guy bent on world domination and/or insurance fraud who only hires hot women.

Noblese Oblahaj

A woman launching herself like a pussy-first Patriot missile desperate to intercept

Donovan Burns

I just dismissed stuff like that as herbal junk and was shocked last year to learn that it was actual boner meds.

Donovan Burns

A Feast Unknown is absolutely deranged

Andrew Dunn

Seriously, the author literally cannot describe the sunrise without involving an erection. The Tarzan character ejaculates about a dozen times in the first three chapters... Yet only has sex twice in the book, and never masturbates.

Lilliburlero

Thought folk might like to know that "Not needing a harem at Princeton" is almost certainly a deliberate reference to... cock-frotting, given that "Princeton rub" was 60s slang for just that.

Meonlights

I'm with Dev! Especially Detective shows had nephews everywhere. Jessica Fletcher had like... ten or so. Also this movie rules simply for giving women the bond BABA BABAAAH lines. About time!

Carly

Tony Abbott reference jumpscare warning

Mythopoeist

You need to do Billion Dollar Brain. I'll try not to spoil anything, but it stars the man who played Austin Powers' father, is weirdly pro-USSR, and the villain is a Texas oil billionaire who's essentially J W Pepper played straight, to the point that his logo bears a strong resemblance to a wonky swastika.

sack full of molotovs

Speaking of being deadlier than the male, my fiancée and I are discussing the fandoms Abigail's gonna be exposed to after this summer's premieres. We're just gonna start offing transphobes at cons, don't worry!

Queeraye

I assume that you've probably got a good lineup already for heist season, but if you've got any gaps I'd like to pitch The Illusionist (2006) - what if Edward Norton was a magician who becomes a necromancer but is maybe running a plot to overthrow the austro-hungarian empire, also Paul Giamatti is Inspector Zenigata

MCGameFAP

There are DOZENS of us

shadowcb

I just realised, the shisha that kills you instantly was used by Mr.Kidd and Mr.Wint at the end of Diamonds are Forever!

-Kris-

Standing up for Liam as I recommend the snus that kills you instantly be added to the checklist

-Kris-

20 minutes in and so far these assassins have deployed the cigar that kills you instantly, the trick shot speargun, and the gom jabbar. Flawless

Death By Samurai Builds a Minifigure Scale Venator

I will say I think its fair to rate the rape in this as less bad than Goldfinger becauee Goldfinger shows that rape is good. Both show a deplorable act but Goldfinger holds that act as critical to the positive resolution of the plot and thereby suggests that those who do so are in the right

Peggy Blue

ill have you know that my name is peggy, and im hot as hell

Imitation_Vanilla

I’d classify female-on-make sexual assault as unprovoked violence.

Imitation_Vanilla

“The gun that kills you instantly” made me laugh uncontrollably for three minutes straight.

Imitation_Vanilla

I came across a “Dick Bonanza” once. Amazing.

Mythopoeist

Sadly, she took the libertarian to fascist pipeline. Told me Israel was an example of real anarchism in this rant at everyone who called her a terf on a filk subreddit.

Noblese Oblahaj

Well, that sucks. Music still slaps at least. Death of the author and all that.

Bex

Not me Googling to see what model Abi was talking about because I'm insatiably curious. 😂 Best guess: Ariel Nicholson