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S2E8: A Queen's Ransom (Patreon)

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2022-09-14 22:54:52
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Woah, wait a minute- This isn't Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit starring Chris Pine! No. In the time between episodes, our beloved Queen Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passed away. So, in loving tribute to the queen who birthed all english people like a queen ant does, we watched a movie about her life and times.George Lazenby and Jimmy Wang Yu lead a gang of elite criminals attempting to assassinate the Queen! Can they finish off Er Maj before their nemesis, the character legitimately named Police Inspector Karate Master, tracks them down?

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Mildly invested

Lazenby how could you. This truly is kjb’s 911

Australian Estuary Pirate

I haven't seen this movie, but I suspect Ram uses Muay Thai which could conceivably be translated as "Thai boxing" from the people that brought us "Indo Chime," and that might explain why he uses forearm swings and so forth. And if that's the case, in my mind he looks like Fahkumram from Tekken, except he's dressed like a dapper eccentric.

HJC

stream hogs will remember convincing abi this was REAL

Hitachii

The meme song sonically meshed perfectly into the theme song

Arden

thank you to the pay wall for what i’m about to witness

Rachel

a moment that will go down in history, just like the vod

JoeNotCharles

I think the threat to bring back capital punishment just so a criminal can't get the last word should be worth a point or two for Unprovoked Violence.

SpookyPenguin

This movie looked like Quentin Tarantino's dreams.

liz future

Hedwig time oh shieeet

Tall Jeff

HEDWIG‽ oh my god hype

Skate Bush

I just wanna know what slur Dev called Abi

Jason Grainger

Always charmed by Alice casually Roger Mooreing 'the woman'. This is one of the worst movies yet, and I appreciate its short running time and this podcast.

David Ngunjiri

Kinda dropped the lead Devon by not mentioning that Ram is played by Bolo Yeung

AngryOldManYaddaYadda

I am looking forward to a minimum three-hour Hedwigfest. One of my all-time favourites. Kicking tunes, as well.

canada dry soda gingembre

Dare I even ask What Did Lazenby Say or should I just bask in my ignorance of yet another white man with shitty opinions

Six Large Cats

what podcast app do y'all use to listen to the patreon exclusive episodes? podbean is refusing to acknowledge that they exist so looks like I'm gonna have to use a better app

bjorndown

I have been using "pocket casts" for years. Just paste the private feed URL into the search field in the "discover" view

Raymond Price

I can't find a transcript, but AFAICT it was some homophobic and rapey shit. The sort of thing you could expect to hear from an 83yo man who played James Bond.

Tomathy Fisheries

Regarding the reoccurring theme of Chinese cops 'wooing' women that are put under their protection, I made a chilling connection to a recent UN report, see point 101 at the top of page 32 in the following linked PDF. https://www.ohchr.org/sites/default/files/documents/countries/2022-08-31/22-08-31-final-assesment.pdf Basically the Chinese Government are forcing minorities to take cops into their homes so that their family can be closely surveilled and the cops are using this opportunity to sexually harass these people... sucks when you remember that bad movie tropes reflect/influence culture in the real world.

Borbachev

google podcasts work

Meonlights

Great, the sentence "What, are you tasting STILL cum like a PEASANT?!" Is never going to leave my head ever again. It will be there until my dying day and when my family is around my death bed, I will rattle "sparkling cum...." and go and they will be none the wiser.

aster_elm

This is completely unrelated to this episode so I do apologise for that. I wanted to recommend something that those who listen to this podcast would find funny. There's a show on Netflix called "Inside Job" and it has two episodes covering a Bond parody character. It's episodes 6 & 7 but honestly, the whole show is really good.

Kill James Bond!

Oh I didn't say anything, I have a button on my mixer that makes the bleep noise