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“… first thing in the morning he takes a big swig—and gets a mouthful of horse piss!” 

Tianzhe Minyan, who had been restraining herself, couldn’t help the honest laughter that broke free. Ge and Shou made not even a token effort—both started howling. Ge was holding his stomach, while Shou was hitting the table with his fist. Yukong’s shoulders shook with mirth, hand planted onto her face as if to hide her laughter..

Minyan could just imagine Shen Yu, his eyes bugged out comically and a look of dawning horror upon his face—an expression she had seen enough times.

And really, the sheer audacity! That a boy had dared to visit such indignities upon the Unconquered Blade—and that Shen Yu had fallen for them—was truly adding flowers to a lovely view.

“How did you even get enough horse piss to fill a drinking gourd?” Ge asked, a giant grin on his face.

“With patience, quick feet, and a bucket,” was the cheeky reply, provoking a fresh round of laughter.

“Nephew, your uncle pays his respects to your skill!” Shou managed to get out between his laughs, and Minyan shook her head with amusement. Shou had always been prickly and concerned with propriety… but that was apparently thrown behind his head when the target was Shen Yu.

“Look at this. I do everything for him, and he visits such a grievous injury upon his Grandfather!” Shen Yu had a look of mock offense on his face, but he too had a massive smile, his eyes twinkling as he just laughed along with the tale.

“Haaa?! You deserved it, you old goat! I brought those candied nuts with my own money, and you decided that they went well with your booze!” came the instant rebuttal, and both of them started childishly swatting at each other. Beside the boy, his wife and Shen Yu’s other disciple—in his human form—were chuckling along. All of the others had retired to look after the babe and grant them some privacy.

It was an honest struggle for Minyan to compose herself enough to stop laughing at the tale. The boy was not just good but great at telling stories. His depictions of the antics he’d indulged in was enough to break even Minyan’s composure.

She finally managed to calm herself by taking a sip of the mead, a pleasant, golden yellow drink that tasted and felt like the first time she had ever consumed alcohol—warm in all the right ways.

They were quite deep into their cups, all of the high level cultivators allowing the peasant buzz to be felt. Minyan took one of the last rice noodle rolls, filled with beef, fresh herbs, and familiar spices. Shen Yu had most assuredly kept and instructed the boy on how to use the spices, but the fact that he had gotten this close to the familiar taste of the Isle was impressive.

She looked up at the boy and his bright smile, then sighed.

Minyan had arrived at this place wanting to dislike the boy. 

When she had first met him and he had been introduced as Shen Yu’s grandson, she had nearly struck him down. Grandson. The blood of that beast, the wicked fruit of that woman. The woman who had ruined everything. Who had stolen Shen Yu’s heart, wrapped him around her fingers, only to produce a disgusting, vile creature—a worthless thing that killed her.

Pathetic.

Even thinking about it made Minyan’s Qi grow sharp and jagged, like icicles violently bursting out of a body.

She hated few things—most simply were not worthy of that level of her attention. She was indifferent to them.

Tianzhe Minyan loathed that bitch and her spawn with every fiber of her being.

They had marred, tarnished the wonderful, beautiful blade she had gotten the privilege of seeing forged. A blade of such breathtaking majesty that it shone over the entire world.

One of her oldest and dearest friends, the one she had known would ascend and become immortal—reduced.

Her heart broke, and at the same time it burned with fury that he was doing that to himself. Hurting himself for nothing. It had been a monster. Cast it down and think no more on it.

Shen Yu had nearly broken from her. He had then run from the very thing that had brought him low, refusing to sire more children. A weakness. A flaw in his cultivation. One that saw him turn from the vital force that he was, the Unconquered Blade, into something nearly unworthy of himself.

He should be stronger than that. He would be stronger than that… perhaps with some more time, had been her thought.

But alas, what was done was done. And today, for the first time in over three hundred years… she could see true light in Shen Yu’s eyes again.

For that the boy—Rou Jin—was… acceptable. If Shen Yu had broken his oath to sire no more children she still would have been wroth. For him to know of her desires and still do that? No. She did not think even Shen Yu would dare. But a boy taken off the streets and raised as an apprentice? Specifically because he reminded Shen Yu of himself?

That was only right. Had not Minyan promised to take in any recruit who managed to climb the eighteen Li tall Spiritual Herb Stalk that connected Soaring Heaven’s Isle to the land below, just as her own Master had done for her?

