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Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

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talkingsoup

the insane thing is that the plot of this movie is the same plot as in an episode of Aaahh!! Real Monsters, which was done both better and in about fifteen minutes back in the 90s

Ink the artist

youve GOT to do great mouse detective

Stupid Weasels

Rita the trans exclusionary rat feminist

Squash fei

Toad exclusionary rat feminist

Daisy

No, because Gundams are piloted from *the chest* and not the head. A very common misconception. Linguini is a *MECH* because the pilot sits in the head and is covered by protection.

Whitney Gomez

I turned this on on my shower speaker after listening on my headphones for the first part, and the first thing that comes blasting out of the speakers is November's "RAT PANTIES"

Sinead O. McDevitt

Oh boy this is a movie I haven’t seen since I was a kid. I’m sure by the end of this episode I will be horrified

Trannie Oakley

I mean, it's not Chicken Run but I'll give it a shot.

Lay-Tex-Lips

Still hoping they do the Chicken Run episode

Trannie Oakley

Also I'm surprised the pod hasn't changed name to Assigned Movies At Birth yet.

CAE (edited)

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2026-09-06 12:00 aardman are great, i live in somerset where their based and because i did gcse D&T we spent a whole afternoon fucking about making models and chatting with an animator instead of doing work. love em with all my heart i still have my aardman approved clay shaun the sheep
2022-05-03 21:47 Aardman are great, I live in somerset where they're based and because I did gcse D&T we spent a whole afternoon fucking about making models and chatting with an animator instead of doing work. Love em with all my heart & I still have my aardman approved clay shaun the sheep

Aardman are great, I live in somerset where they're based and because I did gcse D&T we spent a whole afternoon fucking about making models and chatting with an animator instead of doing work. Love em with all my heart & I still have my aardman approved clay shaun the sheep

Twi

Seconding Chicken Run

molotawv

“on one hand, fuck france and the french” s tier abi drop

JustMatt

Remember when the stop motion man were Aard?

Rufus

Well it's been a good run, let me express my condolences for the three of you now the Classics degree contingent of the wider TF podcast empire are surely hunting you for sport for confusing Odysseus with Jason

Sadie

I’m friends with multiple furry artists and I can assure you that they are *very* proud of drawing rat bondage.

Bees McBee

I feel like the title of this alone unlocked several repressed memories

Carina Freeman

Alice had said that switching the name is too difficult during a Trashfuture episode.

Bees McBee

Also it was Odysseus. Scylla and Charybdis are from the Odyssey.

Dana Himrich

I regret to admit that I was obsessed with this movie for about a year after it came out, to the point of watching it three times in one weekend. I was ten years old and loved all things Aardman.

God's Eepiest Soldier

"the criteria are well known and bad, not well known and good, or not well known and bad" so what i'm hearing is there's an outside chance you could do sword of the valiant (1984), feat. sean connery as the green knight, doused in glitter and really kind of regretting his wiccan hockey pads + no shirt costume combo

Hazel Smith

The incredible cast list made me think of another awful kids film that I don’t really think has a lot to say about masculinity but IS a Bonus Craig Film: Golden Compass

Rear Admiral JDogg

Maybe y'all could watch some swords and sandals... Kill Conan? Kill Krull? Kill Fritz R.R. Tolkien?

Neverlost22

I feel slightly responsible for recommending this; I saw it when I was 9 and my friends and I loved it. I thought the Bond reference in the opening montage and the fact that Roddy was acting like a wannabe Bond up until this persona (and his tuxudo) fell apart would have made this a good pick. 9-year-old me didn't clock the racism. This was a great episode though, so I don't feel too bad: keep up the great work!

Rose

Ah, it's a furry bait movie, but make it racist

Hannah

Honestly let them do a good film for once. I nominate The Spy Who Came in From the Cold, because when I read the book it had a non-Singaporean use the phrase ‘talk cock’, which I’m sure was the main message Le Carré was hoping to get across. Also, Alice would enjoy it.

Jack Bushell

Have you considered doing Valiant (2005) as a followup? It's spy themed right? I think? I remember the villain being a Nazi falcon and nothing else

Trannie Oakley

I suppose that "I don't want to think about that name" is the best I'm gonna get with my old name. Maybe DeeDee Megadoodoo will do better

vercingix

(1) I want to note that the bad guy in this movie has the exact same motivation as the John Malkovitch octopus from Pengwings of Madagascar (2) It was glossed over in the pod, but I wanted Devon to elaborate on the "I've seen rats catching the Tube" comment.

Manic Misanthrope

You know I remember seeing the 3D Simpsons episode in an IMAX at one point. Did that actually happen or is it one of those implanted memories they use to identify replicants?

Hazel Margaris

the argonauts also went by scylla and charybdis so no harm no foul

Neverlost22

It was fairly unremarkable though. Are we just trying to get them to set up a kids' account?

NecroPotato

not to be confused with the thing Scooby-Doo eats

Mo Haworth

New dreams, new dreams for the Rat Queen...

Arazmis

I recently watched Spies Are Forever (by Starkid productions) and it seems like it may fit the KJB vibe! It is a filmed musical rather than a normal film though so possibly not relevant. Either way a highly entertaining watch :D

Andrew T. Wilson

They also appear in the Argonautica. Just for your own future reference. (And The Aeneid too.)

Christine Pizan

i'd recommend you watch le samoraui (1967) ; its a great french film about a lone assassin, and doesn't get too much love in english language circles

Christine Pizan

one of my favourite thrillers alongside 'day of the jackal' (1971) which you should also watch about an attempt to assassinate charles de gaulle

A Trans Robot

On the topic of rats is Alfredo Linguini Gusteau from Ratatouille a mecha

Clare

Extremely glad I listened to the end so I could discover the next bonus ep is on a film that I a) love dearly and b) realise I haven’t seen in many years so it may in fact be bad. Looking forward to it.

The Pod is Coming From Inside the Cast!

Technically this is canon, there's an alternate ending where he splits Peter O'Toole in half with a giant sword made of metal lions which causes him to explode.

Chaos Merlin

Unfortunately I have been described as looking like Whitey on my old, pre-queer glow up passport photo :(

Amy Rose

Whitey and spike sound like bulk and skull from power rangers