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From v7c46: The Dueling Peaks Gala

"For our second program, we have something special. An exhibition match of a wondrous and exotic art introduced to the Grand Marshal by Master Rou. It is a test of grace and skill, power and resilience—a simulated battle, where tactics and strategy are just as important as physical skill. This art shall be showcased by members of the Verdant Blade Sect and the Misty Lake Sect," the smooth voice stated, and I paused, at first confused at what he was referring to— until the arena froze over.She hadn't.I turned to look at Xiulan, who had a little smirk on her face. Xianghua had her hands on her hips, and her grin took up her entire face. Two teams skated out from opposite sides of the arena; the eyes of the disciples of the Verdant Blade and Misty Lake Sects were focused only on each other. The Verdant Blade Sect's disciples all had their faces painted in a mirror of what Xiulan had on the Solstice—while the Misty Lake Sect team were all wearing the traditional reed hats of the Misty Lake."Please observe the powerful art of Ha Qi. We are told it is customary to give names to these teams of cultivators. So without further ado, we have the Verdant Blade Sect Wusheng Heroes versus the Misty Lake Sect Dragon-Fisher Herons. The Grand Marshal shall begin the match."

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mhaj58

Can’t wait for the emperor to see this and immediately start a program for the empire

Tani

I would pay in limbs to see that hockey game. Edit: Actually, I wouldn't. At cultivator speeds the puck would be invisible to my mortal eyes.

Ligeia

Clearly Xianxia Ha Qi is not a game for the faint of heart!

Eric Bloom

Are the ends of their ha ki sticks wood or a blade? It looks kinda like a modified naginata?

Ike

Azure Hills Hockey League is a go!

X4non

Just 1 on the bench? Or are all 7 on the ice?

Adamanus

I like that the five grass blades of the sect make a sharp marijuana leaf

icesharkk

your wish is granted. you now have the visual acuity necessary to actually see the game.

Tani

I would like to purchase a hockey ticket from you sir. I have the limbs of unrighteous cultivators piled up in my shed for your perusal. You may take any four of your desire.

John D Jones

Well, this is still the Azure Hills, so humans can still perceive their movements. I wouldn't give up a limb to see it. Maybe a finger(not a thumb) or toe or two.

Tani

Okay but my mortal eyes are actually shit

Rake1810

Jin’s actual greatest achievement, even more than knowledge of the Qi Wastes, is bringing Team Sports and Leagues to the empire.

Seaspike

John, thats a negative. You'd be able to see the players, but not the puck, all the time. A quote comes to mind, " Hockey is the only sport you can watch your entire life and never actually SEE a goal being scored." A cultivator hit puck, you'll probably not be able to track it.

Seaspike

To bad football (soccer) isn't really a Canadian sport. The Kung fu soccer trope... Rugby too.

Seaspike

Soccer, rugby, polo (riding spirit beasts)

Old Dog

Next up we see the Misty Lake Sec Dragon-fisher Herons?

Anime Problem

He next needs to introduce Chess Boxing but cultivater style where you have to fight while participating in a chess match with timed moves at the exact same time and damage to the board is an automatic loss. Except its Go and well cultivator fights are basically MMA with the inclusion of magic and weapons. He can call it Battle Go.

Daniel S. Mountain

Personally, I despair that baseball isn't a cultivator's game. Too genteel.

Muir

Inconvenient. The fielders would need to be on flying swords to have any chance of catching a fastball a cultivator belted deep. :D

SilasDrekken

Just thinking of cultivators going at it when the gloves come off is both horrifying and amusing.

Cranky Otter

Does any know if there is BoC/Heated Rivalry hockey fic worth reading?

jeffrey niski

CF's next spin off series is a sports anime based in this universe with all the hockey teams competing.

Pamela Gillespie

Soccer is only genteel cause a lot of work has gone into reducing the violence. There's plenty of options for a cultivation team to add it back

Scott Laird

I'm waiting for SHI Jou to present hockey to the emperor.