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Episode 20.5: The Thomas Crown Affair (Patreon)

Published:
2021-11-16 23:27:37
Edited:
2022-06-09 16:26:42
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2026-06
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(I fixed the file sorry - Dev) Give me good numbers Jimmy!!It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined.

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Steve Widdershins

There may be crossover between those two Boston dwellers.

Salsa Roja

Trans. Trans! Trans. Trans..

Squash fei

YES OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES SPIES ARE FOREVER

Eve Bee

this film sounds like the bad/evil version of D.E.B.S. (2004)

Willow Davison

Is it just me or is it not playing for other people?

Gephyroth

yeah the file's fucked 😔

OvO Hoot

For me it has a 0 second length.

Rufus

It's weird everyone is saying it is broken and there is no audio and yet when I hit play I get the audio of the Kennedy assassination over the top of looping hardbass

Roman Griffith

Well Crown, you've done it again. Episode Heist successful

Corporal Burpfart

I click the button to start the podcast and all that happens is my printer spits out a note from some thief's grandkid saying "My next crime is I'm stealing this podcast episode", and then a man in a trenchcoat drives a helicopter into my living room.

Corporal Burpfart

Alice's exasperated sigh as she realizes that the remainder of the podcast will be a discussion of watercraft upon which one might have a difficult time being a sex pest is very much a mood.

Lay-Tex-Lips

The only thing I remember about this film is the weird amount of Rene Magritte references

Mark Morgan

Im gonna be honest here this episode is the only reason I became a patron, this film is one of my biggest guilty pleasures :D

Karis Ritenour

All I remember about this movie is watching it when I was like 11 or 12, sitting between my parents wanting to fucking die during the graphic stair fucking scene.

Jacob Vardy

I checked out the trailer after the podcast. And had a double take. "From the director of the Hunt For Red October and Die Hard". John McTiernan. I'm starting to think there's more going on in his films than i realised as a kid.

James Cézanne-Taipale

What if instead of this movie Thomas Crown got hit by the truck and it became an Isekai?

A_Aphelion

There is definitely a type of female beauty involving a lot of Strong Bone Structure that seems to have gone out of fashion with the turn of the century. Disappointing lack of appreciation for chins & cheekbones that technically qualify as weapons in some jurisdictions.

Jae H

Nonce boats: you forgot gondolas and punts, which are arguably boats designed for the *sole purpose* of noncing

James Cézanne-Taipale

Probably also those boats used by rowing teams. Boats used to form a youth sport which is used to nonce.

Noblese Oblahaj

That's why they's always full of young boys being driven by an old man yelling 'stroke'

Karis Ritenour

Or "in, out, in out" like that women's rowing team from when Bond was much older and also the exact same guy.

Nuke's Audios

I accidentally left my cardboard cut-outs in the rain while we were gardening together... Can you put KJB daki pillowcases in the store for movie watching purposes?

heffa

I have a stainless steel Abi Thorn cut out because cardboard won't stand up to that much scratching, biting and spanking

ZanraiKid

"I'm locked on, and have a clear shot with the spray bottle."

Twi

I think the Ideology of this movie can be partially explained by it being made in Da 90s and the cultural conception of Finance being 'a bunch of rich guys stealing from each other' like you don't get this made after 2009

Sebastian Korth

Lol, to Alice calling Dennis Leary "Timothy Leary".

Samariel Hastur

I would like to formally request you guys check out “Spies are Forever.” It’s a comedy musical that’s kind of a bond parody and it’s absolutely fantastic

Samariel Hastur

Forgot to say—it’s all on YouTube for free!