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I woke up cocooned in the softest of silk sheets, feeling incredibly well rested and refreshed. I felt the best I think I had… well, ever felt.

You would think after a lifetime of hard beds or the ground I would think “this bed is too soft” and spurn the luxury like all those badass edgy anti-heroes..

Too bad for me I was in the Immortal Medicine Sect, who considered proper sleep medical care, and so over thousands of years had perfected everything to do with it. I fell asleep pretty much the instant my head touched the pillows.

And now I felt amazing. I was so refreshed I was practically jittering.

“Morning Tianlan.” I greeted, leaping up from the bed and starting some morning stretches. The room immediately started brightening, from a darkness that wasn't too dark, to a soft golden colour. White and green silks draped from the ceiling, and the air was at the perfect temperature.

“Good morning, Jin.” came the reply. “I see somebody slept well.”

“Yeah. This bed is dangerous. It was like sleeping on a cloud!”

“Thats because you did sleep on a cloud.” Tianlan replied, her voice full of amusement.

I blinked, and then got on all fours to look under the sheets to see if she was just messing with me and… nope. I had slept on a literal cloud.

‘Its a cloud of aerosolized Medicinal Spiritual Herbs meant to slowly diffuse into the body.’ Tianlan informed me.

 Every ache and pain was gone. My bond with Tianlan let me see which ones they were and…. Well, oh. Those were…. Very rare. And very expensive. The kind of Young Master-tier cheat bed that people would kill for.

“You can grow those pretty easy, if you want to pay them back… but I don't think they would accept it.” Tianlan said.

I paused. “I can grow Argent Dreamroot?” That was the top tier of top tier material right there! 

“Of course you can! Who does that kind of stuff grow on?” Tianlan asked, and with that information about the Spiritual Herb filled my head. Optimal grow time, what kind of soil it liked and… yeah, that was actually really doable. The only finicky part was how much Qi it needed during its initial growth period, but that was easy enough to solve…

“Huh.” I said. “I guess it is pretty easy when you can just cheat and ask how to perfectly grow it.”

“You would have been able to do it without my help.” Tianlan rebutted. “Your herb-growing technique is really good; and the way you infuse everything, even the soil? You impressed this old lady! It's part of the reason why I noticed you. How much you cared. Not just for the things you were growing, but for the health of the soil, the bugs, the fungus… It was really nice.”

I blushed at her honest praise, and I felt the sensation of a hand ruffling my hair.

“Okay, okay, I believe you.” I grumbled, but couldn’t help but feel a bit better at the praise. I looked around the room, which… didn’t have walls. Just soft white light that trailed off into the distance. “So… how do we get out of here?”

My question was answered immediately, however, as the room… shifted, for lack of a better term, and one of the walls opened to reveal Meiling.

My heart lurched just a tiny bit. I still wasn’t used to her looking so… well, pretty. Every little imperfection Xiaoxing had was gone. Her face was perfectly serene as she walked towards me, then bowed low.

“Divine Ancestor.” She greeted, her tone formal. “Was your rest satisfactory?”

I frowned a bit at the subservience, but pushed through it. “Yeah, that cloud bed sure is something!”

She kept her eyes averted. “We are pleased to have aided the Divine Ancestor. My Lord Father inquires if the Divine Ancestor wishes to break his fast?”

I realised she was going through a bit. All the formal stuff of talking to your lord. Which probably had its place, but.. I was gonna be myself, damn it. Not any kind of regal Divine Ancestor.

 “Sure, some brekkie sounds great!” I said and I saw her lips twitch upwards at my absolute bulldozing of propriety. I pounced on it, asking the most inane thing I could think of. “Though, the bed…what happens if you jump on it? Does it deflate? Or does it bounce you back up?”

Meiling’s composure cracked. The little upward turn of her lips turned into a full on amused smile. “Oh, they’re great to bounce on—mother had to scold my little brother when he got a bit too enthusiastic and put his head through the ceiling!”

“Through the ceiling?” I asked, chuckling.