In that… Minyan could see no fault nor take offense for his adoption.

And even without his relation to Shen Yu… he didn't have a bad temperament. She turned her eyes to him—he noticed her quick glance and his eyes flicked down to her cup, which was nearly empty. Wordlessly, he raised a bottle of his mead, and at her nod he filled her cup, both hands on the bottle to properly show his respect.

She could never imagine that creature lowering himself to serve anyone anything. She didn’t even remember him pouring his father’s cup, the few times she had been able to stomach his presence.

By any standard, Jin’s demeanor was entirely tolerable. Perhaps a touch too familiar, and just a bit too boisterous… but considering his upbringing, that was entirely acceptable.

He had even avoided the trap most men fell into—his eyes had not wandered. Even when he had greeted the Disciples of Soaring Heaven’s Isle’s sect, he had been more concerned with getting them food than appreciating their beauty.

Seiyu had been quite taken with him, and she would probably be inconsolable with the fact that he was already married… if she did not take it as a challenge.

He was a good, upstanding, and virtuous young man. The Spirit Beasts around him, those creatures that were normally harbingers of destruction, all bowed their heads and called him Master with genuine reverence. Minyan had only known of one awakened Spirit Beast that was like these ones… and that had been her fellow Elder, Han Song’s, childhood dog. A dragon lived in Jin’s halls of his own free will.

His wife was no quiet flower either. Hong Meiling had genuine skills; Shen Yu was right, Minyan did want her for the Sect. The Anti-Demonic Qi Formation was a brilliantly simple piece of work—but Minyan knew that even if she did make the offer, she would be refused. Hong Meiling’s child was new to this world, and asking a mother to leave so soon after birth was rank stupidity.

She had been impressed with Jin’s talent for growing herbs. Shou’s praise was no small thing, and even her fellow Elders, Lili and Dongmei, freely admitted the Hidden Forest’s mastery of Spiritual Herbs.

But he was also unguarded. He spoke and gave away knowledge too freely, and now Minyan knew how to grow the Silver Yin Lotus. He readily answered her questions when she idly asked about them, and even showed them the underlying meaning and methods of his techniques. Minyan knew nothing of beekeeping, but she was fairly certain that one had to destroy the hive to collect the honey—those sliding frames were a clever notion done well, and she would remember them.

It was a bit annoying that he was so tolerable. She would have to figure out some way to repay him, instead of taking them as her due. Tolerable and… softer than Shen Yu had been at that age. Well, not softer—calmer. Less angry at the world, less ready to fight it tooth and nail.

She could see the quiet strength in his eyes. It almost seemed beyond his years, and she had a feeling it had to do with whatever had caused Ge and the Cloudy Sword Sect to apologise to him. Something fateful had happened. Something that had driven Shen Yu’s boy here. A mystery.

For a moment, she contemplated disturbing the peace and asking what happened.

For a moment.

Instead, she looked into Shen Yu’s eyes. The blazing, unclouded eyes.

… the boy was good for him. Shen Yu’s path was finally correcting itself. Why ruin a good thing for the sake of mere curiosity, when she could tease the story from Shen Yu’s lips?

So instead, she simply sat back and listened. She listened to a childhood in Crimson Crucible City… and then a story about a young man, his rooster, and his wife, on a freshly cleared plot of land.

From a rooster’s first thoughts and experiences, to a wedding, to a dramatic tournament finish. Up until a battle less than a month finished.

Ge and Shen Yu chimed in with their own stories.  

Most of the stories were not particularly grand. Yet Tianzhe Minyan found herself enjoying them all the same.

This place… wasn’t bad, she decided. Not bad at all.

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And so Day 1 ends. Day 2 soon begins.

Editors: Massgamer, BargleNawdleZouss, Aaron “Pastafarian” Sofaer

Comments

Andrew Denton

It did not escape me that Minyan's description of the mead was the same as Shen Yu's.

WarStrider72

Me at the end: WAIT.... THAT'S IT? WHERES THE REST!????

Deltoren

Dammit these chapters go by too fast I need more. More!!

WarStrider72

Nice to see some similarities between the main story and the SHI universe. Minyan laughing at the switched wine and Seiyu being infatuated with the young master. Now to wait for Day 2 with Washy to dazzle them with his knowledge of egg recipes!

