Episode 385: Fight For Your Right To Flush (Patreon)

[Left all the ads in my smart AI backpack]Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Permission to roll around at them for a second and get kicked really hard and fall apart while playing crysound.mp3 under a Jeep Grand Cherokee! ← This could be but a glimpse into our amazing future…if the geniuses over at Kickstarter are to be believed, that is. And, well, they’re geniuses. So I do believe them. I give them everything. They are my world. 

On today’s program we have an idea for something that will finally bring this country together…and it’s on TV! Which, you know what, if anything was gonna do it, it would probably be TV. But nah. Plus, pills for old people (they love ‘em), and an exciting idea for what kind of stuff you can put inside your toilet bowl. 

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Squeeze Louise! That’s the ticket! (There are no tickets) But there is video, and you can get it on every episode of YKS Premium, on the Squeeze Louise tier! Holy FUCKING SHIT

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