“Right through it, we came in to see his legs dangling down, mother was so mad at him…” She shook her head with a fond smile. “And he's going to be so mad at me for making him look like a fool in front of you, so don’t tell him I told you that please!”

“Hmmm. Well, I can tell him his sister is gossipping about him, should you incur my wrath.” I declared. “I shall strike at the bonds of Filial piety of the Hong Family! My machinations shall turn brother against sister! Truly, I am an evil mastermind! Muhahahahaha.”

The Young Mistress' cheeks puffed out, and she clapped a hand over her mouth to stop from laughing, but a little squeak came out anyway. She coughed twice, and took a breath, shaking her head.

“...you’re a dangerous man, Rou Jin.” She finally said. “Now, would you like some breakfast?”

“Please.” I replied. We started walking out of the xianxia medical room. “So… what kind of breakfast is this? Some kind of formal thing?” 

“Not entirely. My father begs your forgiveness if he was presumptuous, but he thought to keep things... personal. He knows this must be a trying time for you, and wants to keep things as”normal” as possible.” Meiling said, sneaking a glance at me—one full of apology. “There are a couple of people we would like you to meet, however, or rather, who we need to reintroduce.”

“Well, it is what it is. Just gotta roll with it, yeah?” I said, trying to sound chipper.

Meiling took me through the halls of her sect, and like the rest of it, was stunningly beautiful. Nice wooden floors, traditional architecture, carved wooden art on every pillar. There were windows every few feet, and they opened to spectacular views of the surrounding mountains that were shrouded in mist. For all the wealth, it wasn’t gaudy about it. It was subtle, and elegant, and I really appreciated the work the artisans did.

We soon reached the garden where I had met with them the first time. A table and chairs had been prepared. There were several people who I didn’t recognise standing around it, along with a couple people I did.

“Ah! Divine Ancestor, did you sleep well?” Meiling’s younger brother asked, racing up and performing a picture perfect bow. The kid was super earnest about it, and it was pretty cute.

“I did, thank you. Those beds are nice.” I replied, and he beamed. I heard Meiling’s huff of amusement at her brother’s antics.

“That’s grea—I mean, this one is thankful that we were useful to the Divine Ancestor! We have food here for you too!”

His hands came up and grabbed mine to lead me over to the table with a child’s enthusiasm… before he realised what he was doing, and he paled.

Before he could apologise, however, I raised my hand the rest of the way, and knocked my hands into his. He reflexively grabbed, and when my smile didn’t change, his faltering enthusiasm instantly rekindled.

Little Xian pulled me forward, and I looked toward the table. Those who I didn’t recognise had all gone to their knees. Only Lady Liling stayed standing. Her eyes first landed on her son with a small amount of exasperated fondness, before they found mine. Her eyes were the same beautiful purple as Meiling’s. Her smile towards me was warm, and almost motherly.

Then she bowed too. “You honour us with your presence, Divine Ancestor. Please forgive my Lord Husband’s absence, he is currently conversing with the other sects, in accordance with your will. The Immortal Medicine Sect is committed to your privacy, Divine Ancestor… as much as we can be.”

I nodded at her words, and Tianlan didn’t say anything, but she seemed fairly satisfied.

With that out of the way, it was time for introductions. They ended up being like Meiling promised, not completely pomp and ceremony but there was still at least some measure of formality.

I was introduced to a number of people, all massively powerful paragons of cultivation who should have looked at this Initiate like I was an insect; but instead, one and all they bowed, showing utter defference.

I met Lord Yao Che, Lady Tang Mei, and their daughter, Yao Meihua—Spiritual Smiths who were the vassals of the Hong Family. They wore enough Spiritual Silver that it probably could have bought half the Crucible, worked into stunning necklaces and hairpins. Yao Che was as tall as I was, with an immaculate silky beard, while Lady Tang Mei and Meihua were both… well, they were ridiculously beautiful. It was super damn distracting actually, but I managed to pull through… but not before they caught the stares.

