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I’m out of town so I’m gonna make this one quick, alright? Girl Scout Cookies are cookies sold by Girl Scouts in the United States to raise funds to support Girl Scout councils and individual troops. The cookies are widely popular and are commonly sold by going door-to-door, online, through school or town fundraisers, or at "cookie booths" set up at storefronts.[1] The program is intended to both raise money and improve the financial literacy of girls. During an average selling season (usually January through April), more than one million girls sell over 200 million packages of cookies and raise over $800 million.[2][3] The first known sale of cookies by Girl Scouts was in 1917.[4][5][6] Cookie sales are organized by 112 regional Girl Scout councils[7] who select one of two national bakeries to buy cookies from.[3][8]

Plus we learn about Disease X.

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aw

There needs to be a Goovis tier on the Patreon, $200 a month, where I can listen to the YKS episodes in lossless FLAC. I use Shure KSE1500 electrostatic in-ears and a Sony NW-WM1AM2 for a truly high fidelity listening experience, but these lossy, compressed Patreon files aren’t cutting it. I need to hear every barely suppressed burp, every dog freaking out upstairs, every “buhhhh” and “duhhh” in crystal clear gold-to-gold clarity. And I’m willing to pay for it.

MB

Boy Scouts' popcorn is actually fire. All the other stuff they do is good too.

aw

Mike and JF, those disposable hand warmers are actually fine for the environment. They’re made of iron powder which, when exposed to air, begins to oxidize and form iron oxide (rust) in an exothermic reaction. (That means it produces heat, bird brain.)

Sheep

Are boyscouts bad? I thought they were pretty cool ever since they rebranded to just "scouts" and started letting girls and trans ppl in.

Austin Childres

What did you think about the Guys ‘audiophile’ episode?

David Browm

One day, I noticed my dads balls were sweaty as fuck. That's why I applied my chiropractor degree to create Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Dry

Ranger Rick

They've been saying "nothingburger" a lot lately

Richard Cardenas

I took my daughter to an initiation when she was in kindergarten for Boy Scouts here in Texas. They still have separate groups for the boys and the girls and talked about god constantly. We high tailed it the fuck out of there.

archipelago_go

i was in boy scouts from when i was five until i was 22 and worked at a summer camp for six summers in high school/college. this was before they rebranded to just the scouts, when they had to have their arms twisted to allow openly gay adult leaders. i had to lie on an affidavit saying i believed in god to get my eagle scout badge (after doing a project nowhere near intense enough to earn a girl scout gold award). working at the camp was fun, though. where i learned to smoke cigarettes and swear. i probably wouldn’t let a kid of mine join the scouts unless they were really adamant about it. i hated it after about sixth grade because it became clear that it was just pre-rotc training that required an amount of bootlicking to “traditional values” that i’m not about. i learned a lot of useful outdoors stuff but overall can’t recommend. this was in Texas, so maybe it’s not the same elsewhere but i still think the organization as a whole is suss there are similar organizations like the Navigators that do a lot of the same outdoors and personal development type stuff that don’t involve all the flag-waving, but they don’t have the resources or facilities the scouts do

Do_rand

I daydreamed for a minute, did I miss the dentist section?

Chloe B

The Girl Scouts are good actually

Giappi

from the creators of the store & the dentist comes… the airport!