Father's Day is coming up - Hecklefish gotchu.... (Patreon)

Listen up, humans!

Hecklefish here - with a WORLD'S GREATEST (HUMAN) DAD shirt and mug that's almost as good as the one I'd make for myself... if I had opposable thumbs and wasn't paying alimony to three ex-wives in different fish bowls.

Your old man thinks he's hot stuff? Wait'll he sees this shirt! It screams "I'm appreciated" louder than my neighbor's karaoke nights in Queens.

NOTE: Print on Demand can take a week for delivery - order before this Friday to get in time!!!

Buy here: https://shop.thewhyfiles.com/collections/fathers-day

PLUS - we're dropping our FIRST EVER enamel pins! Limited quantities because, let's face it, I can only pack so many with these fins before my carpal tunnel acts up.

Get 'em while they're hot - unlike my last three relationships!

Pins here: https://shop.thewhyfiles.com/collections/in-house

*Hecklefish does not guarantee shirt will improve your dad's golf game, grilling skills, or ability to tell funny jokes. Side effects may include increased confidence and random strangers asking where he got that awesome shirt.

#bringbackHecklefish