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S2E4.5: Totally Spies: The Movie (Patreon)

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2022-07-26 23:23:09
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2026-06
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Alright, look. Permit us this one. This was pretty nice to do.

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Peter Paul Rubens' Muse

you guys do this thing where you will make reference to a trio consisting of a smart leader, a strong and lovable ditz, and a slut, and i'll be half-listening and nodding along going "yes, just like the three musketeers by alexandre dumas" and then the joke will be that it's you guys. so basically what i'm saying is you should review the three musketeers 2011 pleasepleaseplease it's got heists

Emma Anarchee

i didnt expect a reference to the russian army in syria on the totally spies episode

Nick Fontaine

Me listening to Abby talk about secretly watching Totally Spies as an egg, unlocking memories of doing the exact same thing at that age: "Aw fuck, did this podcast finally make me trans?"

Marley Jay

Congratulations on pre-inventing “Be Gay Solve Crimes.”

Verdigree

(Spoilers for the show) If you look up the Totally Spies map of the world, it's might strike you that the world map is totally wrong, there are strange new subcontinents everywhere, and the continents we are familiar with are rendered unrecognizable as such, you MAY think this is just because no one working on the show had any idea what Earth looks like, and that's true, however, in the first episode, a villain actually evaporated all bodies of water in the world, then put them back, not long after, a villain TRANSMUTES all lava and magma the molten metal and rock within the Earth to SNOW AND ICE, the Totally Spies usually don't PREVENT the planetary cataclysmic changes enacted by the villians every week, they pretty much just halt them and largely reverse them, but we START from a place where according to tje map North and South America already look like they were blasted apart but a new landmass has risen to the west, Spain and Italy have sunk, Portugal is a lone island, there's no trace of the British Isles, even France looks like the land melted and solidified wrong, so there's kinda lot accidentally IMPLIED about how it's going in the superspy business to explain why this whole world of spies exists, and the toll it enacts on people, like an evil doll factory plan sets MUCH of Tokyo on fire and I think people definitely died

Verdigree

I forgot that both Tron: Lecacy and Sword Art Online are both rip-offs of this movie

Teresa Koehler

I vote for y'all to watch Kim Possible in the future!

Willow Davison

I'm fifteen minutes in, and I'm pretty sure you guys watched a femdom parody. Everything I've heard so far sounds like backstory for a Divine Bitches shoot.

Tall Jeff

California is a drug, please use responsibly

Simon Bitdiddle

All things being equal, this /is/ the omni-kink trigger.

Tess

whoop

Violet

To be more realistic, the gym would have to just be a giant crossfit rotation with some weird woo protein mix being advertised everywhere. Edit: I graduated from HS in 2007 - there was a GSA, but it was badly needed explicitly because homophobia was still rampant when I graduated. The Bush Admin definitely created a local maximum of homophobia culturally around 2004. Not having gay representation, even in a liberal part of the country, absolutely checks out.

OvO Hoot

This franchise was a psyop by the Quebecois to bring French perversion to anglophone Americans.

Violet

But then how will you A our Qs?

Jasmine Matthews

Totally spies as a yout also gave me gender and is probably why I'm in crop top rn.

Subspace Jet Witch

I'm 30 minutes in, and I feel like the plot is front-to-end Chicks Rock

Danh Nguyen

Upvoted for watching Kim Possible next and also Spies In Disguise because fuck no I'm not watching a movie about a spy being turned into a pigeon

Felicity Hall

Asking for a friend this fabulizer shop you wouldn't happen to have like an address?

Phoebe Lahey

Watching a "girl movie" as a kid like its forbidden knowledge is a certified transfem classic, the genderswap episodes of Adventure Time opened my third eye

FeyHaeven

Alice having the Kim Possible ringtone is a classic transfem move. If you hear that noise in public and you don't ask "what's the sitch?" then there's something way too cis about you

SlayerCake

Totally Spies awakened many a fetish us and for that I bless it.

Russell Johnson

Child Abuse from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en dot Wikipedia dot org

C B

Was the use of “walk like an Egyptian” a Jojos reference?

Jon W

Excited for this to be a spinoff series where we cover every children's spy cartoon, from Inspector Gadget to Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir

Xang

Relating a bit too much to abi and the rest of these gender comments

spazzrights

Wasn’t this show known for being that Garh Marenghi bit, “In this episode: The Writer’s Poorly Disguised Fetish” but for real lol?

Elder Dog

I don't think so because, that particular anime adaptation came after this movie.

Kstoff

Has anyone linked the totally spies episode fetish spreadsheet yet?

Alfred Lang

lol no but please do lol

Alfred Lang

1:30 it does beg the question tho .. of whose jerry in this scenario lol

Alfred Lang

5:59 pageing justin beber lol

Alfred Lang

10:52 ok now you need to do the serires because that would be a riout say 4 eps per pod cast because what adds up to like 120minutes ? i know you wont but god it would be fun every now and again

Alfred Lang

59:14 well the lession my nana taught me was "dont take life lessions away from movies else youl end up very unhappy"

God's Eepiest Soldier

yeah, like, prop 8 got passed in 2008 (not that i think the various french and italian creators of this film were really, like, paying attention to california state politics)

God's Eepiest Soldier

genuinely distressed and alarmed that the character fabu is completely unrelated to fabio in any way

Chaos Merlin

Honestly on silly, fun and ultimately trashy kids films may I recommend Barbie Spy Squad (a straight to dvd masterpiece). Can't say it has much to say on masculinity, there's likely not more than 2 men in the whole film, but it's great nonetheless

planary

there's no movie for the following thing to the best of my knowledge but there was a very obscure canadian television show called martin mystery, which has a very similar idea and martin and his stepsister diana actually appear in several totally spies episodes as background characters. it's jerry equivalent is M.O.M. , who also has some... things going on with her character design

Rhiana Abbas

Would listen to a Kim Possible episode with A Sitch in Time. A sit' in time?

Lauren Shear

It was so sweet hearing you three, especially Abi, getting a taste of the girlhood you missed out on. Even if the audio clips of this reminded me why during my own girlhood my cartoon of preference was Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.

Meonlights

As a kid I always thought that Totally Spies was the Powerpuff Girls who grew up and lost their powers. As a tren I realized they were a Charlie's angels thing. And as an adult, I looked back and saw how much of this was weird bondage stuff and got concerned.

Alex TwinSpark

Ngl I completely forgot about this show until this episode and suddenly I remembered that I, a current trans girl, was so desperate to watch this as a kid I'd watch it on S4C, even though I couldn't speak a lack of Welsh, just because they made me feel some sort of way

NuhEyeNuh

this is the chaser to the shot that was Hedwig and the Angry Inch - thank you as always for a grand old silly time :3