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Episode 17.5: Spy Kids 2 (Patreon)

Published:
2021-10-05 21:55:29
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2022-01-12 00:56:27
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2026-06
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You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, Directed, Produced, and I think even Scored by Robert Rodriguez, It's got a star-studded cast, it's fast-paced, irreverent, and it's executive producer is Harvey Weinstein! Whats not to love?

you can find Tom on twitter athttps://www.twitter.com/tomwalkerisgoodand follow his podcast with the wonderful Demi Lardner, BigSoftTitty.png, athttps://open.spotify.com/show/5adssOBSA6usmO9Ec1gs88?si=XbbfBrsUTnKKmGDqO860Dw&dl_branch=1and watch his twitch streams where he drives a big beautiful truck athttps://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/posts/56442801 

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Ari

Gary may be a Draco Malfoy character, but Gerti looks like someone stuck ponytails on Tom Felton. It is honestly uncanny.

Made of Stardust

Im so upset yall didn't drop the "camel poop" line. I randomly say it in her cadence when I've been put out.

Tàirneanaich

The fact that the Spy Kids series canonically shares a universe with the Machete films (Danny Trejo is playing the same character in both???) makes me believe there must be a Higher Power

Zoey George

Coming back to this 2 and a half years later to say I object to Tom's Pokémon analogy - the actual designs of the Pokémon is the only thing that's consistently gotten better as the games have gone on.

Bran Mac Muffin

Having just rewatched this, I checked DinksterDaily and was saddened to hear that his 3000th video will be his last, on May 17th, announced on his Feb 29th 2024 upload. One guy living the dream, but knowing when it's time to move on.

Ink the artist

the way u describe the cgi and overall look of the film is i think why the way its aged is charming to me in a way most cgi movies from that time arent, theres just something about it. its not just nostalgia either, i feel this way about sharkboy and lavagirl which I never saw as a kid.

Maladapted

The spy kids episodes are my facial electrolysis appointment playlist. Bout an episode a go, light surreal bullshit to escape to while I'm stoned af getting face tased.

EMC

Memory unlocked: took a child to see “Real Steel” (2011 movie). Said child declared happily that it was “the best movie since SpyKids 2.” I had no idea what that meant. I still don’t.

Squash fei

WHAT THE FUCK THEY ACTUALLY RANG THE KID DINKSTER ON HIM

Dannysaysnoo

Holy shit Tom Walker from Tom Walker GTA 4

Various Ailments

Sadly, the Dinkster Daily youtube channel stopped posting earlier this year after exactly 3,000 Dinks

Mildly invested

These 4 freaking out over the thumb thumbs is incredible

Hadyn H. Gay Abbeysme

Escape from LA has the exact same McGuffin !! In the hands of the president's daughter !!

Johnny

this episode won trivia for me and my partner last night — the final question was abt who created king of the hill and i knew it was mike judge bc y’all mention it!! could not possibly have pulled it out otherwise, so thank you for helping us get free drinks

Australian Estuary Pirate

The Spy Kids franchise was my introduction to Danny Trejo, so despite the fact he has something like 700 credits, in my mind he's always Uncle Machete.

Lay-Tex-Lips

Ok so I was relistening to this episode and then my friend blindsided me with a fact I had never noticed: the Toa Mata are used as background decorations a couple times in the movie, which I somehow failed to notice as a kid despite rewatching this movie and being insanely Bionicle pilled.

Erin McGowan

Like I love this and the first movie so much and I am trying to be mature enough to handle 3 British people dunk on my childhood, it’s very hard

Jamie Evenstar

I remember seeing this one at least a few times as a kid. Actually, I think I saw 1, 2 and 3 2 times each at like daycare or school.

British Pterodactyl (edited)

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2026-09-06 12:00 Play the Kill James Bond drinking game! Drink each time - Alice - Says genuinely, fully, or says also - Says interesting/bizzare/fantastic/etc line - Says I have been thinking about this in my dreams/gonna be thinking about this/sleep paralysis demon Abi - says not entirely clear in a trailing off fashion - makes a joke about the gender identity clinic, a character becoming trans/etc - makes a funny voice/impression/noise Devon - whenever they say that fucking goes / mad about plothole or setup/reminder/payoff - each time they clap - each time they say dudes/girls rock
2021-10-05 23:07

Acelin

did somebody ring the binkster(tom walker)

Ignatius

gonna have to fix this before Devon sees it and makes you pay the misgendering fee (pronouns are they/them)

Forever Bulking

I was going to apply for grad school, but what could I ever discover that can compare to the dink? What could I create that could match what the dink hath wrought? What, in our hubris, has Man dinked?!

Frontlinecaster

I only ever saw the first one as a kid, it does not feel any less like a fever dream than this one honestly.

