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COMPILATION: Blorpus & Chill Sleepy Time (Patreon)

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2025-03-20 12:12:35
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Need something to listen to while you unwind? We’ve gathered some of our most soothing and fascinating stories to help you drift off into dreamland.

Explore ideas that challenge reality, from simulation theory to parallel dimensions. Mysterious places, forgotten legends, and strange encounters create the perfect mix of intrigue and relaxation.

Ever wonder if dreams connect us to something beyond? Stories of lucid dreaming, time slips, and unexplained phenomena might make you rethink what’s possible.

Whether you’re looking for a calming escape or a gentle way to fall asleep, this collection has you covered. Dim the lights, get comfortable, and let the mysteries unfold.

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Danyel Statzer

Positive Vibes and Well wishes to all!

Jason

We need a WhyFiles onesie!!

KDB

Yay! Thank you so much for doing this!

Ophelia

Oh goody!! 😃 Thank you!

CQ

Those jammies! 🤣 I need a pair

The Blind Gamer

Thank you AJ and your team for all that you guys do. I've been pretty stressed this week and I think this will pair well with a little Blorpus to unwind LOL

Gus Viera

So, we not only have Amazing, Shocking, Nail-Biting and Intriguing content selections--we now also have Chill videos. We're so spoiled. Thank you AJ. You're the man!

Eric M.

Love you guys

Tammie Harper~Wilson ❤️

You are the MAN and little fish lol. Love you guys and those jammies are killer love love love them. Thanks so so much

Robert Messina

I Love It! You Understand That Falling Asleep To The Show Is Actually A Huge Compliment In This Case! It Means That People Are Watching Episodes Multiple Times & Your Voice Helps People Sleep. Better Than Any Pharma! 😁 Keep It Up Guys!

TBW

Fun fact: AJ didn't need to buy that snuggy/furry suit for this shoot.

CocoChiChi

I have 2 for you. … Passenger3r planes leave NO BIG PLUMES OF SMOK3!!! THEY ARE POISONING OUR AIR, water, and land with the never ending barrage of chemtrails all day and most likely at night when we can’t see them, not that they care. What kind of person could spray poison all over his own country? That's one. 2nd when do you want to acknowledge the presence of billions of Galactic F3deration ships in the air? I have THOUSANDS OF PHOTOS AND HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF FILM! My ship is a plasma ship. I'm in constant communication with him. The Pleadians said at least a month ago “ ℌΩ⌽⎇😁WE HAVE REACHED CRITICAL MASS! They say people are waking up every day but the ascension is changing timelines, we are ascending faster than what they were seeing. The dark may pull out “ project bluebeam “ but the Pleadians say they are ready for that last desperate attempt of the dark to hold on. I believe we have seen every episode at least twice. I can provide you with oooooddellss of photos and share my mind-blowing footage of my Pleiadian ship and my twin flame who is in it. Look to April and expect a MASS LANDING very soon they say in 2025. I have so much convincing evidence!! Have Hecklefish text me or call I'd love to speak with that funny guy. Annunockieeee❣️815-474-1333👽👽👽ob and their ships are NOT SILVER SAUCERS! Those are just what they are sending out presently. They are PLASMA! . They travel at the speed of thought! ⎇⌽Ωℌ△☯︎♀︎♍︎♄☿♇♑︎♏︎ Cocochichi. originally from the plea star system experiencing my last incarnation on earth I am a chosen one my twin flame came here to find me and that is short for the novel I am writing about our twin flame journey in separate dimensions, but he’s here now he found me❣️ P.S. CHEMTRAILS! When will they stop?!!!!!!

Kikimom

Love falling asleep to some Why Files! (& watching again when I'm awake)

Plank

Hahaha I wake up to the ending themesong so many times :p gonna miss that 😆

Gordana Rioux

Nice! I’m been waiting for this one!!

val valdez

Thank you. The continual loud music plays too loud and too long. There's no sleeping through that.

Sarah Buxton

YESSSSS im so exited you did this. I hated that I couldn’t listen to you at night because the music woke me back up

J. Andrew Medina

Nice, because I just got up and now I’m ready to sleep again😆

Teresa

I love this! Whoever had this idea, thank you! 😂😂😂❤️

jay

Hey AJ, I saw that a recent report that stated that many federal buildings only had a 6% occupancy, even with security. That means that The Backrooms are 100% real, and are located at the Titanpointe building in Manhattan!

