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Bi De opened his eyes to the wooden interior of the hut Master Forest Sweeper had loaned them.

It was slightly too small, but it was warm and cozy—and doubly warm, for Bi De was currently being hugged to Yushang’s stomach, the woman using him as a cushion, and Yun Ren’s arm as a pillow.

On the other side of Yun Ren, Han's back was pressed against the man’s side, while Shao Heng slept sitting up. Fenxian was further still on the other side of Shao Heng, and finally, Yingwen had the bed, still the most injured.

Yet he was improving every day, as the heat and Ri Zu’s talent enabled him to begin exercising in earnest, his new limb working with him rather than against him.

Bi De took all of this in, then breathed out.

Today was the fourth day. Three more days left.

Bi De gave his companions five more minutes, then wiggled out of Yushang’s grasp and rose. He felt Ri Zu stirring on his back as he opened the door and hopped onto the roof.

He closed his eyes and felt the light of the silver moon—as well as the barest hints of the sun’s rays below the horizon and out of sight.

Bi De raised his voice to meet it, and poured his Qi into the world.

His companions heeded his call, arising from their slumber filled with vigor. They once more strode out into the snow, and Yushang looked up at Bi De.

“Even if this wakes me up more, I still say the singing was nicer… ” she grumped, as she moved past the chicken on the roof and started on her morning routine.

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Spooks, as reliable as always, arrived not too long after they had finished their morning routines, bringing with him the bounty of the forest. Spooks was an amusing fellow, and Bi De had a hard time figuring out if the Thunderhoof was being serious or joking at times, but he was a dutiful and polite disciple, aside from his habit of appearing behind people unannounced.

The lichens, mushrooms, and nuts were quite tasty and packed with Qi, as befitting this forest.

After they broke their fast, they again traveled to the Eternal Winterbloom, where they began their training once more.

Bi De’s leg slammed into Yingwen’s guard and broke through it—this time from the power of the blow rather than Yingwen’s leg buckling.

Bi De immediately paused and retreated, allowing the man to reset himself.

“How was that?” he asked, curious.

“About as unpredictable as the artificial demons,” Yingwen replied, rubbing his chest. “Those spines of Qi you crafted were one of the weapons they used, hidden within their bodies.”

Bi De nodded, stroking his wattles. “Very high resistance to pain and damage, hidden demonic weapons that may or may not be poisoned, and a complete disregard for their own health. They will certainly be a trying foe.”

“Without the benefit of an ambush, they will be much less effective,” Yingwen said. “We know now our enemy and their tricks, so they will be less able to surprise us. Thank you for the pointer in any case, Bi De. Allow me to catch my breath, and we may begin again.”

Bi De nodded and turned his attention to the rest of the clearing.

Fenxian was currently locked in a duel with Spooks. Blade clashed against antler. At the First Stage of the Profound Realm, Spooks had a solid foundation, and his cultivation style played to all his strengths. The freezing chill he could summon, his bulk, and his antlers made for a solidly built juggernaut of an opponent that could simply outlast people, sapping their strength in a battle of endurance.

Yushang was meditating beside the tree and would occasionally lash out with her sword through an empty space—the space where Yun Ren’s technique was located, trying to disrupt it.

Ri Zu and Shao Heng traded their own pointers. The man deflected Ri Zu’s thrown needles and advanced with purpose, closing the distance. Though much weaker in body and cultivation since his injury, Shao Heng was still a skilled, wily opponent. He was a man who was used to fighting things stronger than him, and surviving ambushes. He weathered Ri Zu’s assault  admirably, and when he was finally spent, he assisted Ri Zu by setting up verbal scenarios for her to walk through, and how to identify snow patches for signs of disturbance other than wind.

Finally, Han had his hands on a formation, using the formula he had created to imbue an artificial Spirit into Yingwen’s sword, enabling it to channel his Qi better, and accept a greater reinforcement than the blade would normally allow.

Bi De smiled slightly.

In spite of everything, Bi De couldn’t help but find the time spent preparing for the storm Master Forest Sweeper was summoning…satisfying. And maybe even somewhat enjoyable.

Yes, they were preparing for battle against a demonic foe in a land so cold even cultivators would freeze to death, but after his time in the Inner Sect of the Shrouded Mountain Sect, where everybody just wanted to get ahead, there was something… pure about all of them working together to obtain strength.

It was almost like being back home; different people doing their best upon their chosen path, all working together towards a common goal. It was like the couple of stories Shen Yu had told Bi De about his time in the Cloudy Sword Sect.

