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“How’s it going up there, Yin? Miantiao?” an amused voice asked, and Yin’s eyes fluttered open. She was warm and content as she laid in her hammock. She turned her head slightly and looked down to where Master Jin was smiling up at her. “Should it be higher or lower?”

“This is really fukkin’ great. Perfect height,” she said, giving him a thumbs up.

“Well, here's the five minute warning. We’re all gathering up for Bi De’s letter—and we’re going to do it in here,” he called up to her, to which Yin nodded. She was looking forward to hearing what had happened!

“You got it, Mast—” she cut herself off at his raised eyebrow. “Big Bro.”

Big Bro Jin snorted with amusement and left Yin to it. She watched him go for a moment before turning back to look at the glass ceiling of the greenhouse. The hammock was slung in roughly the middle of the greenhouse, and the glass concentrated the sun’s rays just enough to feel perfect—even in late afternoon it was just right.

It was really nice of Big Bro to show her this spot. The bed last night had been great, but this? This was perfect. Swaying on a hammock, within her Shifu’s greatest creation, with a glass of cold fruit juice and some tasty nuts…

They never got this much relaxing time back at the Peaks, and this was… exactly what she had needed. So far today she had eaten the most delicious breakfast she had eaten in eight months, built a giant snow golem, gotten a massage from Big Sis Mei, which had felt fantastic, and then Big Bro had given her this awesome spot to nap, and had brought her up fruit juice while Wa Shi had given her some snacks.

Like she had said before: it was really fuckkin’ great. Yin yawned and stretched, smacking her lips happily.

On her chest, her Shifu stirred, the old snake opening one bleary eye. His scars looked slightly less rough and painful these days, and a few of the biggest had actually shrunk down after his last shed. The first year, Shifu’s wounds hadn’t seemed to heal at all, only getting slightly less painful. But now Big Sis Meiling’s healing arts were working their magic, slowly and steadily. 

The only thing that was completely the same was Shifu’s broken back… but that too Big Sis Meiling was working on. Spines were delicate things, and she wanted to be absolutely certain nothing bad would happen—especially because the tests she had performed on fish only succeeded half the time.

But she was working on it, and that was all Yin could ask for.

‘Issss it time?’ Her Shifu asked, and Yin nodded.

“Want me to leave you up here for the last ray of the sun?’

The snake pondered things for a moment before shaking his head.

‘I do not wissshh to misss Tigu’s expression,’ the snake stated simply, looking amused. He nuzzled Yin’s cheek, then curled around her arm so she could move.

Yin filed that away, but didn’t ask any more questions. Instead, she rolled out of the hammock and dropped three stories to the ground. Her feet landed on soft grass, and she looked up at the hammock strung between the ceiling’s support beams. The only way up to the hammock was to jump up to the beams.

Yin stepped off the grass and onto stone. She set off towards the main seating area, once more marveling at how much even the  greenhouse had changed.

Like everything else, it was bigger… but just a bigger greenhouse wouldn’t have been that amazing.

Last year it had bare stone floors and raised planters. It had been very nice to have a warm place with a bit of green during winter, but that hadn’t been good enough for Big Bro Jin, apparently.

This year, the stone floors took up only a quarter of the space they once did, relegated mostly to small foot paths that wound between different sections of the greenhouse. A lot of the floor was now grass. There were still a bunch of raised planters that the vegetables grew in, but they were no longer the only thing. There were a couple of transplanted fruit trees, some berry bushes, and what had to be hundreds of flowers. There was even a small river and a few ponds—generated from water crystals. They were growing Wa Shi’s favorite river weeds that didn’t grow during the winter.

The plants weren’t the only life, either. Yin raised a finger as she walked, a butterfly landing briefly on it before the pretty blue and black thing fluttered off again.

Big Bro Jin had taken in some butterflies at the end of summer, who’s children now fluttered about and helped Vajra and her servants pollinate things.

Yin didn’t really understand the Spirit Beast bee at all; but that was fine. They’d be able to talk some day, and that was enough.

“Good job girls,” Yin said instead as she passed by some of the bees that were gathering more nectar. The bees turned and bobbed up and down like a bow. Yin grinned as she kept along the path, taking a detour to check out the sunflowers—her favourites.

It was… a magical place. And from what Big Bro had been talking about, if the expedition south all went well, it would get even prettier.

It truly was a piece of transplanted summer made possible only by Qi-wrought glass. In addition to these were the “conservatories” attached directly to the houses as well as the glass drinking vessels, porcelain plates, and clay pickling jars… Her Shifu and Master Jin had truly outdone themselves.

…and maybe, just maybe, if her Shifu was feeling well enough, he could start taking apprentices? And then, the whole of the Azure Hills could see such wonders! Wouldn’t that be that ‘irony’ thing? Shifu’s village that Sun Ken had destroyed would instead have a monument in every village; a glass house to help them through the winter.

She’d bring it up to her Shifu later.

