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I don't think this one even needs an introduction.

But, being that all of you here on Patreon were quite literally the founders of this feast, I felt obligated to include a very special message in this Patreon version of the episode. Make sure you stick around until the very end. Enjoy!

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JokersJuicyAss

So who's next on the list of Celebs you want photos with? Charlie Sheen is always a good pick

JokersJuicyAss

Speaking of Adam West another actor who was the best for this events Clayton Moore the Lone Ranger from the 50s, dude just loved playing the Lone Ranger and from what I heard he was a joy to meet

JokersJuicyAss

You know what is there a story of a Method Actors playing a role of a sweet nice person? I feel like every method actor want to play a piece of shit, we need more roles of a guy who would make muffins just to give them out to their friends, no holiday just randomly on a Thursday

JokersJuicyAss

Oh Ryan I know the hell that is PA roads, as a former Upstate Dickhead who spit on you subhuman PA trash, I know how the nicest road in PA is like 90% potholes and 14% potholes

JokersJuicyAss

Assuming the cheese is homemade, it probably would go bad by the time they leave, at best they would put it in a hotel mini fridge, and after the Homestuck incident no Celebrity is eating any food that is given to them by fans

JokersJuicyAss

Dude imagine Jerry and Mel arguing and you know Jerry knows slurs for the island of rejected brits

JokersJuicyAss

GODDAMMIT My dreams of asking the dumbest question at a con Q&A is gone. GONE!

JokersJuicyAss

Why make a Lethal Weapon 5 when that intro to 4 is already the peak of the franchise you can't top that especially when Riggs looks like a nutsack now

Gavin Fitzgerald

I mean Bill Cosby is still kicking, and he lives in philly. That's 2 for 2

JokersJuicyAss

For these two it's properly best not too be near Pill Bill

Jason Patterson

What kind of a patreon platinum tier house payment do I have to make for a disinterested Allen or Spacey? I don't have kids, I need this!!

Luke Gordnier

The story of this guy is way more embarrassing than joes three stooges story because at least Joe was trying to break into the film industry. He also seems way more obnoxious.

Lux Anatis

I'm fifteen minutes in and had to stop to comment on something I really, really have grown to finally despise. Recently, I did the impossibly rare and actually had a conversation with a stranger who agreed with many of the same beliefs I hold that Ryan states about smartphones at around this point in the episode and, at the end of this intense exchange of unpopular ideas, the guy says I seem like a "chill dude". Puzzled, I looked at him and said, "I am probably the furthest thing from a chill dude there is and I think this conversation just showed that." No, Ryan, you are not "chill", neither guy nor dude nor otherwise, and I'm tired of that being thrown around as if it were the ultimate complement. Of course, this guy meant nothing by it except that he found me easy to relate to, but "chill dude" was all he had in the parlance of our times with which to express that and my natural unchillness insisted upon the rejection of a title bestowed upon my by the conclusion of events that very clearly illustrated the opposite. The championing of the chill dude is real just a way of celebrating a particular type of modern man that is either unable or unwilling to dissent, through words or through action, and does not or cannot present challenging, unique, or enlightening ideas, points of view, or even conversation. Be proud of your unwillingness to conform, even if it's to nonconformity, and wear your unchillness like a badge of honor. Chill behaved dudes rarely make history!

Luke Gordnier

Personally, I think Mel was tired from his hard working job of being the ambassador of Hollywood.

JokersJuicyAss

Though who knows, maybe if Joe had a wheel of Cheese he would've caused the great Three Stooges revival, and Ryan would be in federal prison for political reasons

Ryan Lancello

I hear ya, but I’m a pretty chill guy.

Steven Trotter

How did you not buy some of this guys cheese?

Lux Anatis

I found it funny you said that immediately before expressing another unpopular opinion about the role of technology in our everyday lives because of how similar it was to the situation I outlined. Plus I was a little tipsy when I wrote all that.

Macready31

I know what you mean about expensive gags. I recently went to Disneyland Star Wars night just so I could go and walk around with a TRON disc.

Nate Gonzales

Joe nailed it perfectly: the Mozzarella Guy situation definitely feels like an unused Kramer subplot. "It was bad cheese, Jerry. Bad cheese."

Nate Gonzales

The shirt. I can't. Better than anything from my imagination.

JokersJuicyAss

"Mozzarella isn't supposed to be hard Kramer"

Kyle Reitenauer

I just got done talking with Heather Grahams people on eBay. They confirmed she loved the mozz!

Nate Gonzales

"You gave Mel Gibson dysentery??" "Ohhhhh big time, Jerry. Newman and I are going into hiding."

Macready31

When the guy came back with the second cheese you should have told him that his contract with Mel was over and that he was now intruding on your life.

Mary and Steve

You didn’t get pics with Heather Graham? After Joe’s Indian in the Cupboard fantasy? 😂

Brett Lawrence

Thanks for doing these professional photo op moments, so we don’t have to! I’ve mostly stuck to meeting the B-movie celebs over the years, and most experiences have been positive ones.

Sidetracks

I didn't have any soft cheeses to offer her

JokersJuicyAss

Are you sure? Ah I'm probably would get banned if I keep going

ED H

Ok guys this story and the Jerry Lewis content made me subscribe. Love to hear your take on Cameo, it seems like the new way for celebrities to keep themselves out there. Also the price structure is an interesting way to track popularity.

Brent Dragoo

I don’t have any problem with this, but celebrity glamour has changed so much in even 15 years.

Lux Anatis

I wouldn't have a problem with it either if it weren't for the reason why.

JokersJuicyAss

I want to be a dick and say something like, "Oh you two were those annoying guys who smelt like bad cheese with a side of crusty shit I stood behind" but I feel like that would cause some bullshit, and I don't want to deal with, and Ryan should be the one that causes drama for the podcast for marketing reasons

JokersJuicyAss

If it gives us more Cheese Dagos I'll allow it

JokersJuicyAss

They actually did WAY back in the early days of the show when they were drunk

Jorge Torres

Just got done listening to the What Went Wrong pod and they spent a good 30 min crying (literally) about Mel getting nominated for an Oscar in 2017 after his controversies, meanwhile you guys go out and do this. It’s why you’ll always be my favorite podcast and I’ll stay a patron til the very end.

Joe's Music Hub

I’m going to a con this weekend that he’s gonna be at. Should I give him cheese?