Steve Rose

Thanks WF Gang! I put the complilations on to watch and sometimes to help me get to sleep. AJ you have the golden tones to put me out. Remember your ASMR episode. You now have become the ASMR Master👽😉😊 aka MonkeyFeat

Richard hill

please release this as a podcast and i’m set for sleeping with the whyfiles :)

Bonnie Buck

Cute little fluffy butt 😂😂😂 man you got me lmao.. Which I need I'm in the hospital with congestive heart failure and stage 4 kidney failure... I needed a break from the testing and meds... Love ya to the crew!! ❤

Gordana Rioux

Oh no! Now I have to wait until bedtime….

Poocleaner

Thank you to you and the crew for everything you do!! Hmm.. I'm a poet and didn't know it.. 🤣

Kevin Bailey

Sitting in the outpatient waiting room waiting for my ECG, stress test and sonogram. Just in time to keep me busy while I wait

Alexa

Sorry AJ but that second double slit experiment was debunked. Atoms do not reach back in time. I'll find you the link.

Kevin E Johnson Jr.

I love the little segment where you’re talking like Bob Ross. That had me busting up laughing big time. I’m also a fan of his.

Kevin Bailey

Elon Musk exaggerates everything. Kinda like we're going to be on Mars in a couple of years.

Jigsaw

Awesome, and crazy 🤪

Travis Helms

I'm feeling tired and warm and cozy already ❤️😁

B B

Thank you team WF?

Stahr Freedle

Love the fluffy tail- i will listen to this on a million times!

SandyK1014

Thank you SO much, I have to work but will be watching!

Jigsaw

Now I need a Lamb onesie to sleep in 💙

MKEJay11

We're one of the 5 arcade games Polybius?

Johnny

Thank you for 24/7 it helps

SGTquig

Nice, I’ll have to give this one a go tonight at bedtime. It’ll definitely be better than listening to the guy shining shoes.

Julien Goguen

the new 24 / 7 is the best thing since sliced bread!

Shawn McKenna

This channel brings me so much joy… This is great. I already fall asleep to WF but this is even better!

Kat

I loved the Bob Ross impersonation; I was in kinks all the way through that part of the compilation. Comedic genius.

MacaroniGluer

Wish it was at least 8hrs but thank you!

Jsun Withrow

Watching all day at work! Perfect to get though the day. Thanks for this (and everything else of course)!

Lisa Holtzclaw

Although I didn't listen to this to fall asleep (I never fall asleep for your shows), I did/am listening to this while I work as a landscaper(gardener 🤭) Thank you for entertaining me.🥰

Adam (Pappy) Koehler

I listen to these at work helps the day/night go by faster . Anxiously waiting for the next new episode.

TheCuriousNoggin

I must ask, did Hecklefish make you name it blorpus and chill? I love the fact that you made a sleepy time Compilation. It's definitely better than the ads they want to play I my dreams. All hail lord Hecklefish.

William Kennison

I've lived enough in this reality. I'll just bow out gracefully.

Judith

Thanks AJ👏👏💙

Lucas Koeneman

AJ, is there an AMA today? let us know!

Elena Diamond

I am going miss skulking around reading the comments 😢

The Why Files
>>168394596

Still have to get this beast up on Youtube ... deciding between AMA or an 8 hour live premiere!! Let you know ASAP.

McCloud

Aj you look so tiny running around in that onesie! Like a child trying to sneak up on Santa. That made my day haha.

Lucas Koeneman
>>168394596

thank you! got back from SUGARFIRE! (the best resteraunt closest to us)this makes my day!

OUComanche_Kiowa

This is so great. I can't wait to put this in tonight.

Fizzgig
>>168394596

Yes! Thank you! I keep missing them and it's making me lost. My fault. I'll keep checking in 😃

Chris Conlan

Lleggooo lololol - My wife 2-3 times a week “put the goldfish on so I can pass out”

MIKΞL

Most excellent! Thanks!!

indridChill

I think we went from TWF to WTF =) Love you guys!

david hilton

I don't know if the simulation theory episode is the one to lead off the sleepy time compilation, not exactly the heads pace I want to fall asleep in, but thanks for putting it together.

