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The Cruelest Video Game (Patreon)

Published:
2023-05-06 13:06:15
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Hello Friends. We have a new video, I hope you enjoy.

https://youtu.be/dRIkWHo1SJY

I want to do a proper life update/ video next week so ill keep this brief.

ALSO- There is a new Patreon reward available to all Patrons- I have started a new blog on the discord called “The Review Hole”, where I shall review every piece of media I consume from now, till the end of time. There’s already three reviews up there and next week ill be reviewing Gun Buster, and not long after that Monster.

I hope you enjoy reading these reviews as much as I do writing them.

Thanks for everything guys, hope enjoy the video, and have a great weekend.

Comments

Diarmuid Burke

Dropping this on Coronation day like a true Irishman 🇮🇪

DepecheMustard

Hup the wolves. Freaky thumbnail, very cool!

Lilith The Fatale

I just had a dream about this. It finally came true!!!!

James Tiberius Smirk

Awesome! I pre-ordered my blu-ray of Gunbuster and it should be on it's way. Never seen it before until now. So excited!

Blue Cheese

Thanks for the update! I love using an app called Voice Dream to listen to written material as if it was an audio book or podcast, so I can’t wait to listen to your reviews about stuff from now until the end of time, Caretaker-style!

Shelby Fawn

your videos, really specifically you, are so remarkable. I will never play this game for variously reasons, but I am completely enthralled. your passion when you talk is so clear and it’s the best.

Autumn moon

Hypothetically would you make an uncensored version of your newest video for Patreon i mean what

Zaroc

Mama I made it!

omar garcia

Should I still play the game or go and play 2? I love his videos so I didn’t mind the spoilers. Just wondering if it’s still worth it

George Efta

How do I watch the Penis party??

Maads

A Monster review?! Oh I'm excited for that!! 👀✨️

Oisín Harrell

I feel the same way listening to you talk about this game that I do listening to HBomb or Mandalore (or Ragnar or SulMatul) talk about Pathologic. I respect your enthusiasm and the developer’s ambition, but it’s probably a hard nope on me ever playing this myself. This sounds like the worst parts of Dark Souls, Pathologic and Lisa: The Painful fused into an H.R. Giger nightmare. I don’t mind a good challenge, but having my dismembered corpse repeatedly debased by ogres is where I draw the line (I wonder if the nudity wasn’t included as a way of discouraging reviewers and streamers from spoiling the experience…then again, maybe it was just a weird creative choice or shock value). Still, letting the player get trapped in the “Shit Pit” is a pretty darkly hilarious idea – surprised Miyazaki hasn’t done that yet. Great work as always.

Elias Clark

fascinating video - won’t play the game myself due to the reasons you listed in the vid lol, but the structure of the game sounds really interesting… I love games that aren’t just based on your character’s stats and also require the actual player to grow and adapt. also, heads up: there’s some people really wishing for a trigger warning at the very front of the video, instead of right before the discussion of the more “intense” things the game entails.. might not be a bad idea, as I know that people all handle mentions of SA differently.

Ciaran Smith

Think it might be worth getting the uncut version of the video back on here via a different video source, as youtube's essentially cut out key parts of the video now (the cons of the game and the warnings about some of its more shocking content)

Kaleestraza

Adding my voice to the choir and requesting the uncut version of the video, pre youtube meddling. I would love to hear what you have to say about the censored content, especially considering its difficult nature. I play video games sparingly nowadays (screwed up hands) so I always want to hear as much as I can.

Darkspurr-And-KiwiiKuma

Please can we get an uncut? Maybe a Google drive or something? Also bonus question did you ever beat this game?

Savannah Shields

I'm also gonna lend my voice to support an uncut version with everything intact. Though, other than what has been suggested already, I'm not sure how to achieve this.

Beth Addy
>>107988028

Absolutely same here! It's odd that I find videos like this to be comforting, especially with the dark subject matter, but with videos like this you can have all the good parts of a game's experience without having to actually play it. Kind of like how hbomber explained reading about pathologic, loving the concepts behind the game but struggling to play it. I just don't have the time or mental energy to play games like this and have recently recovered from my PTSD so it wouldn't be a good idea for me to play it and potentially get triggered by it😂

ZZZSSS

I would also like an uncut version as well.

Zutia

Hello I have subbed in hopes for the uncut version and will remain here regardless of if we get it because you do Hella good work.

xbl

Hi I watched your Berserk video and said you are neato freedo, when I eat cashews I'm happy

Funwatch

Hey John, I have watched your berserk video many times now, and just finishing it again as I write this. As its been two years since you originally made that video, have your thoughts changed since that video? (I doubt you'll answer but I wanted to put it out there regardless :3 you're one of my favorite content creators and I'm just happy to finally support you.)

Twister

Subbed for an uncut version hopefully you can post the file of the uncut version here soon if possible.

Blayne Clark
>>108529593

Same, a censored video on fear and hunger leaves so much on the table that I would love to see his thoughts on.

Ming Li

I'm dying for an uncensored version.

Sean McLeer
>>108529593

please use any other word than "uncut" in reference to this game, I beg of you

Hanna Yateem

stoked to see the Monster review! also this video rules, always so glad to be subbed on this patreon

AV

This review hole thing is excellent to hear about and as my own contribution to that i must ask, have you read/heard about blade of the immortal? because if not i need to tell you about blade of the immortal. Also i was JUST thinking about monster today. i loved that manga so much back in the day, excited to hear what you think.

Apollo Agni

I would love an uncut version of this video, I hope that isn't a rude ask

sad broccoli

Although I understand why you needed to censor the video for very explicit content. It would be cool to see the uncut version, or at least just post it on here and leave the clean... Uh cleaner version on yt 😔

RobertTheBlue

Did you have to take down your twitch stream videos of playing the game?

Daansama

Convinced me to get Fear & Hunger and Termina.

Zutia

Okay I could have sworn we got the uncut version a short while after, but I cannot find it anywhere. Am I mad? Am I misremembering? Edit: Not going mad, found it in the membership spreadsheet

lilly fly

You mentioned there was a version on Patreon where you talk about the rabbits and other things on VsWolves and came to try and see it. Did it get removed? Is it on nebula now instead? ):