Bi De loved Fa Ram, and loved farming, but unlike his Great Master, Bi De had never disliked meditating or cultivating. On the contrary, he found it immensely satisfying to meditate on the world. But unlike simply sitting down for hours for the nebulous goal of ‘getting stronger,’ this came with a clear and present end to work towards, and Bi De felt that that was helping.

Bi De was a cultivator. He was not his master, and he was not on the same path as his master. For the sake of his family, and for Fa Ram, he would continue to challenge the heavens. He could not turn away from this path.

“I am prepared,” Yingwen said, settling himself.

Bi De turned back to Yingwen and nodded, obliging him. Once more, they dueled, and Yingwen lasted slightly longer.

They traded sparring partners. They took turns meditating. They got together to discuss hypothetical plans of action, or create contingencies if one of them was wounded.

They prepared.

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In the second half of the day, Bi De worked on perfecting his own technique. It was quite taxing to use, but the air of this place, though cold, was as nourishing as Fa Ram’s and the Howling Fang Mountains's.

He was thankful Master Forest Sweeper had conjured blocks of ice for him to strike; at half a li tall, as thick as ten men, and reinforced somewhat by the Thunderhooves Qi, they were effective at resisting him.

Until he finally figured out what he was doing wrong with the initial impact, at any rate.

Bi De touched the perfectly smooth tunnel he had bored through the block and nodded with satisfaction.

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As they came upon the sixteenth hour of training and prepared to leave the clearing, Bi De turned to the Everbloom.

And though he wouldn't turn away from the path of cultivation, that did not mean he would ever fail to honor his Master’s teachings.

He bowed his head in thanks to the great tree, and the Frozen Font, and gave to them his Qi.

The land here had not the warmth of Tianlan. But neither was it the brutal savagery he was expecting when he first gave to this inhospitable land his thanks. It was similar to the indifference of the Howling Fang Mountains.

It accepted his offering of Qi, and did nothing. The world did not suddenly become warmer. He didn’t suddenly feel more protected. Nothing changed at all.

But that was fine. The earth had already given to him. To be greedy and ask for more would have been uncouth.

He turned back to his companions, and they went back to the little cottage.

Shen Yu, Nezan, and Master Forest Sweeper awaited them.

“You have done well,” Shen Yu said simply. “So some reward and motivation are in order.”

The old man touched his storage ring and removed something that made all of their eyes widen.

A jug, stamped with a maple leaf and a rice stalk.

A jug of maple syrup.

Yun Ren’s eyes widened. Ri Zu squeaked happily… and then more happily still, as Shen Yu pulled out more food from home.

“Wait… is this the “maple” stuff you talked about?” Han asked.

Bi De nodded.

“Behold, the bounty of Fa Ram,” he declared.

Maple-glazed roasted nuts. Indeed, it was a true bounty, and Bi De did enjoy seeing the others' reactions to the syrup. From Yingwen’s look of shock, to Han’s blissful smile, to Yushang’s happy squirming... and to the comically wide eyes of Spooks.

‘It feels like I’ve been missing something all my life, and it suddenly appeared! It's like an old friend—Master! Master, you have to try this!’ the young Thunderhoof sobbed as he licked his lips. ‘It's the truth of the universe!’

Master Forest Sweeper turned his great head to Shen Yu.

‘...did they give my apprentice drugs?’ he asked, looking utterly baffled.

The great Spirit Beast’s construct approached the jug and sniffed deeply, before licking a small bit off the ladle.

His eyes widened, and his pupils dilated. He raised his head and bellowed so loud the very forest shook. The aurora above flashed and sparkled, and lightning coursed through the clear sky as Master Forest Sweeper’s mantle took shape.

‘Nectar! Sweet Nectar!’ he roared with delight.

Bi De laughed, getting the feeling that for some reason his Master would find this just as amusing.

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Sorry for the late post, this one fought me a lot.

Edited by: Brandon “Philosophysics” Zhang-Leong, Ayje, BargleNawdleZouss

Comments

BargleNawdleZouss

I very much appreciate that Shen Yu has learned from his confrontation with Jin, and is using the carrot as much as the stick in motivating his pupils.

Kurohyo

that ending

martin m

Love this!!! Shen Yu learns how to motivate!! And the gifts of Fa Ram amaze even more people 😎

Marian Ch

Shen might have many a treasure inside that ring, but I bet none are as precious as the farm goods Jin gave him.

Bunny Waffles

All moose must appreciate the greatness of the Maple Syrup!