Matty C

Maybe I missed it cuz I haven't been on patron lately, but when are new episodes released? I know the schedule isn't every Thursday anymore. Everytime I see a new episode I click it, but I've been seeing few here and there. Just wondering if there was an updated schedule or if it's a "when they new episode drops it drops" type of thing. Hope all is well!

Pfa1981

Great concept, but will they show up in podcasts?

John Davis

I dreamt the RFK assassination the night before it happened. In the dream I was watching the coverage of Kennedy’s LA visit which broke away after he left the stage to the talking heads then went back to the scene when there was a ruckus in the kitchen. They flashed back to him on the floor head resting in a campaign hat bleeding but conscious. Of Rosie Greer wrestling Sirhan to the floor. I tried to call the FBI in the morning but I was 12. Not only did nobody believe me but I got read the riot act about making prank calls and threatening politicians. I was a campaign volunteer of his in Baltimore. Go figure

Tommy Re

How great is this?

MIKΞL

OMG, that intro! Hahahaha

Lee Cole

The wife is watching with me for the first time. I’m so excited to share our world with her I’m almost in tears this is so great I’m so happy she is here. 😃. Thank you WF team bringing us even closer.

Missy Bundy

I NEVER support on Patreon but this channel is so above everyone/everything else that I am making an exception for this…….. I’m addicted to TWF

Sandy

AJ is so adorable in his onesie.

Jason troyer

This is on a episode of rick and morty

Jason troyer

U should put that on a shirt the nob ross version of u lol would be great

Gushi 1011

I’m so thankful or grateful what’s the correct word. I asked for a haarp episode GOT IT and now finally I can put this on safely when sleeping. ( I got woken up screaming once by the death screams in a video ) forgot the name of the flute in that episode but it scared me to death

Gordana Rioux

I’m on my 4th try of trying to get through this without falling asleep now. Caffeine in hand this time

Gordana Rioux
>>168426621

I used my phone for this, and flipped it over so I only got sound. It worked well. If that’s what you were looking for…

Pfa1981
>>168426621

Thanks for the tip. the patreon app on my ipad has a screen off mode so I used that.

Justin Dillon

I LOVED this but I loved it so much I couldn't sleep!! Keep up the great work!!!

Patrick Thomas

Is there a Patreon code for Blorpus purchases?

Teresa

Anyone else believe Kasper? At least partly?

Cindy Lambrecht

How do particles become entangled? My brain is exploding!

Teresa

I think someone kept trying to invite me to this back in the day, but when they keep asking, "can you keep a secret?" I keep saying "no!"😂😂😂 Honestly, I will usually forget when someone tells me that something is confidential, so I tell my friends, don't tell me. Plus there's no way I would have gone through that or been compliant 😂

David Leatherman

I did not go to sleep, in fact it woke me up. Thanks for the great stories and facts.

Patrick Thomas
>>168490698

You have Blorpus for sale on the site? Or, do I meet Hecklefish behind a building or something. 🤪

Courtney Sandman

You know why we choose to have this running while we sleep? Because it's never too bright, never too loud, your voice is comforting, and we all get some weird comfort from conspiracy theories, cryptids, and mysteries. Not only is it enjoyment, but we get to learn some sheet. Keep em coming, in all kinds. I haven't seen an episode i didn't like. Also, Mt Shasta part 2, please 🖤

Pixelclone
>>168432470

You sound like me and my wife! Her father introduced us to this channel and we didn’t watch it for months. When we visited him when we were still only engaged we watched our first episode and I was hooked. He caught us dancing on the deck to the theme song at night, he heard the music and looked out of his window to tell us we should probably turn it down but when he saw us dancing together he didn’t want to stop us. We danced to it twice that night. We’ve made many lovely memories watching AJ and HF together, her father even bought us WhyFiles merch as wedding gifts. Life changing. Thank you for sharing your story and for reading mine. ❤️

Pixelclone
>>168426200

I’ve been avoiding that episode and I was excited until I read it in the description. Instantly nervous haha - maybe I’ll be brave enough one day.

