Pyrocynical vs. Memeulous - Demo (Patreon)

We will try to get this video out mid June

Lyrics:

Pyrocyncial (0:20):

Hi guys - Pyrocynical here (yeah)

I light fires - rhymes to singe your career (yeah) 

You couldn’t put them out with Belle Delphine's bath water  

You’re pa-raid-ing in this legend’s shadow like an ad sponsor (uh)

You had your fans simping over your eyes but

we know that you hide them

'Cuz you're hoping that nobody finds out

you're not only 5 foot 

You’re also reppin’ a right mug 

grosser than mine before I’d diet 

Right, to fix your hideous likeness:

It’s urgent you find a

cosmetic surgeon on Fiverr

on the bright side — that mask means that you’re well equipped  

‘Cause ImAllexx would be jealous of how well this fella spits 

Before I hand you the mic, first

I’ll hand you the L, like I just shipped you your shite merch 

You peaked playing games that a child would

Club Penguin wasn’t just the tip of the iceberg 

Memeulous (0:55):

...Ok guys, this can’t be happening

Little T has actually gotten more crap at rapping

So I’ll bash a fat neek before he can eat me 

I’d suggest a salad, but you already bit off Leafy

Looking at your content, I’m not shocked from all the feasts when 

Your stomach’s like your YouTube career, big from beefing

While I’m gaining pounds from all the AdSense

you can’t GO Counter Strike all them UMG dents 

I’ve seen more talent in my Discord, believe it 

That performance couldn’t beat your speech in Hunt Down the Freeman

This lesser Brit’s a lesbian with many chins and flabby moobs

So you just should come out already -- like Petscop 2 

Pyrocynical (1:20):

I nab wins like spots in the E-Boys when we battle

That was so low effort, put it on your second channel 

it’s like I’m KSI, how you’re shaking like you’re real scared

Last time a pussy’s made me laugh that hard, they fell out of a wheelchair

You’re more dumb than Morgz Mum

This bloke fucked those jokes up

Take notes from yo mama and upload em to PornHub

you’d get more subs than MLG 

But you’re too clean, the biggest square since WillNE

You stole my Series of Tubes, but why? 

Right, like who’s this guy think he is? PewDiePie?

Now you’re hopping on trends for clout, you big knob

We can tell your channel’s time is running out so TikTok.

Memeulous (1:46):

Those rhymes were so poor, James despises the lot

It’s like the clip fell out before you started firin’ shots

Mention my second channel, but it’s bringing me success

And you’d call the Bullyhunters so your fans would meme you less (Oh)

George is so gorgeous at forging these flows

While Niall’s so vile with rhyme skills and roasts

Masked up, I’m gassed up, and passing out blows

like his titles, Pyro went a hit new low (no cap)

talk MLG and I’ll tell a tubby prick 

A 1 minute tik tok could fit all your funny bits 

try to come at me, you’ll get beat hard

Defile a pedophile with files on top of files like Keemstar

Pyrocynical (2:12):

Those jokes were something that Le Le Pons would do 

This shit blew up in your face like your Orange costume (boom!)

It’s Kwite an unfortunate end for you, innit?

after your sub count dives: so guys, we did it.

Memeulous (2:20):

Right I wish i was dead as your trim, sir

I’ll take a rope and suspend myself like your Twitter.

I just left this crossdressing furry destroyed and now

Memeulous took the dub and got the victory royale.