“We are of course here to serve you in any capacity. If you need anything, please do not hesitate to call on my Daughter.” Yao Che declared, his voice loud and cheerful. Lady Tang Mei nodded… but for a brief moment, something passed over Meihua’s face before it disappeared. Lady Liling raised an eyebrow.

“Meihua is getting married this year as well.” Meiling commented, her voice idle, but there was something underneath it, as Yao Che glanced at Meiling.

I managed to catch the tone…  and realised this was politics. I idly thought she was pretty, and her parents would break her engagement without a second thought so she could serve me.

And Meihua didn’t seem to like that idea, but wasn’t going to complain in front of me.

Buncha bullshit, really.

‘That it is.” Tianlan said, and I could feel her slight frown… but no real opinion. She didn’t like it because I didn’t like it. Which was… again a whole lotta stuff to sort out. Damn, I had to be careful with this shit. Having this much power was stressful.

“You are? That's wonderful.” I said, putting as much earnestness into my voice as I could. “I don’t have much, but I would like to send along a gift.”

Meihua’s posture went from courteous subservience to shock. Her eyes darted to Meiling, who seemed marginally happier, then back to me, gratitude flooding their depths. She went to a knee again, bowing deeply. “The Divine Ancestor blessing this Meihua’s wedding is the greatest honour she could ever receive in ten thousand lifetimes.” She looked up again at me. “And as my Lord Father said. Should you need anything, this Tang Mei shall put her soul into serving the Divine Ancestor.”

I nodded, a small pleasant smile on my face, and the next set of people came up.

Who were foxes and monkeys. Well, not really. But they were god damn real life kemonomimi; A sly looking lady with fox ears, and four blushy, fluffy, kind of distracting tails, and a man who basically looked like a saiyan—copper gold hair, and a long monkey tail curled around his waist like a belt. Hu Li and Xong Ten Ren were their names, and they also had two sons. Well at least one son, the other was a bit androgynous.

“Fox blood. Shapeshifter.” Tianlan informed me

Yun Ren and Gou Ren bowed.. and both of them looked incredibly contrite.

“Firstly, we must beg your forgiveness, Divine Ancestor. Under orders from our liege, we approached under false identities, and deceived the Divine Ancestor.” Yun Ren said, kowtowing. 

“We have no excuses, and ask for the judgement of the Divine Ancestor for this sin.” his brother spoke next.

I just sighed. “Good to see you again, Hu Lian and Huo Ji.” I said, using the fake names they had given when they had accompanied Meiling to my house “It's fine. I talked with Meiling about it… and if you require forgiveness, you are forgiven. Though I will repeat what I said to Meiling. Did you actually find what I was talking about interesting?”

“I had the La Ku Ruose sticks commissioned.” Yun Ren replied.

“I had Meihua make the skates for the ice. I was looking forward to playing Ha Qi.” Gou Ren said. Both of them looked up at me with hope.

And it would be nice… if I could have some friends.

I closed my eyes. “Then my judgement is that you shall be my opponents, without holding back.”

The Xong Brothers perked up.

“By your will, Divine Ancestor!” they both chorused.

There were a few other instructions after that and then we started breakfast in earnest. The ice was broken at least with the Xong Brothers. Yun Ren was clearly good at talking and steering conversations, but I didn't mind that conversation went from "the grand pronouncements of the Divine Ancestor” to talking about the rules of hockey. Little Xian looked enamoured by the sport, and Meihua started sketching out skate designs. She was a friendly, upbeat gal when her dad wasn’t implying that he would break off her engagement. Very much big sister energy.

It was kind of nice.There was still a barrier… but it was quieter than normal.

And then, most of the way through breakfast, Hong Xian arrived. The Lord of the Immortal Medicine Sect, looked rather tired.

“Divine Ancestor.” He greeted, nodding to me. “All is well. I have managed to forestall any…grand processions. I was surprised at how easy Grand Master Sun Ken was to convince, in truth.”

I sighed, feeling relieved. “Thank you, Lord Xian.” Tianlan seemed quite pleased with that as well, her Qi moving around beneath our feet happily.