Pixelclone
>>168362302

Get well soon, Bonnie. I’m excited for you to enjoy these episodes at home again. ❤️

Pixelclone

I’ve been excited for this compilation but simulation theory isn’t one for me to fall asleep to! I’d love an edit without that one. Thanks WF ❤️

Lee Cole
>>168432470

😃 a man that’s a cool story. Her dad sounds like a cool cat. Thanks for responding. Enjoy your weekend buddy.WF rules

Eric Thomas

I've seen all the episodes about a million times, give or take, and I'm still completely hooked from the first words. I can't go to sleep while listening to fascinating stories, even ones I've heard before. Great comp though.

David Schriever

There is one thing you missed out, which for me is the most important aspect of a cult, without that it’s just a group of people doing stuff together and paying money for it. For me a point which often gets forgotten is, are the members worse off by joining or are they better off. Let’s be honest 90% of what we value is purely subjective (probably more than 90%). Is an amusement park really worth what your paying for it really depends on your experience. For me the question of cult or not is manly a question of are they better or worse off with it. If there’s mass suicide through the cult, nobody can argue that they are better off joining. Same goes for religions, some for me are more like cults, because people joining them are not better off joining. So maybe cult or religion is really also a subjective reality which has to be decided on a case by case basis. Some improve by finding religion others read the Bible and use it as a justification to spank their kids

Anne Herron

Keep up what you're doing. You have become my all-time favorite show. Both what you talk about and you AJ and Heckle Fish.

Simon Owusu

The Why Files Wars 😆 How are you ?

Mark Branscum

This is excellent! Put it on last night, and slept like a baby :-)

Gaiser Jr
>>168426621

You should be able to just screen lock the phone, if you're using the app. It usually just keeps running.

Hawkeye

I love listening to your shows when I fall asleep. Never because they’re boring, but because quality programming means quality dreaming. :). Thank you and your staff for all the hard work you put in. It shows and it is very much appreciated.

Hawkeye

…and also because I’ve watched every episode way before bedtime.

Tegan

I really loved this compulation that took out the credits because I really do enjoy falling asleep to your videos. I would love another video on Mt Shasta there is definitely even more stories lurking there 🧡

Jessica Peck

You should do a lucid dreaming how to episode!

Drake Mccammon

I’ve listened to this three times now. AJ and Hecklefish make work days so much better

Cindy Lambrecht

Can we do a Q&A with Gertie and Hecklefish? I’m interested in their origin story.

Steve Pisani

The episode about what engineering consultant Brad Sorensen unexpectedly saw and heard, at a presentation intended for Congresspeople and other government officials influential regarding defense appropriations, at Norton Air Force Base on 12 November 1988, begins at 3:33: 57 on the “Blorpus & Chill Sleepy Time Compilation” above. The Why Files episode both entertains and terrifies. The unredacted and unpublished transcription of an Aviation Week and Space Technology reporter's interview of Sorenson, conducted by phone on 3 December 1990, will make your mind look like JFK's head after a bad morning in Dallas. You can read the interview at the Disclosure Project Intelligence Archive website, via the directions in the comment above this one.

Steve Pisani

This comment refers to the episode that begins at 3:33:57 of the compilation above. Please go to The Disclosure Project Intelligence Archive website: dpiarchive.com. Please search for and open document 127240: “Norton AFB letters INTERNAL.pdf”. Please read the last 16 pages, numbered 1 through 16 in the top right corner of each. Pages 10 through 16 focus on the most mind-blowing material, mostly what engineering consultant Brad Sorensen saw, but also what the presenters making their sales pitch for future defense budgets said about that. Good night.

Thomas Mohabir

You have joined us in the sleepytime. To be fair the first couple of times I listen to an episode im fascinated but then I listen to them to fall asleep as I already know what you are going to say so it becomes a adult bedtime story. Thank you.

RITA Lopergolo

i’m kinda new here. did you ever do episode on lucid dreams and how to have them?

Katy Pilkington

I'm loving the live stream - honestly I am, but every time I turn it on after work (at the same ish time), it's the same episodes.... Was this intended? Just wondering if it could be staggered?

Tracy Fisher

I'm going to renew my subscription because of this compilation

Yo Yo

Just got a membership and downloaded Patreon because of your show AJ. I love what you’re doing please keep doing so.

Dennis A. Herzog Jr.

This is my go to tonight. I'm always down for some blorpus n' chill. 🙂🙃🙂

Ashdad

With regards to "This Man" check out "Nagilum" from the 1987 S2E2 "Where Silence Has Lease" of the Star Trek TNG series?