Donkey Kong vs. Winston - Full Audio (Patreon)

Who Won? Should I change anything in the Audio? What did you guys think?

Lyrics:

DK:

I’m the almighty ape and you think you could nerf me

You’re gonna wish that you should’ve picked Mercy

You’re fed on the spoon, I’m fed up with this douche

Wanna be an ass-tronaut? give my full moon a smooch

If Winston’s really tryna become a human, he’s crazy 

Acting tough but on the inside you’re a peanut butter baby

Not a monkey, not a scientist, your evolution's late 

You're the Helen Keller on the Planet of the Apes

So you’re thinkin’ you’re the best of the Tanks? You almost had me

You thought you'd get me choking, but I'm not your daddy

They sent a nerd to kick some asses? what a tragedy 

You fix your glasses like the first thing you're about to say is "ACKCHYUALLY"

Winston:

Your threats are more empty than your head, I’m fed up

Only got food on your mind, your brain's a literal banana

You think you're very hard? Com. to me, I bash foes 

Expand Dong put a whole new meaning into Smash Bros

When I jump, the earth shakes, you’re droppin the breeze

Cuz so far your returns were a tropical sneeze

I go apeshit like Hov, every beat, I go drop em 

You got 99 lives? I’m causing 99 problems!

DK:

Carbon Copies of DK have no hope in a battle

But from the rollout you're still the bottom of the barrel

Winston:

You steal women like a rip-off King Kong, you faker

Shouldn’t call me a copy if you’re already a Tracer

DK:

Who could you ever hurt with only 10 seconds to rip up

I leave banana peels on tracks, try not to slip up

Winston:

Is this Cranky's shop? Cuz I don't buy it 

Even K Rool scales more ever since you went quiet

DK:

You talk in puzzles, it’s enough, I’m grooving like Stickerbrush

Couldn’t find a single punch, even Squawks is giving up

I'm starting uprisings that left this boy scarred 

The last time that Gorillaz went Humanz it flopped hard (oh!) 

So beg your friends to go help in your last wishes 

I'll leave you rapping alone - like it’s Christmas

Winston:

This battle’s not a tie, though you’re still a pain in the neck

In the shadow of Mario, a jumping silhouette

And the way you treat your helping animals annoys me

No wonder this Nintendo product would abuse his own employees

You’re running nothing but a dysfunctional bundle

Took your whole family tree and made a patchwork jungle

While your past turned to crumbles, I’m witnessing you decay

You’re a baby, Kong, and I served you like BK!