Enochi

Love it. Lady Falcon is a treasure. Though it does make me very curious about Shen Yu's Wife. We know so very little about her. I am very curious about the woman who managed to sway The Unconquered Blade from the icy beauty.

Len

nice nice...she is a lot...calmer internally than i thought..now to wait on the storm wings arrival and the rest of the CSS disciples.

THEMIGHTYBOXHEAD

tftc!!! glad to see how everyone is relaxing at the heaven on earth that is Jin's place

Cindermoth

The ice queen is warming up. Also, bloody hells, Shen Yu's son killed his mother?! CF, you're dropping nuclear lore bombs during dinner!

jord

This story has peak vibes. Love the generally chill atmosphere.

Emily Gurnavage

"any recruit who managed to climb the eighteen Li tall Spiritual Herb Stalk that connected Soaring Heaven’s Isle to the land below" Goddamn, isn't a Li soooomewhat similar to a kilometer or mile in distance? Thats how ive been picturing distances so far, at least. That's a damn high stalk to climb.

Zero Wrath

Thanks for the chapter!

Michael Larsen

Also, talk about Shen Yu’s father? I want to know more!

Will Iam

Thanks for the chapter. Quick question \, is the current schedule 2 times a week arounf monday and thursday?

MARK MACKNET

Out of curiosity I would love to see master snake transform into human form. Would he be a hunched over and wounded or would he be free from the injuries that he currently has.

Ligeia

Thanks for another terrific chapter, CF! You could put out a chapter every day and I'd read them with as much enthusiasm and delight as I do these. You really know how to make characters three-dimensional -- and trust me, that's a rare ability!

BigBro Bluesman

If she asks why he shares his knowledge so willingly I can just see him look her in the eyes and tell her "knowledge unshared and unused is worthless."

Len

CF don't forget about posting the prologue @RR. This CH is the 6th chapter that RR has not seen yet

Michael Larsen

I’m calling my shot: Minyan is going to be the first of the elders to figure out that Jin isn’t aiming for immortality.

Albyihat

I hope they all play hockey

Dwayne Parker

Wonder if Rou is going to have to “become the mountain” at some point while they’re around.

Splutty

"peasant buzz" -> "pleasant buzz"?

Alex

If we ever do get the story about Shen Bu, it's not going to be pretty. Everyone who knew him - including Shen Yu - talks about him like he was an absolute monster. And these people are CULTIVATORS. Heinous acts like rape and murder are pretty par for the course among cultivators because they have a 'might makes right' attitude towards the world, and they tend to think of individuals with lesser cultivation (PARTICULARLY mortals) as being completely inconsequential. To reach the visceral disgust people have towards Bu, he must have been above-and-beyond levels of evil.

Stuffed Duck

"This place… wasn’t bad, she decided. Not bad at all." After the northern expedition, all the elders present will have 'important business" to attend to in the future ... just to take a staycation at Fa Ram.

Chimera80

“They were quite deep into their cups, all of the high level cultivators allowing the peasant buzz to be felt” => is ‘peasant’ intentional there? I mean, it *could* be plausible, if she’s got her nose far enough in the air…

Gopard

Thanks for the chapter!

Shawn Banks

So glad to have regular chapters back. These really are the highlights of my screentime these days.

BuccoBruce

My gosh I inhale these chapters… I start reading and then am done before I know it

Buck

I find myself liking Minyan despite her standoffishness. I very much hope that her dreams relating to Shen Yu come true for her. It is apparent that she loves him very much and I believe that Shen Yu feels the same about her. Perhaps the Son of Heaven will allow Shen Yu to take back his oath to sire no more children so that Shen Yu and Minyan might find happiness at last. TFTC!

Often Irrelephant

"Seiyu had been quite taken with him, and she would probably be inconsolable with the fact that he was already married… if she did not take it as a challenge." I know the Stormwings are powerful, but this is Mei's home turf. Talk about finding out...

David Eddy

I have a serious problem with almost every chapter you write....They keep coming to an end.

jeffrey niski

I definitely go back and reread the chapters because I need so many many more of them.