Yin and her Shifu arrived at the meeting place not long after, her steps light and a smile firmly on her face. She could feel the warmth of the sun, inside her body and out.

They were the last to arrive. Huo Ten and Pi Pa were drinking tea with Big Sis Meiling, Bowu, and Chun Ke. Tigu and Big Bro Jin were sitting on the bank of the artificial river with their feet in the water, talking to Wa Shi. Xianghua and Gou Ren were leaning against each other on a stone bench. Bei Be, to Yin’s surprise, was watching over Zhuye, the child crawling along the grass.

Xiulan was wrapped up in a blanket and dozing still.

Big Bro Jin smiled as he saw them and then stood up.

“Alright everybody, gather around—I’ll wake up the Xiu-Shi roll,” he said, looking amused. Yin was a bit confused, before realizing who he was talking about. She snorted. Xiulan did look kind of like some strange dessert, or food item, all rolled up like that.

Jin stuck his finger, wet from the river, in the woman’s ear.

Yin burst out laughing as Xiulan yelped, flailing for a moment in her blanket—before turning and glaring impotently at him.

Big Bro just stuck his tongue out and dried off his hands. He then picked up a scroll that was sitting beside a pile of woodblocks and began to read it.

Fa Bi De pays his respects to his Great Master, the Healing Sage, and his fellow disciples…

And thus, they settled down to listen to the story of Bi De’s journey. One of Yin’s closest friends, the one who had brought them to this wonderful, wonderful place.

They listened in relative silence as their journey progressed—until a certain line.

Thus, to facilitate our infiltration of the Shrouded Mountain Sect and investigate the potential Demonic presence, we transformed into humans.

“Ha! I knew they could do it!” Tigu shouted. “Come on, let's see what they look like! I’m sure Bi De looks insufferably smug, and Ri Zu is short!”

Yin noticed practically everybody who had stayed at home turned to look at Tigu, as Big Bro Jin pulled out the woodprint and turned it around.

Vibrant red hair immediately caught Yin’s eyes. A perfect, masculine face. Muscles for days. And those green eyes—Yin swallowed as her heart sped up.

“Wow,” she breathed out.

And then Tigu broke the spell.

“That rat is going to be absolutely insufferable when she gets back, isn't she?” The woman asked, her eyes glaring at the second person in the image. Yin managed to tear her eyes away from Bi De and look at—

Oh, so that's why everybody else was watching her. Yin turned to Tigu after that too, taking in her twitching eyebrow.

“Why?! It isn’t fair, damn it! Why does she get freckles! And after saying my taste is weird, look! Look at her arms, she has some muscle there!” Tigu marched up to the wooden block and glared at Ri Zu. “Look! Look at that little smirk! She's mocking me! I know it!”

“She’s cute though,” Big Sis Mei said, smirking.

“Of course, they’re both good looking! How could Ri Zu be anything but devastatingly cute when she looks like Mistress?! How could Bi De not be handsome when he looks like a girly version of Master?!” Tigu demanded. “I’ll admit that Bi De’s musculature is nearly perfect… but he would be better with a bit more ruggedness! And what the hells is this?!” A finger jabbed at Ri Zu’s chest. “Why are they so big?!”

Yin pulled out the snacks Wa Shi had given her for the hammock and settled in, a smile on her face as Tigu ranted.

Fuck, she loved being home.

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They did eventually get through the story.

It was quite a tense one, full of twists and turns… But Yin contented herself with one fact; there had been no demons and the old bastard Shen Yu was currently bearing down on them.

She was still afraid of the man. She still didn’t like him, for threatening her home.

But if that asshole was on the case? The demons were fucked.

Yin went to sleep on the hammock, content.

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Working on SOL again feels nice. Goin g to be a bit more of this before we get into the meat again.

Edited by: Brandon “Philosophysics” Zhang-Leong, Ayje, Massgamer, 

Comments

frankie doerr

It’s so nice to read my comfort chapter

taukid

Wow, they have their own pocket dimension* now *Dimension may still be in this universe

AkiIokuaAG

We all love to read your SoL.

Cindermoth

Yep, Tigu's rant was as great as anyone could have hoped. And looks like the sunbun has the hots. Oh boy I'm looking forward to everyone being back. It's going to be great!

Really_Big

SOL is what I originally cane to this story for and is still some of my favorite moments in the whole story. Honestly love all of your writing.

Tani

You can't say "Get back to the meat" when this IS the meat, Imma go nap, get back to me when the demons are all dead.

Cam Hearth

The SOL is what I love the most! I’m perfectly fine with as much of it as you’ll feed us! Thanks CF! Glad to have you back :)

Benji

Pretty sure it was covered already, but now that we know of Rizu's proportions, do we know if Big D lives up to his name?

Justin Ingram

That was an enjoyable relaxing read. Helped me take a breather and chill! Thanks for the chapter.

Drew

YOU write the best SOL. BoC wouldn't be nearly as fun and entertaining a story without these scenes. Getting to read them as they're released is a perfect escape from everyday life for a little while.

