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Episode 13: Octopussy (Patreon)

Published:
2021-08-03 22:08:03
Edited:
2023-12-05 23:11:19
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2026-06
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No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it.They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India. Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it.

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Bran Mac Muffin

The weird pronunciation of ‘Sit’ is from Barbara Woodhouse, a famous dog trainer from UK TV in the 80s, who punished dogs by pulling on a choke chain :(

Sublight Monster

Looking up Sheriff JW Pepper, Clifton James was around until passing away in 2017 at 97. He needed to have brought into all the Bond films.

Sophia O.

I feel like General Orlov is the Big Soviet Roundtable’s version of Dr Strangelove.

Celia46

After 5 years i can say that this episode has aged like a fine 13% plum and also here in the future its still Very very hot

Felicity Hall

Backing an authoritarian glorified military junta is a shit look

Felicity Hall

As is backing the DDR they shot 101 people for the crime of wanting to leave

dan

A Swiss man dressed as Sherlock Holmes once told me he knew a "8-fotzige Babylonische Wanderhure" - in other words, an 8-pussied babylonian wandering whore.

echoreflect

this is a movie about how James Bond hates to see a girlboss winning

Rufus

Ok hear me out, it is in zero ways even bond adjacent, but purely for commentary on ludicrous and yet mind blowingly perfect elaborate fight scenes, bonus episode of crouching tiger hidden dragon

Fenris Mayday

Every time some racist loser makes fun of foods like sheeps head in Asia or any other non-western country anywhere else they conveniently are unaware or forget that it's everywhere, like fucking Norway literally has sheeps head as a traditional dish as well lmao, not to mention Lutefisk

DumbDumDumbDumb

Remind me Alfie how many people did the Nazis that West Germany rehabilitated shoot

Felicity Hall

two points firstly whataboutism is for morons secondly the Nationale Volks Armee was equally happy to rehabilitate and restore former nazi officers

John Harwood

I can’t sort out a rationale for it whatsoever, but this is the best podcast in the world. Nothing but pure, good, hilarious vibes

Meonlights

Never thought you'd miss J.W. Pepper but I stand wildly corrected. Also I will remember to ask you for the next Q&A what your fav Train Fight (tm) is.

British Pterodactyl

If you are interested, check out Spy Hard. Bond parody starring Leslie Nielsen, Weird Al and Hulk Hogan. Feel like there will be plenty material for an episode!

SpookyPenguin

that laugh drop at the end of the ep was perfect!

LACE ARRGAR what is Darius Jonna in the comments

Is this where I complain about the SCUM system being debased and a scientific fraud? I notice that on at least two separate occasions, the grading exceeded 007. As a fucking sycophantic science gobbler, I demand to see the methodology of the scale!

YukiNukem64x

Oh for a moment there because of the name font, I thought I had seen something like "ft. LIV AIGAR" while scrolling : (

YukiNukem64x

Obligatory Mumbai street food callback. Still haven't gotten over that one.

Saskers

You guys probably won't ever consider this, since it's not a movie, but it costs me nothing to drop a recommendation for the Star Trek episode "Our Man Bashir" which is a fun and cutting parody of the Bond films. Plenty of camp acting.

Kill James Bond!

Thats nothing, you should see what happens when you try to cancel your patreon subscription

thejackalope231

You're right. Full support for the dozens of people waving American flags in Cuba. We respect their brave stance against the millions of Cuban citizens who like their government. ¡Hasta la CIA siempre!

OvO Hoot

Octo pussy/She's the pussy/The pussy who's an octopus....

Jason Grainger

'Ockham's razor on a yo-yo' was humanity's magnum opus.