Tesla Shareholder Meeting Summary (Patreon)

Tesla’s 2025 Shareholder Meeting - Elon’s Infinite Money Glitch

“Hold On to Your Tesla Stock” – This Changes Everything

This year’s Tesla Shareholder Meeting wasn’t just another Elon monologue — it was a quant gold rush. The key takeaway?

“Hold on to your Tesla stock.”
Not advice — a signal. Tesla isn’t a car company anymore. It’s a vertically integrated AI-industrial complex.

Let’s unpack the meeting’s top alpha vectors I noted down, and sorry it took a while — from manufacturing velocity to embodied AI, and why Elon’s “infinite money glitch” might actually check out.