Aaron S

I’m wondering if he’s going to show them all the crystal. Or tell them the truth. more than likely, they all already know about the path of Shennong, and Shou could probably give it in some really good advice about how to help Tianlan recover. They should all be very invested in discovering a process by which low chi regions like the Hills could be empowered if only so that those lands could then produce more cultivators for the empire

Truedragon5374

This was nice. Though I'm a bit disappointed we didn't witness firsthand the arrival of the Disaster Sisters.

Duke of Coffee

Truly a Tsundere for a reason. Still holding a grudge like that is certainly stressful, I wonder if they will get together more often, Minyan and Shen Yu.

Anzer'ke (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 04:00 This chapter really made me realise just how deeply Shen Bu would have loathed Jin/Rou. Between canon and all of Casual's AUs we know that he is incredibly talented and lucky as a cultivator. A man who forged himself (as much as that is possible) and proves again and again to be a worthy son of Imperial realm cultivators. He's also kind, humble, secure and confident in himself. Shen Bu would have hated him, so so much.
2025-02-20 23:49

Benjamin Shklyar

Huh I don't remember the cultivators meeting his zhuye. Was that just skipped over or did I miss something in the previous chapters? Because I would have liked at least sort of a reaction from the cultivators for him not just being married but with a kid as well and Shen yu proudly displaying him to his friends

Kasinki

I love the exploration of Minyan's character. More than just a two bit thundered. Thanks for the chapter CF!

Mrdelta

I like the juxtaposition between Minyan, and Meiling, in these last two chapters. It makes me kind of want a tea party with Meiling, Minyan, and the Lady Magistrate.

Geoffrey Sullivan

Once again, Minyan is everything I *expected,* and yet manages to be *far more,* as well. You've taken someone described by mere tropes beforehand, and turned her into a character I already find *interesting* and wise, in only a single chapter. *Well done,* and thank you.

matthew gilley

I'm a little sad rizu hasn't gotten a chance to show off. Surely Minyan would want Rizu for the sect, as she is not off the table as meiling is.

John D Jones

I'm waiting for Jin to start picking Ge's brain about his experiences in the south - specifically to see if he's seen coffee or cocoa plants. You think Xuilan has made indecent noises before, just wait 'til she tastes chocolate.

The starving DM

This does actually need to be edited a bit. The start of the chapter really isn't nearly as funny as it's trying to be... Like I get the joke, but the presentation of the joke really didn't deliver it in a way that made it funny.. So its like, robotic room full of robots laughing at thing because funny why aren't you laughing, is how it really comes off....

Almer Reyhan

Goddamn every chapter is beautiful. Author, you're so goooood.

Kt-x

Thanks for the chapter 😊

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

JohnJohn2195

Will jin get around to showing off some of his home movies with the crystal. Cause i remember him recording some of his house tours and his wedding iirc.

Old Dog

As always, thank you for the chapter. Great way to start the weekend enjoying your writing with a good cup of coffee. I liked how the chapter started off with the jug of wine being replaced. As others have mentioned I wonder if Jin is going to ask them if they have heard of chocolate and coffee. Would be a great way for Minyan to "repay" Jin if she clued him in on where they were located. Still waiting for the folks coming from Pale Moon Lake City to be blindsided by running into the CSS and the Imperial Herald. OH! And will Minyan "notice" a resemblance Xiulan has to one of her sect members?

Inky

Awww my heart is so full!!

Hasenearl

18 Li high Herb stalk? Damn, that thing is higher than Mt Everest if I have a Li correct at approximately 500m. Was it ever said how high the mountain of the CSS is?

Timothy Dana

I think Tigu should show Tianzhe Minyan her ice sculpture and make her one. Of course before anyone witnesses it. it’s fed to the Yin Lotuses feet first into a hot bath.

Jeff

really overdoing it with the horse piss joke. Can't there be another time Rou did something to the old man that did not involved horse piss? How about when Rou sent the old man a package that shot dung into his face because the old man asked for it in his last letter?

F0ZYWOLF

I hope Su Ge sees some of the outfits Meimei has designed like the bunny costume

Rockinalice

Considering that Jin is recounting the fight to everyone I wonder if he mentioned the technique he used from the path of shenlong to do what he did because Uncle Shou spiting blood would be funny to see

Alex Hoaglund

where is Cai Xiulan in all this?

Carl Dooley

Maybe Minyan could invite Jin to tour the Isles? Or would that be too forced, the likelihood of him acquiring the seeds required to grow a skyship...