FSD 14 Launching Monday (Patreon)

Tesla will roll out Full Self-Driving (FSD) version 14 on Monday, which is a major upgrade. The so called Sentient version. It uses a much larger neural network—about ten times bigger than before—so the car can make smarter, more human-like decisions in tricky driving situations. The update starts with Tesla employees, early testers, and top FSD youtubers, with a wider release (v14.1) expected in about two weeks.

One standout potential feature is “Banish,” where the car can drop you off and then go park itself. Other improvements include smoother camera processing, navigating private roads without maps, better automatic parking, and fewer nags for driver monitoring. Tesla says FSD v14 cuts driver interventions by up to three times and moves closer to true hands-off autonomy.

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Normally such releases have ZERO impact on stock price so I am not covering my the $500 Strike Calls I sold short.