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S2E22.5: From Russia With No Notes (Patreon)

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2023-04-19 22:42:05
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2026-06
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OOOouuugh fuck. What happen in this movie

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Emmi

dr. no notes was a banger among bangers, delighted to see the format’s return

Ros

I love how chaotic these flavoured episodes already are ❤️

-Kris-

For those curious, the Iron Law states that between minimum low-bass reproduction needed for worker survival, small bureaucracy size, and high output democracy, you can only pick two, and in doing so the Israeli Navy will compromise the third. Hope that clears things up

Stuart Olsen

My favorite part of From Russia With Love was when General Gogol looked directly down the barrel of the lens and said, "It's Klebbin' Time"

Stiltpuppy

You're really beggin' for a klebbin'

-Kris-

Can't wait for an inscrutable "Protogol Klebs Kronstein" shirt Edit: shit, "Fuck around and get Klebbed" is good

-Kris-

The thing I remember most about Goldfinger is how fully Harold Sakata committed to the program preparing for the movie

linktera

If ur thinking abt doing merch, im going to open my commissions soon!! Id love to do some designs for yall! The scenic "next location" postcards sound especially fun lol

Corporal Burpfart

Really excited for when Alice walks these two through "Bondcharov"

Gabe

What do that first and third thing mean? "High output democracy" and "low-bass reproductive"?

Elia Has-Ellison

i think this episode contains the most breakdowns so far, possibly tied with cars

Simon Bitdiddle

Is the third time around going to be a rewatch of the movies?

StepperOfTheLongEarth

For the third go around, Alice doesn't have drops. Or she purposely mislabeles them so they have to guess which drops go to which movie.

Trevor Gilmore

Genuinely thought the helicopter bit was a setup for a Mission: Impossible joke

Witch Bitch

It was a flower truck! Not fruit!

liz future

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE IRON LAW

P.A.L.

Well Devon I did enjoy listening to that, and the answer to what is wrong with me is many, many things. Also, Klebb'd shirt when?

Tall Jeff

In any bureaucracy, the people devoted to the benefit of the bureaucracy itself always get in control and those dedicated to the goals that the bureaucracy is supposed to accomplish have less and less influence, and sometimes are eliminated entirely... of course. Like Stalin or Gender identity clinics.

Nah

Get GPT-4 to write a script for a lost Moore film called Moonpussy and do a table read imo

-Kris-

There are multiple things referred to as "Iron Law," so I was trying to make a joke by combining them. 1. is the Iron Law of Wages (real wages always tend, in the long run, toward the minimum wage necessary to sustain the life of the worker) 2. is Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy (In any bureaucracy, the people devoted to the benefit of the bureaucracy itself always get in control and those dedicated to the goals that the bureaucracy is supposed to accomplish have less and less influence, and sometimes are eliminated entirely.) 3. is Michel's Iron Law of Oligarchy (all complex organizations, regardless of how democratic they are when started, eventually develop into oligarchies) All are forced into the format of Hoffman's Iron Law of Speaker System Design (three parameters that cannot all be had at the same time. They are low-bass reproduction, small enclosure size, and high output sensitivity. Designers can pick two of these three parameters, but in doing so, will compromise the third parameter). And then the Israeli Navy is a reference to their 2011 Operation Iron Law

Meonlights

"Gold-re-member" maybe?

Riley Smith

Scribbling “Protogol klebbs Kronsteen” inside every copy of From Russia with Love like it’s a secondary school copy of Of Mice and Men

Knights Who Say Sledge

These make me SOOOOO happy. No notes Bond reviews forever. Also, we request Klebb tshirts!

Pxtl

Okay, for the next No Notes, I got an idea. I call it the Moonpussy Challenge. One of you is randomly picked to try to gaslight the other two into inventing a memory. The gaslighter wins if she succeeds, the gaslighter loses if the other two figure out who is the gas lighter.

Gabe

I liked the part in Goldfinger where Oddjob just absolutely Klebbed that guy.

Hugh

I think Alice's false memory of Bond riding in the back of a melon truck is implanted from the Simpsons episode where Homer does that to get to the "put it in H" car dealership

Curatrix Ribston

this really is the professor x fingers funtime hour

LostSpace

I hadn’t seen the film the first time they covered it. I still haven’t seen the film the second time and this feels like a fever dream.

Adria Reed

This is without question the funniest episode you all have done. I probably shouldn’t have been listening to it whilst driving because I almost passed out from laughing so hard.

Adria Reed

Yup - but the mental image of the melon truck is incredibly hilarious.

Adria Reed

My pre-order is ready!

theunderwolf

*joker voice* to a lesbian this is a normal shoe

Adria Reed

Listen carefully 004. A pair of low-heel oxfords. Sensible shoe for a skirt suit. Inside, a poiso-tipped blade capable of killing within ten seconds.

Alex Anderson

Alice's commitment to "I know you've drunk champagne during sex." is admirable

Topper

Ask not for whom the Kleb Klebs. It Klebs for thee.

Steezcake_Factory

"Oh shit, Goldfinger is next!" SO HERE I AM, DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

dyadron

free episode title for long into the future: What No-Notes Octopussy Does to a MF

A. Kitty

:( upon restarting patrion I cant get any podcast player to download these. Thried link and tried uninstalling player reenstalling back it is a spector plot.

Asa/Anya

I've had success with Podcast Addict, in case you've yet to try that one. Good luck!

ZaitsevFred

Talk like a pleb, get the Klebb

Athena Von Tharsis

Tried to listen while applying makeup. Laughing too much, very picasso kinda look, had to pause the pod and start my face again.

Simon Bitdiddle

I am waiting to see if they do a fully improv episode. Moonpussy: Never Once Forever would be astonishing.

Jordyn Clementi

Abi as your best friend (the listener), I like hair down idgaf Abi. Go fuck up a labour MP

alexander pedersen

This is the first place I’ve heard a non-Scandinavian say Blåhaj and I was not ready for it.

Andrew Dunn

The "did she find your technique too violent" joke is based on what happens in the book, where that's just explicitly what happens. Darko's having sex with a woman in his office, a bomb goes off, she freaks out and tries to leave, and he doesn't let her. When he tells Bond this, Bond understands that he raped her, and is full of admiration at his "pirate king / g*psy personality"

Andrew Dunn

Also in this book, Kleb is described as a "neuter" (Fleming describes an asexual person). She does try to woo Tatiana as some sort of sadistic test.

TieDyeMike

Did somebody ring the Klebster?

Zzzzzzzzoe

protogel klebbs kronstein

Camille Caroline

Vladek Sheybal, who played Kronsteen, has a fantastic Wikipedia bio. He escaped Nazi concentration camps twice, starred in a bunch of Ken Russell movies, and "dated both men and women, but formed no long-term relationship." Who is Bond compared with Kronsteen, indeed?

Bashfash

wouldn't Giselle from the first Kingsman movie be peak-Klebb? Klebbum Opus?

Nazunii

29:30 When I was doing ancestry research for school I found out a lot of people on the small swedish island my mom's from were named James, but it was spelled and I presume pronounced "Shimms"

Australian Estuary Pirate

I love the idea of the movie dropping the spy shit and the rest is just Bond and Vavra doing father and son shit. They play backyard cricket, they barbeque in the park, Vavra sits through an eisteddfod eyeing his watch the whole time until Bond comes on to play the oud and Vavra lights up despite Bond struggling his way through Itsy-Bitsy Spider: Turkish edition.