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S2E0.5: KJB Q&A 6 (Patreon)

Published:
2022-06-01 00:11:39
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2023-01-01 20:58:38
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2026-06
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It's the pre-show party to Season 2, baby! While the fetid unpaying masses may well be getting this episode for free, remember that you are our dearest friends, confidants, and perhaps even... lovers?This week on KJB Q&A: We discuss fighting a chimp with a sword for ten minutes, Abi invents a new Regional Bond, and we decipher which wrestling moves would be safest to perform on a child!

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Comments

Lauren Shear

I just skimmed through all the previous Q&A eps to find this one. Sometimes all you want is to revisit Abi doing Geordie Bond.

James

I really hope a "The Chimp Is Exercising, Are You?" is genuinely in production because I would like very much to throw money at like 2-3 of them.

heffa

Casting for a KJB movie, you have to get Jamie Clayton to play Abi

Australian Estuary Pirate

I'm from North Queensland, and we're all very embarrassed about Bob Katter. Crocodile attacks are even more rare than he said. Also he famously said that there aren't any gay people in NQ, despite having a gay brother (although iirc he moved down south so whatever.)

Jon W

This is like the sexiest kind of Truth or Dare. The kind where you only answer questions.

Alva Sol

i hope someday you'll invite liam so he can make some actionable threats against named actors

Allen

“The thing is, I’m ok with being a Vegeta.” - Devon

Nicholas Arnold

The Rock wasn't actually nationalized he was taken over by Conrock which, though set up by congress, was never intended to

MeowMita

The Chimpanzee question makes me think of all the monkeys with swords in Sekiro, some of them with swords are a nuisance but the ones with two swords are a fucking menace from hell. The giant ape with the giant sword tho, absolutely terrifying

AbsolxGuardian

This episode dropped on the last day of my one month sub, and it had my question! :) Now I will disappear

Brian Danger Hicks

If you want a chimp movie that says a lot about masculinity, may I introduce you to Every Which Way But Loose?

Trannie Oakley

Personally I think an episode with either Joe Kassabian or with Rocz would be really funny

Kstoff

Thinking of wttyp + kjb name mashups, well there's your James bond, Kill your problem

Lay-Tex-Lips

Fuck now I desperately want a KJB bonus episode on Metal Gear Rising Revengeance.

vercingix

I would like to suggest The 13th Warrior with Antonio Banderas playing an Arabic poet. Especially if Dr. Janega can be on the show again.

Violet

There are proper sausages in Britain? Where?! I only found textureless, flavorless mash in the most underwhelming skin possible! Like, shit-talk the States for basically anything else and I'll be right with you, but British sausages are strictly inferior to any other sausages I have ever encountered.

Fox E.

Choose the chicken then simply buy a Vespa, the optimal vehicle of Britannia.

God's Eepiest Soldier

there are! you simply go to the nearest polski sklep and buy some kielbasa, because all other easily obtainable sausage in the uk is awful :)

greendies

WELL BOND'S YOUR PROBLEM

Rolka Polka

Lancelot Link was a TV show built entirely around the premise of Chimp Bond. It's not good (it was also the 70s so animal cruelty was very much involved) but it may be relevant.

Friend of the show

Great epp for me specifically, I got my question answered and Abi said I'm lovely!

Sammi

I know Abi's previously namedropped Ultimate Surrender in another episode, so I can't imagine WHAT is too scandalous to mention in the "Horniest form of fighting" question

Jordan Minehan

Fast and the furious Tokyo Drift might be my favourite movie. I desperately hope y'all cover it.

Tom Moffat

If you’re going to do chimp movies then you need to watch Curious George, a film about what if your best friend was a chimp

bobbler42

If Ben Whishaw has 'twink energy', does that man Paddington is an otter?

John Harwood

Ummm, I know I must be too old to be listening to this (hilarious, perfect) pod, but the answer to the problem of which chimpanzee-involved film to watch stars Clint Eastwood, and “explores masculinity” in astonishing ways. Worth a Duck Duck Go search, anyhow.

Don Kasak

A Manx Bond—either human or cat—would slay.

DaRat333

Looking forward to chimp season

James Cézanne-Taipale

All I’m saying is that the next Zorro movie should be set in the modern day and Zorro is just fighting the LAPD.

Meonlights

Alice stop being so mean to yourself :C

-Kris-

Yo, I would 100% buy that chimp poster

ifthen

Thank you for correcting your pronunciation of my name :)

Mads

I would buy like 20 of those chimp posters

Marcelli

I agree about the food. Love me some scottish breakfast

Bulder

You say you would dread doing Austin Powers, so in similar but opposing in vibe terms, what does Johnny English have to it?