Halloween Battle Written! - Lyrics and Demo (Patreon)

We finished writing Hannibal vs Leatherface and I have to say so far it's looking like one of my favourites.

Here are the lyrics:

Hannibal Verse 1:

Love the suit, must be the best thing to come from your entire worthless town

With the name and the face of a dominatrix, yet you’re the one getting pushed around

Now they try to paint you as a victim, but as a painter, I must say they’ve done very poorly

Spending years in cells and I couldn’t give less of a shit about your incel story

I’m the fine mastermind of my gruesome hobbies

Sip through Chianti as I chew a body

I have taste while this zombie is crude and sloppy

Being used as a pawn by the Illuminati

You were born in the trash bin, of course you’re a has-been

So many face changes, you’re the horror Michael Jackson

Dragging over every track and I don’t mean your damn suit!

Always let your victims escape like they’re fast food

Leatherface Verse 1:

Are whatcha eat? Well, you fucked that

Ya eat brains but got dumb raps

You’re a weak man with a weak spirit

So pass the mic if you can even lift it

Got one decent film praised by the critics

Funny how in that one you were barely in it

Fuckin’ artsy prude, goin’ on trips and shit

Livin high class lifestyle - white meat privilege

You're sleazing your way through some crooked cops?

I'll add these piggies to the cooking pot.

Simp had a heart attack after getting rejected?

Damn, even your cardio got fucking arrested!

Old school, stay raw, call me 2Chainsaw

They wrote plots about Bill, you got no pay off

Took my style, straight jacked it, didn’t surprise me

So do it like your movies - come around and bite me! 

Talkin’ ‘bout the prey escapin’? No trouble either

Your fuckin narrative gets slower, like I got it in my freezer

Only times you’re creating tension are when you go and hang a bitch

You’d only be a good therapist if you put a space in it 

You always seem to fail at shooting your shot with your lovers

Shoulda learned it from the Germans when they did it your mother

And say I’m not getting any? Keep dreamin’ now

Cuz your sister is the only girl you’ve eaten out!

Hannibal Lecter Verse 2:You’ve come back from explosions, but

Michael Bay as producer couldn’t blow you up

Massacred your chain of films with more huge duds

Teach your crew the 3 D’s: don’t do drugs

I’ll go and handle this psychoanalysis

Why this inadequate psycho is so incredibly ravenous

With the fact that his life is never ending in happiness

Their daddy always had him whipped before trying to smash his sis

Even though you’re a panicking cannibal, 

this carnivore animal cannot get a girl to grab his meat

With how much you dry hump that hillbilly weapon, 

I wouldn’t be surprised if the saw is your family

So maybe go on Tinder if you wanna hunt your prey

Cause every time you try to hook up, they just run away

Any chance of your tropes terrifying the world

Went right out the window like all your Final Girls

It used to be a chilling when you sewed bodies together

Now you’re leaving us in stitches with your CGI terror

I’d play games with your brain and then eat the remains

But my stomach would be as empty as your box office gains

Leatherface Verse 2:

Your coldness is false advertising

Cause one look at Starling gets Hannibal Rising

But with all the people you’ve lost, it’s fair

Of course this orphan needs Jodie Foster’s care! 

Lemme tell you bout the slaughter that you saw as a kiddo

Left daddy lying on the path like he’s one of them armadillos

While you’re dissin’ incest, you fell in love with your auntie

Tried to learn the Japanese way but then bombed it like her family

I’mma be cookin’ ya up as Bubba’s shrimp, and after 

We’ll be serving ya second place on top of a silver platter

For this dinner, I’m the one you should be thankin’ the most

‘Cause it’s the only time you’re part of a family roast.