“No thanks is necessary, Divine Ancestor. As I said, your will is ours.” He replied with a small smile.

“But… I’m guessing that this is not something permanent.” I said.

“It is not. People will eventually march north to determine the truth of what has happened here. If the Divine Ancestor wishes… we shall travel to Pale Moon City at his convenience, so that the Divine Ancestor may deliver to his subjects his will. That will cause the least disturbance, in this humble one’s opinion.”

I thought for a moment. “Then thats what we’ll do.” 

I’ll just tell everyone to keep on doing what they’re doing… and then go back home.

I’d get it over with, and hopefully everyone would be able to lose interest.

Though… I don't know if I was counting on that.

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Unedited as always. this one was kicking around for a while. not entirely happy with it. Theres one scene I do kind of want to hit with Unbroken, but IDK about how the story is progressing.

Comments

WarStrider72

Thanks for the bonus chapter boss

Seiden Kyoukai

Thanks for the AU chappy! Honestly not even sure what I expect from this AU, but I do love to see what the Azure Hills would look like if everything had gone well.

Rake1810

Thank you as always for anything that comes during a break.

Chimera80

“A sly looking lady with fox ears, and four blushy, fluffy, kind of distracting tails” => either “bushy” or “plushy”. “Blushy” has… *other* implications. 😜

Ike

I’m not sure how Jin could actually convince them that he’s just connected to Tianlan, and not just a conduit of her will but his own man as well, in a way that they would accept. But hopefully he’s able to succeed with at least some of them close to him soon, as the constant deference is going to be quite wearisome for a lad like him

Undead PettinZoo

Don't worry brother. I'm interested in how it all goes. Keep it up. Love ya storys

Onean

Yay, Unbroken!

Featherweight

I was just thinking about this AU! Was wondering if you were gonna add it to Royal road with Shi and Elder sister ( I reread them pretty regularly ;p )

Justus Saucedo

it's the fix I needed. thanks for the chapter

Jacob

Tftc I always enjoy a nice side story

Robert Hale

Hot damn I missed this AU.

Seaspike

I wouldn't mind more from "Elder but Younger Sister"

Randall Brynsvold

In the paragraph after Rou says he'll send a wedding gift to Meihua, it appears that Meihua is speaking but she says "And as my Lord Father said. Should you need anything, this Tang Mei shall put her soul into serving the Divine Ancestor."

Drkchidragon

Let me guess the scene you're talking about has to do with Gramps

John

Always interesting to read these AU chapters. With the main story do you have a plan for about how long it’s going to go or is it just go till you feel like it’s time to move on to something else?

Randall Norman Pick

Oh wow, Tianlan at full power is the Farmers Almanac Cheatbook. Somehow that makes how well Rou has worked on it in the original more impressive.

Nachotoad

So Sun Ken is a grand elder, that’s probably not great.

KV1234

I just went back and read through the rest of these. It is really cool to see what could have been different, but I have a question. Is the Golden Tree sect’s cultivation the basis of Rags’ cultivation?

Nemoboi

excuse me grandmaster sun ken?

Randomosity

I mean, even the broken version of her can do that -- there's a scene (although I can't recall exactly which chapter) where he gets the same sort of information while looking at... I think it was some corn? And of course there's how he could grow all those rare spiritual herbs that even Shou couldn't; I'm pretty sure it's just an inherent part of Tianlan being what she is.

Randomosity

Luckily, this is a good guy version of him -- you should reread Unbroken chapter 3, but the key bit is these paragraphs: The moment when he first meditated beneath the tree was seared into his memory; it was the moment he beheld the glory of Tianlan, the Golden Heart beneath the earth that cared for and nourished them all. All of his strength was not his alone; it had been granted to him; taken from one who allowed it, for he was her child, and she loved him. He had been crushing and belittling his brothers and sisters. He had been fighting enemies where there were none. The tears came to his face, flowing freely—and then he was shown the true purpose of the Golden Tree. How the demons gnawed upon the bones of the very world, and their lust for power was uncomfortably, horrifyingly like his own.