Karis Ritenour

I had completely blocked out watching Spy Kids as a child, getting to the Thumb Creatures and just noping out of the movie completely. I cannot stress enough how the first movie is like a normal kids movie for the first half hour and then they get transported to an acid trip hellscape that terrified the crap out of me. Thanks for reminding me of the nightmares! 😂

CleverCrumbish

I suggest a drink also whenever the guest states either that they like Bond more than the hosts do, that they have never seen a Bond movie ever (inc. except as a child), that they HAVE seen [non-Bond movie the bonus is about] when the hosts have not or that they are unprepared/unequipped for the level of in-depth analysis the podcast will require of them.

Carina Freeman

I’d recommend that if you don’t want to die of alcohol poisoning, just drink water instead. But then again, you could die of hydration poisoning. Ah, well, make the most of it, I guess. Oh, and I’d add one more for Abigail - drink every time she says a spoonerism. But then the problem would be you’d be laughing too hard to drink anything.

RBeacon

(he's so smart)

Penwize

Bringing back weird childhood memories. Including "The Tuxedo", the absurdly horny Jackie Chan Bondalike movie. I hope it's on your bonus episode schedule.

Lay-Tex-Lips

The thumb creatures are legit called Thumb-Thumbs, and it’s never explained in any of the movies whether they’re supposed to be robots or just some weird ass genetic mutants that Floop built, but to this day they are absolutely terrifying to me

Bees McBee

I constantly think about the fact that the spy kids are canonically the niece and nephew of Machete from the Machete franchise and he is a major character in the first movie. The spy kids movies also apparently canonically take place in the same universe as a bunch of Tarentino movies if you dig deep enough which is very fun.

Ignatius

everyone on the pod ignored it but i would like to acknowledge Abi's "avuncular" pun. i appreciated it

Meonlights

I tell you I watched the first one a LOT and I especially loved Uncle Machete... it wasn't until MUCH later when I learned about the Machete movies lmao.

Dr. Yolo McSwag

Oh no! I just realized they won't get to see the Queen being saved in The Naked Gun 😭

Tyler

I vaguely remember years ago reading somewhere that the casting of these movies was sort of a passion thing, like all these actors just really wanted to do a ridiculous, fun kids' movie.

Wiremother

Tom is a delight on any podcast he graces y'all always have good guests. My good pal made all of us watch the first spy kids while over for the holidays in 2019, what a way to bring in 2020, explains a lot, and I genuinely enjoyed watching it. Sounds like this one was pretty decent and funny to hear the things brought back from the first that you lot had zero context for, loved how much tom loved the thumbs honestly

Wiremother

Just realised that both of the films are built upon an evil antagonist doing horrific genetic experiments, not sure what this says about the time

Lay-Tex-Lips

The third movie turns into video game based mass mind control, and then the FOURTH movie (yes there is a 4th film in the series, it came out almost a decade after Game Over) is about reality threatening time manipulation and has almost nothing connecting it to the rest of the series apart from the Cortez family

Raymond Price

It sounds like this is the inverse of Cars 2; utter absurdity, but fun instead of brain-melting. E: NVM, sounds like the Dinkster did melt your brain.

Karis Ritenour

Also, if you ever offered merch that was a single page of a KJB transcript as an illuminated manuscript I would pay an unreasonable amount of money for it. Just saying.

Annahid Samiljan

I listened to this while driving to work and wound up laughing so hard that I choked and then spat up a mouthful of tea. Almost crashed my car and took 2 hours at work to fully dry. 10/10, fucking excellent

John Harwood

Really want to have the SCUM scientific method applied to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

XanderLeoarro

God I haven't seen these since I was...10? 11? Also yes please roast the 3rd one it is uniquely bad in funny and interesting ways. Suggestion for future episode: The Beatles HELP! I suspect that C will be at minimum 6 for that one.

The Beak TM

DID SOMEBODY RING THE DINKISTER

Thomas Dwyer

So apparently Juni Cortez is married to Megan trainor??

The F.A.B. Podcast

If there's one thing funnier than 'Did somebody ring the Dinkster?', its Alice saying deadly serious in reaction to something in the film 'Someone rang the *f u c k i n g* Dinkster'

Paintmekala

I love listening to this purely because I am someone who adored and rewatched all three movies many times as a child and them not having any idea what is going on

Dread Pirate Robin

Yeah if you look up a picture of them together one of the top results is him carrying an enormous bag of sex toys with her.

ZanraiKid

I mean, if KJB are impressed by Pres. Shooter McGavin, the President in Game Over will break their brains.

Login

i do not know if this has been said in a comment and i am far too lazy to check but on bill paxton's wikipedia page there is an image of him as a child in the crowd at THE FUCKING JFK ASSASSINATION AND IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

Chaos Merlin

The Dinkster Daily stream is goddamn performance art