Sean Ulrich

I will admit to cackling joyously when the giant spirit moose got high on Maple Syrup

StarBat

Lizardman shaman in the house?

leopard eye

A moose eating maple syrup. Now all we need is two beaver's playing ice hockey and the place would be so charged with 'Eh' engergy you'd be hearing the winds and trees sing the Canadian national anthem.

Randall Brynsvold

Is Bi De going to be there long enough to wake up another province's spirit?

Nick

Tftc

Stavros Istoria

Ending reminds me of the time the dragon born shaman first tasted cheese in Goblin Slayer, as his next words were near identical.

Len

Whelp...I know where spooks is going after this...the farm is about to get a Moose! , my master forest sweeper sent me to learn the mysteries of making that sweet nectar..Maple Syrup.

Bruno Harvey

I'm just picturing both spook and forest sweeper doing moose tippy taps

Lanter

SWEETS!!!🤩😍🤩

AkiIokuaAG

Even if Spooks doesn’t stay at the farm, he and his master are likely going to do some negotiations with Jin. Here’s hoping he can name one moose Bullwinkle.

Justin Ingram

Thanks for the chapter and the syrup!

Randall Brynsvold

It's Bi De's talent to turn a powerful strike technique into something boring.

Dnaps

I see that even QI Moose are going to Moose.

Maria Klein

Love the reaction to maple! I can totally see Jin trading maple syrup for plants

Anzer'ke (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 04:00 Some Cultivator is going to find themselves tasked with making a long and perilous journey to that forest...to deliver jugs of maple syrup
2024-06-06 11:08

Alex Ingraham

Loved the chapter! Especially Master Forest Sweeper’s "...did they give my apprentice drugs?" 😂

WarStrider72

Maple syrup is indeed ambrosia, food of the gods

BigBro Bluesman

So is he going to go to each province and do this? I won't lie. That would be pretty awesome to say but does that mean we're going to see every single province?

Gg

Foodgasm! Always nice to see

Truedragon5374

I love how maple syrup completely overshadows the fact that a moose can apparently conjure ice pillars the size of skyscrapers.

Ligeia

Thanks for another fun chapter! Clearly the mooses have a stronger reaction to maple syrup than almost anyone else. Love it! Master Forest Sweeper made his apprentice's reaction look boring, for sure! Jin's North American delights are winning over half the province with pure Canadian *niceness* and courtesy and food and everything else he has to offer!

thomas flipsen

I'm really enjoying volume 5 so far!

Gg

Tftc! Also foodgasm always nice to see

Truedragon5374

It's both ironic and understandable that the moose was concerned with cultivators giving his boy drugs considering it's normal for them to regularly consume pills made from kaiju bone powder and exotic herbs.

Leon

I love how Be De offers his Qui and comes to the conclusion nothing happens like in the mountains. Funny how even one so observant is blind to the fact that his new breathing technique might have actually come from somewhere. (Though it did take a while for ShrounMountainChan to coalesce so it might indeed in this case achieve nothing)

VoraliaEatums

‘Nectar sweet nectar!’ Is that a Goblin Slayer reference?

Gray Code

It's approaching the winter solstice, and they're deep inside the Arctic circle. If there's an earth spirit up there it may be _deeply_ asleep at this point, and be _far_ more active when summer swings round.

Aune

so... we need like a flashback'future style chapter where Forest sweeper arrives at of Verdant Hill in all his glory(sign of respect of course for the Map-Master of this place)

D J Meigs

The first image that popped into my mind was of Jin sitting on the hill overlooking Fa Ram drinking some mead with a giant moose next to him his head halfway in a jar of maple syrup 😄. I wonder what about the syrup is so compelling to the sweepers. Is it just delicious? I remember Xiulan saying it had Earth and fire qi, and the sweepers seem to have thunder and ice qi so I don’t think it just matches them perfectly.

Ug the Wolfman

Moose-nip.....which makes me wonder if catnip will effect Tigu....or say a red bit of glass used to make the "evil red dot"

John D Jones

Probably not now, especially since she's taken human form. In cat form she was more subject to instincts, which is one reason it was harder for her to suppress a desire to go after Ri Zu. But she was intelligent and sentient even then, so she was able to do that.

Ormus Von Orbulon

Just like in 'Goblin Slayer' -- The Lizardman in full Cheese-Mania mode. 'Sweet Nectar' is even more appropriate now

Discordant Note

So moose introduced to maple syrup fantastic. I hope Gramps knows he just got an entire species addicted to sugary amber gold.