Nachotoad

Thanks I’d forgotten that been a while since I read that chap

Johan

Tftc

Angel

It’s a great story and I’m so glad you gave it some more air time. I’m excited to see how the various relationships develop and go from being uncomfortable and formal to gaining trust and familiarity and eventually to true friendship. I want to see how he and Meiling move into a romantic relationship and I would love to meet Xiulan in this arc! Every new reveal would be so fun and I think it’s absolutely worth your time to continue, should you be so inclined. Thanks for the chapter, the best surprise! (I may have gasped out loud and stared starry-eyed at the screen for a sec).

Idan tal

I love this AU, and although this chapter felt a bit clacking, it was a good read. So thanks for the chapter 😁

Gwyn

I need more of the Qingyi timeline dude!

Randomapprentice

I really liked this one. Curious how the emperor takes it, and gramps, shi, and the cloudy sword sect take it of course.

Randomapprentice

Well gramps knows the path of shennong, so it mighg be other sect heads and powers do too in this au

John

I think my favorite AU is the SHI I could happily read that as a series all of his own. Whenever CasualFarmer finishes BOC he should try his hand at a more normal cultivation story, I think I’ve enjoyed SHI even more than the regular BOC and I really like BOC.

Miles Sumida

At this point, Jin in government would be like a bull in a china shop. Too much power, too few safeguards. His slightest action could have disastrous consequences. It's a good thing he's aware of this and is desperately trying not to enter.

ABTelford

This whole story a has background song of sadness and stress - the loss of a fondly wished for dream. Unless you can change that to some fun shenanigans then, well, you might want to drop it as a formally planned novel. You can keep it as a place to vent those feelings for your personal enjoyment and a mental/emotional therapy kinda thing. But not plan to formally publish it. Thats what I would do. But post it here on Patreon for the die hards, of coarse. 😉. What I’m trying to say is don’t stress it. And thanks for the chapter!

Kevin Menard

I think I missed this before. Fun morning read

colton

Thank you for the chapter. I definitely prefer Soaring Heavens Isle or Elder but Younger Sister, but this was still good.

ekwood

With the caveat that this isn't necessarily important, I wonder if this AU will acknowledge the fact that there is very likely a substantial age difference from canon. This is evidenced by things like Mei's father being only "The 9th Hong Xian" and the fact that Earth Realm cultivators and above actually looking their true age is almost unheard of. There's some dynamics and possibilities that could be explored there that might lead to interesting places. The brief bit last chapter where Mei presumed to try to comfort Jin from a place of informed concern was close to her actually behaving like a (benevolent) senior cultivator might to a junior. The fact that this Mei is both familiar yet very different is one of the more novel things this AU has to offer. The Xong brothers, and Gou especially, come across as more congruent with their main universe counterparts, though. Slightly harder (but far from impossible) to make them being senior cultivators fit their image. It's not exactly a deal-breaker though since they all maintain mortal disguises on the side. Wonder if they have to go through multiple: people might get suspicious if the same mortal sticks around for 200 years. It's also probably not much fun or interesting if they spend most of their "mortal time" impersonating geriatric pensioners. Maybe they just move around a lot.

Michael Kelly

Long-time reader, but quite new to being a patron. I'm embarrassed to admit that I spent over an hour doing google searches and poking about on RoyalRoad and SpaceBattles looking for this AU before it occurred to me to look here on Patreon. I have to say that, whatever form it takes, I love the setting and the characters. Every time I read one of the AU's, I find myself saying "I want more of THIS. Why can't we get more Soaring Heavens Isle or Elder But Younger Sister or Unbroken?" Then I have to remind myself that there's only so much writing that a soul can do in a day, and more AU chapters mean less BoC chapters. Still, I can't help being invested in *all* of them.

Zachary Drouin

I mean Hong Xian recognized he was just an unprepared boy, so if be shocked if his other vassals couldn't do the same

Idan tal

I, and I do believe We is also correct, need more pls. Thank you