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S3E29: Diabolik! (2021) (Patreon)

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2024-10-07 15:27:38
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Hey everyone, sorry if you submitted ideas for movies to cover at the end of Eurospy season, we trauma bonded with the 1968 italian comic book movie Danger Diabolik and immediately committed to covering the 2020s remake trilogy.

This is the first of these. Eva Kant, a wealthy south african diamond mine widow, travels to italian gotham city and falls afoul of notorious thief and murderer Diabolik...

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Trannie Oakley

Oh fuck yes I cannot wait to listen to this. I waited all last week.

Ysa

i fear eurospy season will never be over 😔 (this is said jokingly and lovingly im so excited about diabolik)

BarFly

(Several years prior to the movie) Lord Kant: "Perheps O'll tek you to moy hame. Een Effrica."

Hungry Joe

Given you had so much fun with the original Diabolik, would you ever do Barbarella?

Candy H

guys, I *just* masturbated, I really can't go again right now...

Anarcho Slowpoke

Using the Gimp Suit for evil implies the right way of the Gimp and that really sounds like Gimp Bushido. Would watch a movie about that

Léandre

I dont know if they ever made a proper movie adaptatation but there are some like hour long 60s-70s TV adaptations of the original Arsène Lupin novels, which kind of remind me of this vibes wise (gentleman thief, beautiful woman, disguises, things of that nature) could be fun for robbery season

PrismShank

For the translated pronouns thing, in Italian you use "Lei" as a formal second-person pronoun but it's also the third-person feminine pronoun. Similarly, you can use "Loro" (they) over "voi" (you all) when addressing multiple people formally but it's less common.

Ros

Dev giving me a fucking heart attack with the Cameron drop

Evie K

Can WE get the Abi walking tutorial? Please 🙏

Sand2Stone

So how might one go about watching this film?

John Leavitt

Ten minutes in and the word “gimp” has lost all meaning

Luca

Oh hell yeahh! This movie's æsthetic is just immaculate. I also love how they don't try to water down the utterly amoral murderer from the original comics

Luca

Oh yeah, "il colpo" is like "the robbery, the job"

Chibigodzilla

FWIW, you can find it in 1080p with the baffling subs, but it appears that the 3rd installment may not even have that level of subtitles

Chibigodzilla

It's mostly that they talk real fast and the translation AI 1) is not trained well and 2) does not maintain context. So within a short dialogue character one will refer to character two as he, she and they in quick succession

Luca

Alright, shooting my shot. I volunteer to make you some decent english subtitles for the next two Diabolik movies.

The Underwater Man of the Emerald River

Honestly, Eva makes so much more sense if you think of her as a supernatural romance novel protagonist, but instead of a vampire she's dating a superthief. Also aside from this movie and the 68 movie the only Diabolik media I've consumed is the early 2000s animated series made by Saban that lasted 20ish episodes and was much more sanitised.

Stackies on Stackies on Stackies

With notorious tall boi, Sasquatch, for your avatar, I chuckled that your name is a homonym of “ducking.”

Angel-of-Deadlifts

ADHD is fun!! I was curious why they decided to use a guillotine! I thought maybe Italy was like france and they were still chopping until surprisingly recently. But then an ADHD induced google rabbit hole it turns out Italy abolished the death penalty surprisingly early after unification and only brought it back during fascism. Even before they abolished it in the post war republic, it was only by firing squad. They did use the guillotine in the 19th century. Is it because the guillotine is over the top and they can reveal the head? Is the guillotine camp??

Claudia

Tbh if we're going into Luca Marinelli territory I cannot wait for November to see M - Son of the Century

XanderLeoarro

Dear KJB, These movies are on Blu-ray, from Italy. I found Amazon.co.it links for the first two with english subtitles

XanderLeoarro

The third movie doesn’t have a disc with English subtitles (yet). Kino Video in the US has the rights to all three but they haven’t put out Region A discs of any of them, which would have English subtitles if the discs existed

shadowcb

Fun fact for the the Lego city bit, the original voice actor for those ads is also the voice actor for Agent 47! Build the guillotine indeed 😋

Christine Pizan

I appreciate how this episode scratches my love of high fashion, kind of like the house of gucci episode did... thank you abi for taking meticulous notes on every outfit!!

Noblese Oblahaj

Some terrible British gimp out there scuttling around parks at night like the lying figure from Silent Hill 2

Joseph Rhoades

Now that kjb has reviewed this, I'm sure it will show up on Hulu in about 2 months.

hectorgrey

I thought the name sounded familiar; there was a fox kids cartoon adaptation that I remember seeing some of as a kid.

Sara Amorosi

For those playing at home: all 3 modern Diabolik films are available via RaiPlay (geoblocked, vpn at will) though sadly only with Italian subtitles