Bob

I just realised after ages skimping over the editor names that philosophysic is also the author of the Nightvale in Touhou story. All this I feel like that name is familar for some reason.

leopard eye

Kinda wondering what Yin would think if she found MeiMei's bunny costume?

Aaron Levenson

This is the meat that got me into this series. The rest is meat as well. But it's as though this is a perfectly seared fillet mignon with a delicate sauce meant to be savored. Paired with a fine tea and polished off with an entire spa day. While the rest is a 64 oz cut of top sirloin thrown onto a hot rock by a guy named cookie. Cookie speaks only in grunts frowns on any table wear that's not edged and puts lard on EVERYTHING, but you'll fight a bear for the last strip of gristle it's so good.

Catherine

This was great thanks. I loved Tigu’s rant and how everyone was waiting for it :) Just one thing: “…and we’re going to do it in here,” They actually did the reading out by the river so is this part still right or am I missing something?

Akki

I can't wait for the Guan siblings to start the Southern Expedition and take Wa Shi with them thinking they're lugging around a fish only to realise that he's really a dragon.

Paul S.

These kinds of chapters are what I read BoC for. "Slice of life" and a good life at that. A bit of fun, a few tears, every now and then some action.

Wyatt

Ahahahahaha. "But if that asshole was on the case? The demons were fucked"

Lonnie Sizemore

The slice of life is nice. Yin is a fun perspective. Thanks!

Sol's Stories

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THIS SHIT IS SO GOOD. Genuinely so pleasant and joyful to read. I can't give enough praise to you CF. Your story allows me to forget about everything for a few minutes and it's very nice

Moatdog

Once again the true harem cultivator protagonist is about to strike

WarStrider72

Ah, the power of the hammock to put one at rest!

Just A Dude

I've always thought this stuff IS the meat, and the action sections are the filler.

William Johnson

Yin needs more of that fruit juice, girl is thirsty. As has been stated above, this is the meat. The action chapters are how we get new characters that are then incorporated in to the main story properly titled Chillin' at the Fa Ram.

Zach Cooper

I love slice of life keep it coming!!! Please id love it if there was a chapter about the rumbling earth sect now that they know about rumblin yao and the truth about wreckerballs/roadspinners.

Ender419

It looks like Ri Zu may need to contend with having a truple by allowing Yin into the relationship because the sun & the moon are symbiotic to each other.

Old Dog

As always, thank you for the (awesome) chapter. Time to break out the hammock.

Skelethin

Thirsty Yin is hilarious. Does this mean that Big D is getting his harem before Jin? Or will Xuilan finally cave to Meimei's dastardly scheme to get herself a harem?

The Frumpled Rabbit

Dang. I really enjoyed that this was not a harem. I am really hoping that continues to be the case, but the author seems to be pushing for it more and more. That's... Disappointing... I love this story, but if it ever gets to the point of an official harem, I may drop it, as it goes against what the original story was about.

Mikah B

I love this series so much ❤️ I’m so happy it’s back

Matthew Bartlett

Forgot how much you post when not editing/sick. Love the updates. Such good vibes from this chapter.

ekwood

Looking forward to whenever we get another Vajra chapter. She must have been fired up to have so much new winter real-estate.

Kira Hikari

So I may be pretty damn dense but has anyone else noticed that the only zodiac missing is Ram and horse? Anyone else hoping for a baby Quilin or dragon horse as the horse?

Jay

I'm really enjoying this series CF; it has its lighthearted moments that make you feel good when reading, along with some epic fights! Plus, it's hilarious that Bi De instantly gets a harem when he becomes human. I loved Tigu's comment, "How could Bi De not be handsome when he looks like a girly version of Master?!" which is the perfect way to describe Bi De imo. Typically, I don't like harems, but if, out of all the characters, Bi De is the only one to have a harem, I wouldn't mind it. My only critique of this series is that Xullan definitely needs to be in a relationship with someone other than Jin. It's kind of strange that Tigu, Bi De, Chunky, Gou Ren, and Yun Ren all gets into a relationships before Xullan does. And since Jin already has the perfect wife in Meiling, Xullan needs to move on rather than be stuck next to her "step-brother" imo.

Mikah B

I want Xiulan to be in a relationhi with Meiling but not with Jin lol

John D Jones

I think the key to Xuilan is that in any "normal" cultivation story, she'd be the big-boobed ornament/girlfriend to the protagonist. In this one she kind of is the, or a, protagonist.

Storm1718

I understand why people are against harems and polyamory when it comes to stories like this. Too many have given harems to the protagonist for simply existing. But nobody is asking CF to just start adding in random people for no reason. The relationships between the characters in this story are incredible and plenty of interactions have made me tear up. I have seen enough from this authors writing to believe that if this story does go down that route, then it will be done remarkably. If you are upset with that possibility simply because of previous stories messing it up, then you are only insulting CF after giving us this wonderful story so far. If your discomfort is simply because of your own beliefs, then that’s a YOU problem.